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This is a very ancient prophecy-poem, made by Anglo-Saxons. Perhaps better than the Oriental literature I linked prior

Far, far, far, far away – way
People heard him say – say
I will find a way – way
There will come a day – day
Something will be done

Then at last the mighty ship
Descending on a point of flame
Made contact with the human race
At Mildenhall

Now, now, now is the time – time
Time to be – be – be aware

Carter’s father saw him there and
Knew the road revealed to him
The living soul of Hereward the Wake

Oh, my, something in my eye – eye
Something in the sky – sky
Waiting there for me

The outer lock rolled slowly back
The service men were heard to sigh
For there revealed in glowing robes
Was Lucy in the sky

Oh – oh – did you ever know – know
Never ever will they

Oh – oh – did you ever know – know
Never ever will they
I cannot say

Summoning his cosmic powers
And glowing slightly from his clothes
His psychic emanations flowed

One more, proving that the originals are better than these remixes. This one is Dutch in origin, and is a meta-poem about a Mother reading a story to his son.

There was a king who ruled the land
His Majesty was in command
With silver eyes the scarlet eagle
Showered silver on the people...

Oh, Mother
Tell me more

Why’d'ya have to leave me there
Hanging in my infant air
Waiting?
You only have to read the lines
They’re scribbly black and everything shines

Across the stream with wooden shoes
With bells to tell the king the news
A thousand misty riders climb up
Higher once upon a time
Wandering and dreaming
The words have different meaning
Yes, they did

For all the time spent in that room
The doll’s house, darkness, old perfume
And fairy stories held me high
On clouds of sunlight floating by

Oh, Mother
Tell me more
Tell me more

These seem a lot more serious than the koans posted so far.

隻手声あり、その声を聞け

僧問:狗子還有佛性也無?

師云:無。

問:上至諸佛,下至螻蟻皆有佛性,狗子為什麼卻無?

師云:為伊有業識在。

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Spoiler: they're pink floyd lyrics. Nice job shitting up the thread nigger.

LIAR

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I can't stop staring at his teeth. They are so perfectly blunt and the same height, as if someone grinded them down. No canine teeth, just a perfectly herbivore mouth.

99% of this board

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Oh, now I get it. They're pretty shit without the music.