Tech cringe

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

Is there anything more cringeworthy than these "koans"?
sanctum.geek.nz/arabesque/vim-koans/
stevelosh.com/blog/2013/04/git-koans/

And of course half the people in them are women because we all know the field is really saturated with women

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Other urls found in this thread:

catb.org/~esr/writings/unix-koans/
thecodelesscode.com/
wiki.linuxquestions.org/wiki/AI_Koans
catb.org/esr/writings/unix-koans
thecodelesscode.com
gnu.org/licenses/licenses.html#GPL
plato.stanford.edu/entries/ethics-indian-buddhism/
sanctum.geek.nz/arabesque/vim-koans/
stevelosh.com/blog/2013/04/git-koans/
mit.edu/~xela/tao.html

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

I've never understood the point of koans, they're incredibly uninteresting and while you might learn some stuff from them ultimately what you've built is of no utility to you.

James Scott
James Scott

taking an ancient proverb style and throwing coding into it
Sounds like prime plebbit soycuck to me.

Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

catb.org/~esr/writings/unix-koans/

Connor Moore
Connor Moore


“And who better understands the Unix-nature?” Master Foo asked. “Is it he who writes the ten thousand lines, or he who, perceiving the emptiness of the task, gains merit by not coding?”

Upon hearing this, the programmer was enlightened.

lmao and somehow lispfag still pretends he isn't the living embodiment of Unix.

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

Yeah this is pretty difficult to top. Programmers constantly pull shit that would get you barred for life from any engineering profession, but have egos the size of Jupiter. Nonsensical programming language analogies are also as cringy as it gets.

esr is one of the main culprits behind this self-aggrandizing garbage.

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

esr is one of the main culprits behind this self-aggrandizing garbage.
very true as that is basically all he does

Cameron Rivera
Cameron Rivera

What do you think of these:
thecodelesscode.com/
?

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

wiki.linuxquestions.org/wiki/AI_Koans

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

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Blake Murphy
Blake Murphy

Drink bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you fucking failed abortion.

Wyatt Evans
Wyatt Evans

bump

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

It's Gnuddhism actually

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

chanayana gnuddhism is gay

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

I similarly find these koans to be awful, in general. There are very few that are worthwhile.

I particularly dislike Eric Raymond's koans concerning UNIX:
catb.org/esr/writings/unix-koans

There's also this drivel, where characters are regularly killed for slights; of course, many of the characters are women here, as well:
thecodelesscode.com

In brief, I see koans as naught but sophistry.

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

The author gives a shit about cultural appropriation lol
In brief, I see koans as naught but sophistry.
That may be true but you don't have to sound like a faggot while saying it

Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

Chu, called Kokushi, the teacher of the emperor, called to his attendant: `Oshin.'
Oshin answered: `Yes.'
Chu repeated, to test his pupil: `Oshin.'
Oshin repeated: `Yes.'
Chu called: `Oshin.'
Oshin answered: `Yes.'
Chu said `I ought to apologize for you for all this calling, but really you ought to apologize to me.'

Now I want to ask you: Which one should apologize?

Logan White
Logan White

Eric S. Raymond ripped off the style when he "revised" the Jargon File. The UNIX ones make you cringe because they ran it into the ground. It's like Reddit with rage face memes.

A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.

Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: "You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong."

Knight turned the machine off and on.

The machine worked.

Subject: Re: MC:HUMOR;JARGON >

The JARGON file is being updated. The guy doing so has
changed the nasty references to Unix to refer to MS-DOS
because "all the ITS partisans have now become Unix
partisans, since the Unix philosophy is the same as the
ITS philosophy." as he says.

YAAAARRGGGH!!!

If you would be gracious enough to identify this, um, I
believe the proper term is "loser", then we might have the
opportunity to clarify our philosophical differences.

Michael Morris
Michael Morris

To clarify, I'm and I agree. Those koans are the very few I mentioned that are good and that one in particular is one you can even share in casual conversation.

I prefer the AI lab koans to the old koans about Mu and Ganto's axe and other Eastern things I find nonsensical.

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

Productive person's answer: Who cares? Get a job.

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

A cocky novice once said to Stallman: “I can guess why the editor is called Emacs, but why is the justifier called Bolio?”
Stallman replied forcefully: “Names are but names, ‘Emack & Bolio's’ is the name of a popular ice cream shop in Boston-town. Neither of these men had anything to do with the software.”

