/SIG/ Self-Improvement General - Spooky October Edition

Can anyone recommend a good piratable bodywieght exercise program? Don't have the extra shekels for a gym membership currently.

Make it a habit to do pushups 5 days a week. Take the weekend off to rest up. This will be like brushing your teeth, it will just be something you will have to incorporate into your life, do at least 50 a day mon-fri.

Only if you manage 10 a day then you will still be much better off than the old you who doesn't do any at all.

Save some shekels and buy either an elastic exercise band/therapy band or suspension straps. Elastic bands are fucking amazing and you can get gains with that shit. James Grage jewtube channel to see all the possibilities and workouts with elastic bands. Calisthenics is also something good for functional workout and some gains.

If you want real world applications just search for tactics strength training.

Wim Hof changed my life. Hot water is for faggots and catladies.

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Needs moar fitness stuff

Dumping helpful bodyweight fitness jewtube videos that I used when I was starting out.
t. done rock climbing for years, stiff as fuck, no other fitness except fitness for rock climbing.

Bruce Lee JKD Warm Up Exercises
youtube.com/watch?v=OYJ459KPYz4
Simple routine, 10 minutes long, gets blood flowing and gentle stretchin

Full Body 5 Minute Dynamic Warm Up for Intense Workouts
youtube.com/watch?v=1e528F0pYPg
Always stretch DYNAMICALLY before working out and statically after. Do this after warming up.

Full Body Dynamic Stretching Warm Up Routine
youtube.com/watch?v=AEgDzAN71PU
Alternative, more advance dynamic stretching

10 Minute Bodyweight Circuit
youtube.com/watch?v=5D3XjctYD9s
Ten exercises, repeat routine for sets. Basic, entry level bodyweight exercises.
inb4 screeching about nigger

eccentric workout
youtube.com/watch?v=qzPrfERlem4
Bodyweight workout for building muscle. Eccentric do it a couple of times a week, very intensive for beginners.

How to Fix Your Posture in 4 Moves! (PERMANENTLY)
youtube.com/watch?v=g-7ZWPCWv0U&
Fix your shitty shitposter's posture

The Perfect Post Workout Stretching Routine - 15 Min Yoga Stretch Cool Down #beginnerstretches
youtube.com/watch?v=tAR1nQOBaiM
STATIC stretching routine for post workout. This is absolutely vital, if you don't want to end up a stiff old faggot with crippled joints, like me.

Additionally
Do dead hangs for 30 seconds (increase hang time by 30 seconds every week) every morning to stretch out spine and increase grip strength

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Do this stuff
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Fuck off with your cringewave faggotry, moshe.

Maybe if you took better care of yourself, you'd be quick enough to get that first post.

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Fuck your spam.

When was the last time you did a pull-up or ate something that didn't come with a soft drink and a side of fries?

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