Small smartphones

Btfo'd
Fuck are you saying, are you like, a toddler? Even they don't have issues with them in pockets

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oh so thats why they dont really have any buttons anymore

Assuming you don't wear faggot jeans they probably fit fine. The last tracking device I had was pretty large and I never had an issue with it. I'm not sure why people put them in their back pockets and sit on them always seemed retarded. I think women and soyboys do it because they're jeans are too tight to have real pockets.

The last phone I had worth using was an early android with a decent sized screen which is way smaller than what I see available now. It had a slide out keyboard and once I learned it I could type at an acceptable wpm without looking at it. When it died after a decade of use due to the screen finally giving out I was unable to find anything comparable. I bought a new tracking device and eventually sold it because I didn't like the idea of it tracking me everywhere. I ditched it for a GPS system that I only use about twice a year and went back to a real landline. The landline is pretty /comfy/ and works when the power goes out and the phone company is required to fix it within a certain number of hours if it ever goes down by law. I only use it for family and business. If I'm away from home I have no reason to take phone calls. Everyone carried a tracking device so assuming I need 911 service when away from the house I'll just use theirs or a payphone. Recently, they are started putting payphones back into public places where I live so everyone has access to 911.

This is some shitty bait that'd only get genuine responses on Reddit.

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it's all about fashion. jews say the fashion now is big phones so goyim/cattle go and buy them while throwing their small phones away. jews will increase what size is fashionable, but at some peak point, they will say that small phones are fashionable, so goyim will throw away their big shit phones and buy newest small phones for $500
goyim do not buy based on needs, they ask jews what should their needs be. jews are owners of cattle


what else can you do if you need 911:
-carry a phone covered in tin foil or special metal box that blocks radio waves
-carry a phone with removed battery. when you need to call, you put battery in, turn it on, call. don't use (((modern))) memephones for that as they boot for minutes

replace jews with advertisers and it makes sense

Why? An overwhelming proportion of advertisers are jews, or jewish operated. Oh right, you're a slimy lying noseberg.

*slimy lying noseberg running interference for his tribe.

I wouln't mind a real terminal tbh. The big widescreen shit they make now are of no use to me. I bought a used 17-inch 1280x1024 LCD since that's the best I could find in local ads, but really I would have prefered 15-inch 4:3 screen.

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