Girlfriend? Just need a girlfriend?

I don't cry. I need gf

Man, I can already hear you hitting the keyboard furiously like a first class asperger. Here's a hint to you, it all end with everyone forgetting about it.

Lmao you are far away and can't even heard me.
I need gf.
I will be businessman and won't be forgetten

Kikey even these threads won't hide the fact that this board is dead.

This board is not dead.
I need gf

wew, none of this is really you. What a bathetic excuses you are tying to bring up now? More of your autism and embarassing yourself again?
Or are you really trying to call this as your hard work. Don't make me laugh. On second thought, you truly are a fucking joke.

As shitposting goes, this is the weakest to have afflicted Zig Forums. What happened to our standards? Sad.

I know this is not a hard work.
I do hard work
I need gf and I prefer awesome woman than man..you dumbass.
I will have gf not just for fucking sex.
I am not a joke.
I am perfect

Deal with it because I am not getting gf that why I am doing this.
I need gf

How about making something "original" that suits to your standards and taste. Something that reflects your life.
I got it. How about using frequently the word "cumskin". That will truly make you look funny and witty.