His question answered, yet unanswered, the novice turned to go, but Stallman called to him: “Neither Emack nor Bolio had anything to do with the ice cream shop, either.”

(The store is named after two homeless men.)

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

A monk asked Master Haryo, “What is the way?”
Haryo said, “An open-eyed man falling into the well.”

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

monk
<job
monk
<<<job
>>>>>>>monk
<<<<<<<<<<job
that is their job idiot

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

implying I was talking about the monks
Maybe if you spent a little less time navel-gazing and a bit more time outside you wouldn't be such a retard.

Ethan Russell
Ethan Russell

Have you eaten breakfast?

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

Have you taken your soy pill?

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

No. Have you eaten breakfast?

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

Yes. Now go get your soy.

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

Wash your bowl.

Adam Thompson
Adam Thompson

The real Zig Forums cringe.

Jackson Rogers
Jackson Rogers

Are you trying to make a "koan" with me in it? OK, I'm enlightened. Don't forget your HRT.

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

Shut up, nerd.

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

The path of cringless cringe is the one true way, friend.

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

This looks like a rip-off of ESR's actually good "Master Fu and the UNIX Koran". Stupid copycats

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

They probably remind you of yourself. That's likely why you cringe.

Matthew Torres
Matthew Torres

How will you know you have mastered technology?
<When you never use it.

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

cringing ever
Never understood this meme.

Juan Hughes
Juan Hughes

When an anonymous poster makes an unskillfull post, with no tact; it could said that that poster has made a cringeworthy post. When an anonymous poster makes a cringeworthy post, and there is no cringe in response, then is it really cringeworthy?

Your post is both skillfull and enlightened. The quality of cringe we seek is ever changing and ever fleeting, yet surrounds us at all times. Such is the way of the cringeless cringe.

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

All these koans come off as "hurr durr, I read a Wikipedia entry on far-eastern philosophy, so now I can write my own".

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

Seems like just a pretentious FAQ/tips section.

Oliver Brooks
Oliver Brooks

while you might learn some stuff from them ultimately what you've built is of no utility to you.
But you get enlightened, like a man who bumps his head on a chandelier.

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

Sounds like some self important bullshit made my "coder" dipshits that not only makes a disrespectful mockery of actual religions and spiritual beliefs but also shows just how full of themselves they are.

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

Is there anything more cringeworthy than these "koans"?
gnu.org/licenses/licenses.html#GPL

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

Is there anything more cringeworthy than these "koans"?

Dominic Walker
Dominic Walker

Explicit is better than implicit
pull = pull --ff-only
Lol

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

That's not even cringe. It's just sad.

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

The jokes are stupid, but religions deserve no respect.

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

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Aaron Roberts
Aaron Roberts

Stay mad degenerate.

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Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

hey nigger

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Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson

things that survived for thousands of years deserve no respect

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

things that survived for thousands of years
crocodiles survived in current form for millions of years
Therefore crocodiles are supreme beings

Michael Green
Michael Green

In its earliest days religion served as a guideline that prevented humans from subverting to degeneracy and gave them the ideal image of life in the form of the heavens. After the Age Enlightenment, men began to accept themselves as the ideal; religion is no longer needed for the development of society.

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

Men seeing themselves as the ideal is the cause of the individualist degeneracy plaguing the west. We need a new religion that isn't the worship of the individual, or the worship of technology if we want to avoid complete societal destruction

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

While i consider systems programming to be real engineering and science, I think that fact that you invent systems literally out of thin air in software, with no physical artifacts to instinctively judge the results by, the basic enabler of this type of horseshit.

The same phenomenon BTW it is what permits poos and womyn to get their for in the door into the field. White men create the basic frameworks to simplify the basic process, then the pretenders ride on top of that throwing shit against everything wall in hopes something will stick.

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

Some 3 years ago my college colleagues were on local TV talking about "groundbreaking" tech gadget they "created".
7 of them total, 4 of them women, 3 of which are economy students and couple of no brain code monkeys.
They made a fucking teddy bear with camera for an eye. Shit that existed for couple of decades now.

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

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Luis Hill
Luis Hill

Crocodiles do deserve respect and deference though. If you fuck with them they will kill you very easily.

