Manlet Facebook CEO live before Congress Mega Thread #2
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The Zucc Testifies Live Mega Thread #2
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Landon Taylor
Did that cunt ask facebook for gibs?
Grayson Young
It's late here, good night brothers.
Elijah Williams
No shit.
Joshua Green
pls gib fiber optics
Caleb James
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Lincoln Hall
Just tuned in, and first impression: this supposed 'grilling' is way too chummy.
Ryan Young
Sleep well knowing facebook will soon have an AI god not taller than a common toddler.
Zachary Brooks
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Caleb Diaz
Can't stop those "campaign donations" from coming in.
Caleb James
Christian King
It's similar to the 8th grade level, stage managed faggotry one used to see at Presidential debates.
Brandon Perry
They're concerned about him collecting data, it getting out, and they want people like him access to everything their constituents do on the internet.
Alexander Hall
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Easton Mitchell
THE END IS NEAR
Colton Carter
the only good one was the lady that brought up the real shit, Total information awareness.
Blake Ross
I just got here. Is he actually being questioned or are they just sucking his dick for more money and data?
Andrew Jones
he just nodded there
and didnt say yes
Jason Nelson
A lot of it depends on who is asking the questions. Some senators are throwing softball questions because they don't want to alienate their constituency while others are softballing it because King Zucc pays for their campaign.
You have to really dig in to find the meat and potatoes.
Levi Russell
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Adrian Rogers
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Never forget. Obama and Hillary did this all far worse. (((They))) are mad Zuck failed them by letting their weapon get into Trump's hands.
David Williams
A little bit of both tbh
Angel Green
Joshua Morris
some pretending of the first but mainly the second
Kayden Cooper
Noticed that, too. Not to mention him looking entirely uncomfortable. Softballing faggot didn't even push him with 'was that a yes?'
Kayden Lewis
Yes satan, there have been a few good exchanges.
Grayson Diaz
Didn't hear a
YES
What a lying piece of shit kike. God damn this whole thing is filling me with rage
Asher Moore
top kek
Dylan Martinez
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Jose Gutierrez
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Anthony Wood
He's not under oath. He can say/not say whatever the hell he wants. It's a dog and pony show.
Isaac Moore
CIA NIGGERS BEING ADDED TO PRIVATE GROUPS WITH NO WARRANT
Oliver Murphy
I'm convinced kennedy still there because he simply has nothing else to do
Adam Lee
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Nicholas Clark
they get paid for this by the way. Meanwhile we're here doing it all for fun
Easton Nelson
notice how half of them even fucking left or are texting on their phones
Ryder Wilson
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Nolan Thomas
hmmmm
Kayden Barnes
Who is this fat fuck questioning him?
Tyler Peterson
oh shit
Michael Miller
it's lacking a good ol neckbeard reeeeing about deleted meme pages tbh
Dominic Hughes
do you find Mr. Tester testing?
Easton Thomas
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Jaxson Fisher
THE END IS NEAR
Anthony Green
Brandon Davis
Tester was a real nigga
Jeremiah Johnson
I mean, just put Christie Kreme on there and it'll do the trick
Jaxon Ramirez
Why the fuck are all these cunts acting like this is just some big chore for Cuck?
"oh sorry we had to drag you out here,please forgive us for keeping you here. is your seat cushion soft enough sir? would you like a backrub while we proceed?"
Connor Lewis
Kill it with fire.
Jason Moore
holy shit. They panned out and there's like 4 of them left
Aiden Wood
Are you fucking retarded?
Levi Lopez
He donated to nearly off of their campaigns.
Julian White
off all
Gabriel Phillips
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Zachary Hughes
The more he talks the more tech illiterate I think he might be, sounds like he's been reading from a script and just memorized shit overnight.
Camden Nguyen
Jaxon Peterson
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Kayden Thomas
thicc
William Stewart
Oh god this ought to be good the guy is a total sperg he will crumble under the pressure.
