What the fuck happened with modern dating?

There's literally nothing wrong with a woman who likes to have fun. Quite being prudish, a women sucking more than 1 dick isn't sluttish.

Nothing wrong with casual sex.

Then I'm gonna give you a simple tip another user gave me 10 years ago.
You learn small talk from male buddies. Trash talking and making dumb jokes. I had a beer belly some years ago, one of my co-workers made jokes about me bringing a soccer ball underneath the shirt to work.
Dumb shit like that where you're free to reply back without pressure to be "funny or die" will get you far. Yeah, you're gonna sound like a fucking sperg at first, but the more you do it, the better you get at it. After about an year of this, hitting bars and shooting the shit with a circle of friends, you'll notice casual chit-chat with girls isn't all that diferent, you just pick diferent topics.

:^)

I'm past the point of self pity/hatred and now I just want to know what the fuck is wrong with me and why people like me seem to be popping up everywhere. Even the spergs don't talk to each other anymore.

Fuck, what do you even talk about? Politics are verboten. Weather is good for a sentence or two, sports I don't care about…

I can make jokes with my coworkers without difficulty. We don't hang out outside of work though, no reason to. Nothing in common.

It is wrong and claiming it's not isn't going to change the facts. There is nothing wrong with jumping off buildings user. You should try it. All these nay sayers just don't believe! They don't believe! Women who like to have fun like that aren't women, but cum dumpsters with no soul. Well, there might be one, but it's being crushed by their current self's disgusting way of life.

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People like sex, get over it, sleeping with others with no commitment is fine, consenting adults can do what they like, you just gotta learn to have fun with it.

You know how I can tell you're not from here?
No shekels for you, Moishe.

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Big fucking mistake.
My interests are videogames and geopolitics.
Noone fucking shares those interests with me. Doesn't mean we don't have a good time. Just tell a few to show up at a bar, pay everyone a drink and talk about random crap. You don't need to have the same interests as others. You can tell them about your interests and learn something from their interests.