Just need the churches to quit being pussies. Every one I've been to "oh, God loves you, if you sin he'll forgive you so long as you apologize." There's never a line in the sand. "Oh, I know the book says not to fuck dozens of men in the ass, but surely God loves you just the way you are so it's okay." There's no teeth to it anymore. Fire and brimstone, fear of God and righteous punishment are needed to keep the retard normalcattle in line. If you're intelligent enough to not be a degenerate without being told you'll burn forever good on you, but

When fuckups cost nothing but time (and you're getting paid by the hour) people have no incentive to actually do it right.

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

brats say "God sends people to hell? God destroys cities? That doesn't sound like a very loving God to me!"
then they grow up, look around, and wonder: "where is God? What kind of a loving God could possibly restrain himself from smashing this planet to bits?"
churches need to appeal to the second group, but instead they try to appeal to the first group.
this is a mystery.

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

someone got so triggered by fedora memes they drew this

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Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

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Noah Anderson
Noah Anderson

After the Age Enlightenment, men began to accept themselves as the ideal; religion is no longer needed for the development of society.
Pic related

I blame the general computer illiteracy in the population. If you were to build a shack from plywood and scraps and then call yourself an architect everyone and their mother would laugh at you because they know what a real house is supposed to look like. Anyone who isn't a mouthbreathing retard can build a shack from plywood and scraps.

However, when it comes to computers, the equivalent of plywood and scraps that is modern software development of "just throw some shit together, it it runs slow tell people to buy a better processor". But for the technologically illiterate even this Pajeet tier shit is like magic because they cannot even write a Hello World on the shell.

Imagine living in a world where people don't know what a hammer is. Anyone who can nail two boards together would be seen as some kind of wizard. There would be no social filter that would bring those people back down to earth. No, you are not a wizard, you are not an ancient Chinese monk on a mountain top. You're an idiot with a hammer and some nails who nailed some scrap wood together.

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Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

I think buddhism among most religions deserves respect. In fact it isn't a religion like the majority of others are. They don't worship gods of any kind but from what I understand seek to cultivate something within themselves. It's more nuanced than I can explain or understand from my readings.

Anyway the others deserve respect where it's due anyway. I would give some reasons but it's clear to me that you're just a shitposting faggot, so I won't waste my time.

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

They don't worship gods but do believe in other realms/dimensions. The point is to cultivate non-attachment so you don't have to repeat an infinite number of lives. If you have craving or attachment you get to be reborn again in another realm of suffering. Apparently if you are able to awaken yourself or "enter the stream" you have a maximum of 7 lives left, which to Buddhists is a much preferable alternative.

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

No, don't tell christcucks they're wrong about something or they'll start posting shit like this

Politics, religion, and sexuality for the majority of people is more about picking and choosing comfortable ideas than it is about trying to describe trends in the world around us.

People start with a conclusion or sensibility they're psychologically attached to, and then try to build their arguments up from it.

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

Holy shit, christcuck are sensitive

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

<tips le fedora

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

The point is to cultivate non-attachment
Mfw I'm a Buddhist without even trying

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

You're right that religion doesn't necessary have to be the moral guideline. But there still must be a moral guideline.

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

This.

They are just means to get a student to think about something for a good long while.

Adrian Cox
Adrian Cox

DUDE
MICRODOSING LSD
LMAO

Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

I rest my case

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

Hey now, he doesn't only aggrandize himself

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Landon Scott
Landon Scott

shut up and listen

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Brody Moore
Brody Moore

Oof.

Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks

...soggy lump of excrement...
He's been waiting to use that line since the eight grade, hasn't he?

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

plato.stanford.edu/entries/ethics-indian-buddhism/

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

ESR is the epicist shitposter. Too bad he thinks Non-Free Software should coexist with free. Damn Open Source idiots.

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

I don't think these koans are that terrible. What's so cringe about them?

sanctum.geek.nz/arabesque/vim-koans/
A bit simplistic and about as satisfying as the original koans, if you know enough vim to get what it's talking about. But adds very little so you might as well enjoy the actual koans instead. I guess brainlet soibois can't into cultural relativism so you have to put in a context they're familiar with or they get too distracted.

stevelosh.com/blog/2013/04/git-koans/
This was boring, I couldn't even finish reading. Seems more like a very abstruse and incomplete git manual than a koan. Koans aren't just pithy and vague for the sake of being mysterious, they're supposed to trigger your brain into contemplating big philosophical questions that are hard to express succinctly.

catb.org/~esr/writings/unix-koans/
These aren't too bad. They're not great, but at least have proper structure of a simple narrative with ironic humor that points to an interesting philosophical idea.

thecodelesscode.com
This one is just silly. The pastiches are much worse than the original they parody. And the ones that seem original, I don't get why they have violence as a punch line. The koan doesn't really work as a narrative joke, and on an intellectual level, resolving a philosophical conflict with violence between characters is just unsatisfying.

wiki.linuxquestions.org/wiki/AI_Koans
I like these a lot. I enjoy the humor and they are actually enlightening. The nice thing about these is that they don't just try to express random wisdom about life, but wisdom about math and computation. My favorites are the ones about Knight and Sussman.

