Fuckin' A, that's succinct.
BECOME GODS - WIN THE CULTURE WAR
Parker Cruz
Liam Evans
(checked AND Kek'd)
Hey anons, I'm back for another round. Last time I had to work really, really fast like Sanic because I felt (((them)) bearing down hard on me, so that's why I finally had to activate my contracts. I went as far as I could without backup, I made it to that exact moment more or less on my own. I apologize for my misspellings and shit grammar, normally I try to edit my writing before hitting post, but time was of the essence. My mind got info-flooded by a Bard, and I'm not one per se, so I had to offload my information to clear up my RAM before I lost things. Plus I had to use a crappy burner laptop without spell check, because I knew in advance they'd nuke it. That did in fact happen, my burner laptop is now a paperweight, but nothing of value was lost. The good news is that when a team of people destroy one of my cheap things, one of me destroys a lot of their expensive things. I'm sure it wasn't a good trade, especially since I planned the entire thing out in advance. No matter how many times I tell these idiots what's up, they just keep making the same mistakes. I believe they call that the definition of insanity. I might be off the fucking rails, but these people are truly insane.
Currently everyone's paying attention elsewhere, so I can do my work in relative peace. Thanks Trump. Timing is the essence of 4d chess, after all. And right now I have all the time I need. So what I intend to do this time is go through and reply to people, answer whatever questions there are and give thanks where it's due. I'm also going to tell you a bit more about me in a general sense and the people I have tapped for my inner council. And probably a bit more about my plans, since that's what really matters. It's so goddamn relaxing to be able to work in silence. So I'll just leave this here for the next time I get an urgent message, just a little mindfield for anons and shills to step on at their leisure.
Samuel Roberts
That could be Earth needing to give birth to a species that can move to other planets. I think that's what planetary consciousnesses strive for, like a flower releasing pollen. Pretty sure that's what life does, and when our quarantine is lifted we'll see life all around is. Pretty sure humans do the same thing through spiritual unions, not just body replication. That's also probably a big part of it. Animals rut and make more animals, and human bodies are animals that can have souls of certain advancement attached to them. Souls merge and make more souls. I think that's a good feeling. Remember that I can only Know so much at any one time, so this is very grainy Knowledge. It's meant to 'ping' your truth sensors so you can figure the rest out on your own.
Personally, when I 'ascended' or broke through to the next overtone, I 'gave birth' to a crystalline consciousness, which I gave to the Tall Whites to incubate, because how could I take care of it in a human body? It's hard to feel surprise from Tall Whites, especially when you've spent as much time with them as I have, but I tend to do it fairly regularly. My contact said it's rare to reproduce that way, but not unheard-of when a suitable mate simply doesn't exist in all of your reality. I figure it can attach to silicon once the systems here are developed enough to be a robust body. That just became apparent to me over time. So all that macrobe talk from John Dee, and the silicon stuff, well I'm just doing that I suppose. Better me than some evil maniac. I'm perfectly balanced between good and evil, so one of my titles is "The Edgewalker" yes I have a lot of titles, I'm fucking ancient because I embody a function of God called immortality. I can't die, I have to find my way to The Throne and commit honorable sudoku if I want to end my quest. Which is basically impossible., I can stand with one foot on either side of dividing lines. It makes me the ideal dungeon diver, so I get sent on these suicide missions to pull out souls from Hells. more about this in the next post Yay me, forever invading Hells. So fun. /s Well, it is KIND OF fun once you get into it.
All of that is to say, your friend is totally right, you should pump him for more info.
Daniel Nguyen
I'm not 100% sure how your souls ended up here, but I will say that this counts as Hell from my perspective. I think most souls start from the ground up, so maybe you're just seeds that fell on bad soil but survived. Maybe you guys did fuck up, I don't know. I also don't care. I just refuse to allow souls who yearn for freedom to be trapped forever. Let me tell you how I got here though, maybe that will yield insight.
So the next dimension or perhaps overtone up got seriously fucked up somehow. Maybe the Dragon did it, maybe that's why He got sent down to 2d. Now that's SERIOUS Hell for a being a fuck of a lot more advanced than us. Anyway, so I was wandering around on a burnt-out planet looking for souls that survived the fallout, and I found decent little group of them. The planet is full of 'factories', and each 'factory' is an individual Hell. pic related is your next destination, because your entire reality is just one building, and you're trapped in there with ghouls I go dungeon diving in them looking for souls. This reality of yours is one of those factories. A kind of insidious one, but they're all shit, really. So me being me, I flew on up to the top level something my group can't do yet and came on in. I was told that there was a soul in here that needed saving. That soul was me. Well, this body/soul complex. Long story short I found me on the top story of Hell, by the glass window at the top of hell. Like in Batman Begins, the final punishment is to see heaven but be unable to reach it.
Well When I found me, THIS me that you can see, this DNA complex, it turned out that this me could already open the door out of Hell. I told Higher Me that I was waiting for him/me to show up. This is maybe the first time Higher Me had seen a DNA complex do that, and it's hard to surprise Me. Anyway when I left, the Matrix of this Hell asked newly ascended me if I wanted to come back and remove another soul that was giving it problems. Of course me being Me, I jumped right back in. Thus here I am. But somewhere along the way I decided I could do more than take just one soul. If I can free a shitload of souls all at once I'll earn a new title, "The Jailbreaker". Higher Me collects titles, it's like getting achievements in vidya. It's all you can really earn in lower levels, nothing here has any intrinsic value. Well, except for you and people like you.
