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Pretend to be Latino: Get job
Levi Wood
Michael Scott
Good luck with a slavic name with sky, enko, or ovich at the end.
Kayden Edwards
I went to a grocery store in East LA with a tall, blonde, blue eyed white woman, and the spics literally moved out of the way and let us go to the front of the line. I don't get this whole pitting latinos with whites bullshit, we love you people. I can't imagine this would ever happen in Compton or Watts however. Know who your true enemies are.
Thomas Wood
The time to follow laws is over.
Jace Kelly
Isn't this fraud a felony?
Kevin Kelly
"I'm a white Mexican."
Unless they force you to take a DNA test to prove you aren't of Spanish descent there is literally no argument they could make against this.
Lucas Cook
Pretty sure the race is what you self-identify as. For all they know your great-grandfather was half beaner. Unless you're opening a casino and making use of indian perks nobody will check your family tree anyhow.
Zachary Bell
No. Peddle your bullshit elsewhere, kike.
Lucas Walker
Lol, you mean "coño"? I actually speak it pretty well.
Nathaniel Barnes
AMERICA IS NOW OFFICIALLY A NON WHITE COUNTRY!
OH WAIT EVERY WHITE PERSON WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE ANOTHER RACE TO GET JOBS AMERICA IS ACTUALLY 88% WHITE