Brit/pol/ #2670: Spice Edition

I'll install it for you for £200

Whilst this post does not contain details of shemale sex, it's pretty fucking offensive for different reasons.

After meeting with 2 previous TS escorts (as reviewed in East England) I was in Northampton and fancied the hat trick.

I called Selina after reading his/her profile. Looks good in the photos I thought. So I called and heard a slightly more feminine voice than expected which I thought was a bonus, and in the photos I swear she looks like a friend of mine (female) who I would love to fuck.

Arranged a meeting, and was given her postcode - in a cul de sac of a newish estate not far from the city centre (10 min drive).

Arrived, knocked on the door and a voice called out to let myself in (s)he was nearly ready. Then she appeared at the top of the stairs, and said hullo. Selina appeared, and I was stunned to silence. Whilst it was definitely her in the pictures, they are as flattering as fuck. It was clearly a bloke with a wig dropped on top of his head. I managed to squeek out that I'd left the money in the car and had to step out to get it. I went to the car and scarpered as quick as I could.

So if any of you lads are seeking a TS girl in case they are all men in a wig, I would not recommend a visit.

i'll do it for free just need a £200 deposit first

poof

I'll do it for £150

my autistic mate just found out his gf from yankland he met online is actually a fat gay man

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anyone watching the antisemitism debate lads

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcparliament

he got catfished by your dad?

fucking slavs undercutting honest english labour

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