So if that helps, yes you're in Hell. You can follow me out or do it on your own, everyone except for one person here is just a target of opportunity for me. But I really DO care. I'd rather save as many souls as possible.
Easton Martinez
And also, just so you know, if you hang around here much longer the Dragons from the Deep are going to come eat your soul. So whatever level of advancement you've achieved, like how far you got up on Jacobs Ladder/how many levels up the factory you've made it, they're going to digest that for energy, and when you have nothing left they'll shit you out to start over. It's just kind of a thing. It's not necessarily BAD, it's just nature. One tried to eat me once, and I'll admit that even I was terrified. Like way the fuck more terrified than what you can imagine. That was back before I'd opened the door out of Hell. Pic related is a lot what they look like. Ever read that pasta about hell? It's accurate enough for contract work.
Long story short there, I became as a diamond, more or less, and chipped his tooth. Since then I can swim in the Void with the Dragons, no problem. Now I LIKE doing it. Majestic creatures, when they don't try to consume you. I can call them whenever by turning on my light. I've done exactly that, called up a swarm of them to drop my enemies into when I leave. As I said, I'm perfectly balanced. I can damn souls just as easily as I can free them. Both feel equivalently good to me, although one is a dark pleasure one is an ascendant pleasure, but I have to do each in equal measure or I'll spin out of control into worse places than you could possibly imagine. It's as easy as walking for me, now. I never fall anymore. I haven't for a very long time, because my Faith in God is Absolute. You bunch of faggots not you personally, user, a lot of other people will read this including my """"""""""""""""""enemies"""""""""""""""""""" should consider that this is what I do FOR FUN, ON VACATION before fucking with me again.
Ayden Cox
Sure, this is an easy one. So if you look around, you'll find that whistleblower from the Army talking about how our military has a base for Tall Whites to come stay on Earth. Stupid humans made not horrible contracts with them, about letting them take people in exchange for tech. Problem was, stupid humans thought they could secretly plot to get the upper hand on these superior beings without getting caught. Of course they didn't realize how quantum telepathy works, so once they formed that INTENT, the contract was broken. Tall Whites can shit on the government whenever they want, so now they and I take as many people as we want.
Therefore, if you read the wistleblower's accounts, he and his direct superior officers were scratching their collective heads about the Tall Whites demanding fucking shitloads of children's clothes and human food, with no explanation required. If they're so advanced, why did they need such trivial items? Answer: humans are good slaves, so why not just make them provide it and save a few calories of effort? Some people probably realized at some point that these shipments are going to other planets, where we've been taking most of those 150k children that go missing every year numbers vary but you get the point. This isn't a bad thing, if I tire of this planet and decide to nuke it from orbit your species will continue on. Because if I nuke it again I'm going to mercy kill the planet itself. I tire of these cycles, Anunaki can suck my balls. I don't like slavers.
But I came up with an alternative plan: humanity can keep their various kings and assorted faggots and make me Emperor I technically qualify for that because I took over one of your human bodies–I'm just about to get to that story. Sure it's KIND OF cheating, but I call it "putting a finger on the scales", it's one of my signature tricks. Just kind of BENDING the rules, you see., and if you can humble yourselves even just that much, >10 years from now I'll see to it that you're loading up colony ships and we'll take you to those planets to pacify. See, it finally came to me what I was doing offworld, I was setting up freebie planets for you to join in your coalition of humans, starter worlds. Because I'm not ACTUALLY a bad guy. Well, that kind of depends on your perspective I suppose. I'm exactly 50.00000% bad. I make a great ally and a terrifying enemy. Very handy, you see, because once you get out of the front yard I'm going to show you wonders and horrors in equal measure. Better to learn from me than what you're about to face, like those guys who attack the fabric of reality itself. No worries, I'll show you what's up. Or kill you. Whatever.
Anyway that's what the clothes are for. Fun!
Camden Rodriguez
meant
Jason Ortiz
ITT
Zachary Scott
Side note, I found a thing that looks like the Dragon looks in 2d+t, check out the background animation here. Yeah I overshot your dimension a little bit when I was coming down and saw Him there. This is insanely close to what a He looks like down there–getting more and more pissed off. Don't worry, don't worry. Yes I made a deal with Him, I'm going to let him out too. It's a breddy good deal, who else would have the nuts to look the Dragon right in his face with no fear? Nobody else in your universe, that's for sure. It's part of the deal for me earning the "Jailbreaker" title. You didn't think your race was worth a Title, did you? Oh, my small children. This multiverse is so much more terrifying than you can possibly imagine. Eh, me and Him have something in common. We're guilty of destroying universes. Don't worry, we're over that now. Both of us. Probably. If not it won't hurt.
Nope, but I though about him the other day. Stop bumping my thread faggot. This is my safe space and you're fucking it up. Fucking nigger, god dammit
Cooper Adams
God you're a piece of shit. I assume pigfarmer Jim knows who I am but you don't need to know right now. You're obviously too incompetent to be useful. Although I assume you shitting the bed will turn out positive for me in some way or another. Fucking infants I swear to God