Planetary USB C at stake in one hour

Die.

What's so good about usb c?

I don't even think it was even mentioned.
It's faster but INCOMPATIBLE. I always just just used USB for peripherals and I think that's what most people did.
I don't see the point.

They announced an Apple credit card.

The USB C port is 3 dimensional instead of the 4 dimensional current USB A port that has to be rotated 180 degrees 2 times to insert into a socket.

Who the fuck is Tim Cook and what does he have to do with Apple? It would be a great name for a chef. Last time I paid attention, Steve Jobs was still in a coffin and it was still great.

I seem to remember reading that using the wrong cable can destroy your device. That sounds great. Also, they want to use this shit for absolutely everything and get rid of the convenience of having different ports for different things, because being able to easily tell what is what is way too convenient for the stone age of computing that we're living in. It was also designed for shit phones because they are too thin for normal USB, so again, cheap garbage phones are dragging the desktop down. They killed software design and quality, and the web at the same time, and now USB, because that's what the nigger monkeys want so it makes money.

The only good thing about it, as far as I know. And of course, we couldn't change the shape of the fucking plug without destroying the current standard. Well, except that the B and C plugs already solve this problem.

Have you been in a coma since 2011? I'm not even an applefag and I know.
Jobs is dead.
"I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone."
~ Richard Stallman

I don't know famous people, no idea who they are whenever people mention them. The only famous people stuff I know is that famous guy Trump was elected after Steve Jobs and Michael Jackson died after 9/11. Heard that name before and just assumed that he's another actor that I don't know. Tim Cook sounds like someone that has been in a bunch of shit American movies that I don't watch. I am too pure to know this stuff, I just watch anime and masturbate to anime and complain about computers, and actively avoid knowing about Apple because they went from expensive shit that I couldn't have to just shit I don't want to have.

Because he can't continue to have cancer and suffer more for his crimes against software if he's dead. I know what you're thinking, Stallman.

They instead announced /tv/ shit

Also "we want the disgruntled jewgle news audience" and a new AirPod model