Chinese scientist to be hung for creating genetically modified people

Imagine a roastie whose vagina never becomes like roast beef, and with a self-healing hymen

Add a un-prolapsable rectum and she would be unstoppable

DER UBERTHOT

hey the freecities thread is that way

Sorry you can only have a catgirl when Chinese will make one.

This. Plus even if DNA is completely mapped, there may be secondary functions or effects that are still unknown and we might fuck something up by removing what we believe is just an HIV doorway protein.

Like everything China makes, they will probably be cheep to buy, but break after a year.

Good thing it’s the Chinese doing this, and not us.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET MY OWN CLONES, I'VE GOT SO MUCH SHIT TO DO AND THERE'S NOT ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND

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What could possibly go wrong?

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The Chinese don't hang people. They shoot or lethal injection them.
OP is a ph@9907

mfw this is spoilered
but this is not

wtaf

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I really want a Japanese loli girl waifu!