I'm not that well read on actual eastern philosophy, but I feel like while they have a good amount of genuinely illuminating stuff, they also have a lot of ridiculous nonsense. In the West we also have a lot of shit philosophy (eg post modernism) mixed in with good stuff (eg plato). Even within Plato's stuff he had a lot of good ideas but also some retarded ones. Anyways, the worst koans are so bad that their nonsensical content is humorous, so I like the ones where the localization to something like Java or OOP makes it even more ridiculous.

The new, Zig Forumsnological Sam Hyde?

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

Stick to the originals

Little by little the night turns around
Counting the leaves which tremble at dawn
Lotuses lean on each other in yearning
Under the eaves the swallow is resting

[Verse 1]
Little by little the night turns around
Counting the leaves which tremble at dawn
Lotuses lean on each other in yearning
Under the eaves the swallow is resting

[Hook]
Set the controls for the heart of the sun

Over the mountain watching the watcher
Breaking the darkness, waking the grapevine
One inch of love is one inch of shadow
Love is the shadow that ripens the wine

Set the controls for the heart of the sun

Witness the man who raves at the wall
Making the shape of his questions to Heaven
Whether the sun will fall in the evening
Will he remember the lesson of giving?

Set the controls for the heart of the sun

And this one is also quite good, from the I Ching, specifically Chapter 24

All movement is accomplished in six stages
And the seventh brings return
The seven is the number of the young light
It forms when darkness is increased by one

Change returns success
Going and coming without error
Action brings good fortune
Sunset

The time is with the month of winter solstice
When the change is due to come
Thunder in the other course of heaven
Things cannot be destroyed once and for all

Change returns success
Going and coming without error
Action brings good fortune
Sunset, sunrise

All movement is accomplished in six stages
And the seventh brings return
The seven is the number of the young light
It forms when darkness is increased by one

Change returns success
Going and coming without error
Action brings good fortune
Sunset, sunrise

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

This is a very ancient prophecy-poem, made by Anglo-Saxons. Perhaps better than the Oriental literature I linked prior

Far, far, far, far away – way
People heard him say – say
I will find a way – way
There will come a day – day
Something will be done

Then at last the mighty ship
Descending on a point of flame
Made contact with the human race
At Mildenhall

Now, now, now is the time – time
Time to be – be – be aware

Carter’s father saw him there and
Knew the road revealed to him
The living soul of Hereward the Wake

Oh, my, something in my eye – eye
Something in the sky – sky
Waiting there for me

The outer lock rolled slowly back
The service men were heard to sigh
For there revealed in glowing robes
Was Lucy in the sky

Oh – oh – did you ever know – know
Never ever will they

Oh – oh – did you ever know – know
Never ever will they
I cannot say

Summoning his cosmic powers
And glowing slightly from his clothes
His psychic emanations flowed

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

One more, proving that the originals are better than these remixes. This one is Dutch in origin, and is a meta-poem about a Mother reading a story to his son.

There was a king who ruled the land
His Majesty was in command
With silver eyes the scarlet eagle
Showered silver on the people...

Oh, Mother
Tell me more

Why’d'ya have to leave me there
Hanging in my infant air
Waiting?
You only have to read the lines
They’re scribbly black and everything shines

Across the stream with wooden shoes
With bells to tell the king the news
A thousand misty riders climb up
Higher once upon a time
Wandering and dreaming
The words have different meaning
Yes, they did

For all the time spent in that room
The doll’s house, darkness, old perfume
And fairy stories held me high
On clouds of sunlight floating by

Oh, Mother
Tell me more
Tell me more

James Clark
James Clark

These seem a lot more serious than the koans posted so far.

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

隻手声あり、その声を聞け

僧問:狗子還有佛性也無?

師云:無。

問:上至諸佛,下至螻蟻皆有佛性,狗子為什麼卻無?

