Zig Forums Signs thread

ITT: Get people to rewrite lyrics of songs (similar to GG sings)

1. Get a song, rewrite the lyrics

2. Get voicefags to come in and make the video

Here is one for "Suicide is painless"
That genocide is painlessIt brings in many migrantsAnd I can help or kill them if I pleaseIn early morning class I seeProtocols of things to beThe truths that are withheld for meI realize and I can see``The modern world is hard to saveThey're gonna kill it anywayThe niggers fighting all these gaysSo this is all I have to say``The scimitar will pierce our skinsIt doesn't hurt when they come inBut as it works its way on inTheir hoard grows strongerWatch it grin``A brave man once requested meTo answer questions that are keyTo secure our future we shall beAnd I replied oh why ask me?``And you will know the same thing if you please

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i loved GG sings

i miss that :[

How do you rewrite lyrics in a good way? Is there some science to it?

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Replace every word with nig or nigger :^)

For one being Autistic disqualifies you. Language is a little more than grammar and sentence structure.

Grammar, paragraph structure, syllabic patterns, rhymes, meaning.

damn I still wanna sign tho
t. autismo

I've been thinking about rewriting/editing this album into a White Space Opera for a few months now, but it is well beyond my skill set. There are tons of song sections dealing with abandonment, betrayal, solidarity, outreach. I'll post my ideas if this gets any interest. Never forget, metal and its subsets are inherently White because of the necessary technical proficiency and the emphasis on live performance. Studiojews can't auto tune an 8 string guitar solo. Yet.

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Using words that rhyme is a good start.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

THERE'S JEWS IN PLACES WHERE THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY
THEY HANDLE NPC'S LIKE THEY HANDLE A PENNY
YEAH, YEAH THEY GOT A MASTERPLAN,
SO YOU BETTER LISTEN UP IF YOU'RE A EUROPEAN
YEAH THEY GAVE IT ALL AWAY, CULTURE AND LAND
IT'S ON THE NEWS, THE MIGRANT PLANS
NOW THE WHITE MAN IS ASKING WHERE DID IT GO

the npc's took it in service of ego

the trick of the jew is the trick of accounting
they took half my nuts and berries
and riddled "who's counting?"
bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting
now my cup overfloweth, just like a fountain
seen through the big lie, it's bigger than is seems
jews in the ground, whites run the regime
they lie to you, yeah they hate your genes
holocaust isnt real if you know what i mean
so now I wake up every morning knowing things are amiss
my third eyes open, so is ma miss's
saw a big nose hairy walking down your street
i broke his nose and made him eat concrete

BECAUSE I GONE SHOOJEW CUTTING HEADS IN TWO
ROCK YA TAMBORINES AND YA DIDGERIDO
THE WORLD IS NPC'S LIVING IN A ZOO
AND WE ELEVATE YOUR MIND LIKE NAZIS DO

You have to GO BACK.

if you learn a bit about poetry you'll learn the science of it.

the problem with most of the GG Sings parodies was that people just went through songs one line at a time, very restrictively, and tried to find and replace keywords, so the new lyrics as a whole really didnt tell a story or have any cohesion, it was just a bunch of "what word that rhymes with the original word is coming at the end of this next line?" and consequently a lot of the parody versions ended up retaining lots of their original lines intact even though they didnt really make sense in the new song.

you need to start by brainstorming a plot or story, dont worry about rhythm or meter or rhyme, just write a bunch of ideas down, then figure out how to work those into the song's rhythm. also, don't worry about "full" rhymes where words rhyme both assonance and consonance: that heavily restricts your options. you can choose words that rhyme one or the other.


classic album. mfw you make a white nationalist space opera from a band with a Jewish guitarist

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The last Zig Forums "sings" was such a pathetic disaster that you would have to be insane to attempt such a thing again. Fuck off.

Wait, Brianna Wu isn't?

He's just a fag.

I have to fart

But how is it defamatory to label someone transgender if there's nothing wrong with being transgender? Hmmmm

You could also make animations for classical Pop music.

Empire State DONALD

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What if you actually wrote your own music?
I have.
I'm just too much of a fag to ever show anybody.

What is Logan Paul?
I'd replace every British flag with a nazi flag, can't edit that well.

This song is already racist, user. Eceleb faggotry aside, watching normalfags uncomfortably realize what this entire fight was a proxy for was great.
When they rolled up into London it looked like sub-saharan Detroit. Hooting monkoids hanging from the goddamn walls throwing literal shit at whitey. Insanity.

