A dry handjob to the first man who can track down this mouse for me.
It's obviously some generic China bullshit cranked out by some promotional company that just puts logos on stuff but I like how stupid it is and I want one.
Can't find anything on Alibaba or any promotional materials sites. It's old as stale piss (2007) so it probably doesn't exist any more, but I'd like a second set of eyes.
Thanks jabronis.
I'll answer you when you answer me why you think this image needs to be a 14 fucking megabyte png.
Because it's not my image and people don't understand image formats.
Here's a 2mb jpg for you, which is what this should have been in the first place since I don't give a shit about loss and there's no transparency.
This is what that image should have been in the first place
Because png masterrace, you low bandwidth no memory jpg pleb!
based and redpilled
I'll give you a reason. Because pic is from Reddit and high resolution JPGs uploaded get resized and compressed to shit, but don't if they're uploaded as PNGs.
reddit.com
The answer is probably somewhere in the 1000+ comments on the post, but it's lost in Reddit morons repeating the same 3 mouse puns and 'yo dawg' jokes ad infinitum.
cringe and bluepilles
just ctrl-f "buy"
archive.is
Plebbit invasion indeed
Doesn't work like that. Reddit uses collapsed tree structure for comments. Shows only a few at a time. "Click to load more comments" etc.
Wow, you found it. I was going to post the same link after reading the imgur comments. Surprisingly cheap too.
That's how you make shill accounts on reddit. To get your karma up so it looks like a real account, you go post the same shitty memes everywhere.
ctrl-f on snew.github.io
Should have been a webp image from the start.
Requires JavaShit.
[ANALYSIS COMPLETE]
Stop fucking around with the image file and find me the goddamn mouse already.
You posted a 14mb poorly optimised image.
Anyway, I think I've finally optimised the image fully. This is what you SHOULD have posted.
Thread closed
...
Well that's the thread everyone.
He actually did it, the absolute madman.
Leave and never come back
...
Hey guys, OP here again, can you help me find this keyboard?
...
Better?
...
Fuck you stupid cunt, OP is a poofter who posts dunmb threads.
...
THREAD STATUS: FUCKED AND DEAD
Just get a small mouse and model and 3d print the bigger shell around it
This is a thread about getting mad at a picture you dumb bitch.
Unlike the "it's Darude Sandstorm" tier shitposters on here I've put forth some effort. Looking in the plebbit thread I find in image search there's mention of a "dual size mouse" and a "usb twin mouse".
So while most likely the mouse in your image is probably some no longer produced item you have options if you want something like it.
You have bigger problems than tha—
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
*madlad
fucked and deadpilled*
I lost it