Timezones are a spook

This is just more timezone brain damage. If you're going to change the system then at get rid of it and just use UTC. Who cares if you wakeup at 0200 instead of 0800, your "wakeup hours", etc are dependent upon the area you live and the job you work so stop over complicating this bullshit with timezones that confuse everyone.

Timezone is pretty Zig Forums so I tend to balance the Zig Forumsness with Zig Forums elements

It's because the world is flat