Are they going to unleash the plague soon?

So how do I unfuck a peanut allergy?

You really want the fermented cod liver oil. This stuff follows the old (Nordic?) recipe which maintains the necessary vitamin D and K balance in tact. Even my kids love it.
greenpasture.org/public/products/fermentedcodliveroil/

the store-bought probiotic kombucha drinks I got had no SCOBY and tasted like A1 steak sauce.

Well, you could buy cow blood and drink that. I do and it's pretty neat. Raw animal products in general are fantastic for your gut. My personal favorite is liver, and I often end up craving raw liver after lifting or having worked for long hours.
Natasha Campbell-Mcbride has talked about the benefits of these things extensively, and along with the usual "this cures autism!" claims, she lays out very coherent arguments for why this is worth trying. and why you shouldn't go vegan
Weston price, Nutrition and Physical Degeneration: A Comparison of Primitive and Modern Diets and Their Effects
Vilhjalmur Stefansson, The Fat of the Land

Everyone curious about bacteria and probiotics in this thread check this out. Probiotics are great and do work (probably saved my life) but it's just throwing stuff at your gut to see what sticks.

Different bacteria have vastly different effects, I recommend researching many strains and seeing what types you want to promote and what types you want to avoid. For example I want to lower histamines, so I am trying to promote bifidobacterium and some others. A little research goes a long way, and will definitely be impactful on your health.

No you don't. Literally no one but people with mental issues thinks raw animal fluids are good for you. You WILL get deadly parasites and bacterial diseases that will have a huge negative impact on your health if not kill you.

More like the entire Royal family and their friends

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bread kvass is. He's referring to beet kvass.

Yes it does. This is why cooking vegetables in oils tastes so good. The fat and vitamins work in perfect harmony.