Brit/pol/ #2647: Simple As Edition

just stay relaxed

this
stay so relaxed that you just sit in the car and do nothing

And then start breathing really heavy and hunch your shoulders

also honk your horn at schoolgirls

What happens if you're doing your driving test and you need a poo?

I don't think you could be a worse poster

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you're legally allowed to poo in a constable's hat if you're on your driving test

pull out the compartment between the seats and taking a huge steamy shit inside it
thats what theyre there for

Sit on the gear stick to keep it in

xth for Hirohito on a moped

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