師云:為伊有業識在。

Juan Ross
Juan Ross

Difficile lectu mihi mars et jonicu, jonicu
difficile, lectu lectu lectu mihi mars,
mihi mars
lectu lectu difficile lectu lectu
jonicu jonicu jonicu jonicu
jonicu jonicu jonicu jonicu
difficile.

Difficile lectu mihi mars et jonicu, jonicu difficile
lectu lectu lectu mihi mars, mihi mars, mihi mars.
Lectu lectu mihi mars et jonicu jonicu difficile

lectu lectu lectu

Difficile lectu
jonicu jonicu jonicu jonicu jonicu diffciile
mihi mars mihi mars
lectu lectu difficile mihi mars

(Wenn Sie Deutsche sind und dieses Lateinisch lesen, werden Sie eine schöne Überraschung erleben)

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

Spoiler: they're pink floyd lyrics. Nice job shitting up the thread nigger.

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

LIAR

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Connor Howard
Connor Howard

I can't stop staring at his teeth. They are so perfectly blunt and the same height, as if someone grinded them down. No canine teeth, just a perfectly herbivore mouth.

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

99% of this board

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Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

Oh, now I get it. They're pretty shit without the music.

one sentence remark is shitting up thread
not posting pages of borderline off-topic content

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

That comment wasn't directed at you. It was directed at the user that shat up the thread. Apologies for any misunderstanding.

Thomas Jackson
Thomas Jackson

My bad. Now I felt dumb twice in one thread.

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

Welcome to /religion/

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

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Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

The new, Zig Forumsnological Sam Hyde?
More like BG Kumbi.

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

Jesus Christ this reads like something the multics shitposter would make up about C fanboys. Fucking ESR.

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

And of course half the people in them are women because we all know the field is really saturated with women
Like xkcd tbh.

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

While I'd prefer a white christian society, I'll play devil's advocate here, because there's a problem with your pic:

Current year western culture is not a real atheist, religionless society. Christianity was simply replaced by another religion, Satanism (the combination of leftism, socialism, marxism, degeneracy, subversion and hedonism).

Satanists claim to be all for science and logic. But whenever science and logical thinking go against these people's actions and beliefs, they'll straight up say that science and logical thinking are haram and should be ignored or even banned.

Adrian Allen
Adrian Allen

99% of this board

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William King
William King

wew lad

James Foster
James Foster

Apathy isn't the same thing

I never even mentioned Christianity. I'm not a christcuck, maybe you should read posts before replying to them you stupid fucking mongoloid.

Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Moore

I'm not a christcuck
<tips fedora

Eli Young
Eli Young

A monk asked Tozen when he was weighing some flax, "What is Buddha?"

Tozen said, "This flax weighs three pounds.

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

The student heard this admonition and felt as if he had tasted sweet nectar.

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

If you call me a fedora tipper, you are too sensitive!
Please don't call me a fedora tipper!

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Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

He thinks only christians mock fedora tippers.
Heh

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

He is a Pagan more likely than not.

Brody Harris
Brody Harris

I thought Zig Forums liked the Tao of Programming
mit.edu/~xela/tao.html

Isaac Garcia
Isaac Garcia

Horseshit. What you call satanism isn't satanism, isn't a religion and doesn't exist.

Eli Williams
Eli Williams

That's nothing, you should've seen an old buddy of mine. His teeth are so perfectly simmetric, white, and evenly sized and spaced, that the dude seems to be on dentures. I've asked, he claims they're natural and he has visited the dentist very few times in his life. What's even stranger is that he's borderline obese and eats the part.

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

--ff-only
“Then why did you not warn me of a problem with my configuration?” she asked.
Master Git replied: “there was no problem.”

Indeed. Imho veryone who doesn't rebase his branch before PR'ing should be murdered slowly.

Asher Myers
Asher Myers

...though the morale was probably something else in that example, lel.

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

Lainchan loves these.

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

lainchan is faggot central

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

Well, he's using CDE, for what it's worth.

Logan Brown
Logan Brown

not even remotely surprising

Brandon Myers
Brandon Myers

Holy fuck. I think I have that book.

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Lucas Long
Lucas Long

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

Heil Israel

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

The Semitic influence is strong with this one.

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

Whatcha sliding mordecai?

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

I'm seeing a lot of bot posts spammed around here. Be careful anons

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

/leftypol/ gtfo pls

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

Remember that 8 Chan is full of Islamophobes who are envious of the rich and colorful Muslim culture. Prove me wrong (protip: you can't)