Marriage

That's it. You don't need a ceremony, a ring, or a piece of paper from the government to get married.

$10 has been deposited to your account.

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So, what the fuck are you?
What do you believe?
Go to fucking Vegas, or if you're not a faggot, do a normal wedding, in a church or some nice looking public venue, with a justice of the peace.
Yes, I promise, you can set foot inside a church without catching fire.
By heritage or because it sounded edgy?
Neck yourself.
Great. Good for you. Do a handfasting. …Which is basically a wedding. In a church or some nice public venue. With a justice of the peace and Sister Nightmoan or Father Suncock or whoever the fuck is your spiritual leader presiding.

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