Justin Morales
Would've been great to shitpost in a livestream thread while Howard Hughes rapes corrupt, retarded Senators.
Ian Moore
I feel like he remember his "human looking classes" sporadically, it's killing me
Grayson Rogers
Not any of that here
Tyler Murphy
He isn't actually processing the questions. He has a bunch of canned responses that where written by FB legal. He just selects and plugs in the best canned response like a tech support bot.
Joshua Ortiz
The fuck is this old timer babbling about
Isaiah Wilson
Hearing this old fuck makes me afraid death
John Morgan
I never realised how much of a manlet he was. Even that gook in the background is taller than him, I guess that's why he married (an ugly) one. He cannot stand next to the average jewess or white woman.
Owen Young
old guy is boring as fuck lol
Matthew Williams
Reptilian is supposed to be a meme but I'll be damned if Zuckerberg doesn't look like the embodiment of an albino lizard person.
Anthony Jackson
Please help us change public opinion, Mr. Zuckerberg.
Lincoln Wood
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Xavier Parker
I legitimately have no idea.
Austin Ward
Did the geezer just spit on himself?
Cameron Barnes
I demand at least six gorllion babby seat zuck maymays
Asher Bailey
That was pretty cringey.
Jacob Anderson
SUCKERBERG
Wyatt Peterson
Matthew Kelly
He's just remembering the 40's
Jonathan Barnes
It started out as a question about political bias, and then descended into complete waffle.
Liam Miller
That had to be the longest blowjob I have ever seen.
Anthony Brown
Christopher Russell
YOU FORGOT YOUR 4 INCH PILLOW, MR.ZUCKERBERG!
Gabriel Morgan
"How many people have been blackmailed or extorted from data you've collected and given to others?"
Bentley Evans
Wait no the Comey hearing was a bit longer.
Was one of them just trying to celebrate with Zuck?
Jonathan Gomez
even his hair looks like a yarmulke
Connor Perry
He IS a reptilian just like the rest of his tribe. I mean, have you seen his TIME mag cover?
Jackson Green
YO, lemme git dat yam-aka cut nigga
Angel Garcia
Adrian Hughes
I wasn't the only one that saw and heard one of the speakers go up to Zuck and ask him for over for a cocktail right?
Jackson Harris
Why are you surprised? He helps fund most of them.
Jaxon Nguyen
Reminder about the committee chairman, he was paid off along with many others
Eli Cook
I'm just surprised they would do it while the cameras and mics are still hot.
They could at least pretend this isn't just bread and circus.
Charles Peterson
lol
Jaxson Jackson
They're desperate and afraid, and their various shit schemes are getting found out. Their main turn and hopes are on mueller, and clearly they stupidly just revealed in transparency their intention of influencing any and all elections in their interest, meanwhile trying to censor the "hate speech".
If this tells you anything, it should be that: They're terrified. They're slipping up and making mistakes over and over in their panic.
Austin Williams
That's exactly what is happening. Trump is the best thing to happen to America in decades simply because he terrifies the (((establishment))) so very much.
William Perez
I never thought when I was learning about how government work, 30 years ago, that all it really meant was open and unlimited bribery by evil corporations and fanatical billionaires.
Term limits and banning bribery? Hell no, that would be common sense and might actually be the way to not have the US disintegrate like the Roman empire…. just shows how bad things are that this sort of thing is just the accepted norm. And they're still pushing the envelope for more degeneracy.
Brody Jenkins
The dead can torment no one.
They pierced my hands and my feet, I may tell all my bones.
Nathaniel Cruz
How about we just FORCE FB to crash.
Brandon Morales
Way too soon after getting his human mask redone. The eyeholes aren't quite fit on correctly, and the hair hasn't been fully implemented.
Jaxon Powell
Please tell me someone made an mp4/webM of Grassly's closing statement where he is begging Zuckerberg to help Congress control the goyim better, and the Jew behind Zuckerberg is practically breaking down in tears during the whole thing.