MoonMan Tunes: Part II

Support Mr. Bond that guy is doing a great job. He can reach a lot of young whites who listen to niggermusic
minds.com/Mr_Bond

caught the newfag.


Nice advicve

smashing pumpkins the end is the beginning is the end

is it white where you are?
have the people changed?
does it make you happy
you're replaced

TOGO – AFRIKA
VERSE
>I stopped a (((Goldman))) along the way,

BRIDGE
>"HURRY GOY, shiksa's waiting there for you–"

CHORUS
>There's nothing that a hundred (((mensch))) or more could ever do
As sure as (((Mount Gerizim))) rises like a nimbus above the Levantines
>I seek to cure what the (((Deep State))) hides,
>Frightened of this thing (((B'nai Brith & ADL))) all have become–

CHORUS
>There's nothing that a hundred (((Mizraim))) or more could ever usure
I'll make (((lampshades))) out of ANTFIA
>Gonna take some lye and van the (((Chaims))) and every Chaba–aa–a–aad luBAvic

CHORUS – OUTRO
Repeats ~x3

Alternative lines:
[From "Kick in the door and the whole rotten edifice will fall in" on Operation Barbarosa.]

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*… reflecting (((Stars of Remphan))) that guide (((Moishe))) to crematory salvation

ZOGBIES – ZOGBERRIES
– Plot twist: the lyrics don't change, at all (apart from ZOG-) and you just put Jud Suess, Rhodesia/SA, and Daily Show footage to it.

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For the German speaking among us:

Die Antifanten sind frei, sie hassen Faschisten.
Mir Hirnen aus Brei, schützen sie Salafisten.
Die juden sie lachen, die Nazipeitsche muss krachen.
Mit Einheit ist's vorbei. Die Antifanten sind frei.

Die Transvestiten sind frei, sie hassen Chromosome.
Geschlechter gibts mehr als zwei, ist ihre Parole.
Durch Messer und Spritzen geben sie sich Frauenzitzen.
Ein grauslich' Geschrei, die Transvestiten sind frei.

Die Semiten sind frei, sind nicht Europäisch.
So giftig wie Blei, sie lachen ganz hämisch.
Sie markieren als Briten, sag'n wir sind antisemiten.
Mit Ehre ist's vorbei. Die Semiten sind frei.

Die Nazis waren frei. Man sagt sie war'n böse.
Doch mit ihnen ist's vorbei, sie sind längst Geschichte.
Befreiten die Deutschen von parasitären Meuten.
Mit Weimar gings vorbei, denn die Nazis war'n frei.

Das Gesetz bricht entzwei, ich verherrliche Nazis.
Aber das ist Einerlei, denn schaden tut's garnicht.
Empörung ist sinnlos denn juden sind wertlos.
Wer das nicht erkennt, hat in der Geschichte verpennt.

cringe

I'm a sucker for this melodious youtuber bait shit. Starts off with le edgy sekkrit knowledge and reaches gtkrwn towards the end.

____

Once we knew nothing of what was before.
Forbidden knowledge - kept secret through an evil accord.
But secrets do not last because one day one comes forward.
And once we sampled the knowledge, we were searching for more.

Bankers, professors and others had a plan
Replace the people around you and kill the common man.
And when a few find out about it send them a van.
Do not allow them to spread knowledge of your tribe or your clan.

Another fool, another Euro.
Boomers run in circles wond'ring why it never ends.
I know now. Dissent is who I am.
We now know where the end lies to this worrisome trend.

We heard some perplexing and very strange news
There was a crisis, supposedly not caused by the _
But we knew from the start where we should go look for clues.
And I am hoping, we find the way to unveil this ruse.

Schulzy, what is it that you're hiding from us?
Why did you take the trip to Germany right on the first bus?
Could it be that you can feel an incoming fuss…
About the Union, the money and a civil war's cusp.

….

So many fools, so many shekels.
You keep pumping our money in and only to our dread
I'm losing, my faith in humanity.
Our pockets are empty and the migrants want us dead.

We no longer believe in our own police force. They turn a blind eye.
A serial killer and a rapist seem a judge's best friend. They pardon them all.
Oh Schulzy we got a bone to pick with you when we're done. With this little game.
We now prepare to sew…our brown uniforms.
(Immediate, loud instrumental sets in)

The final, discovery, was so unforeseen.
Everything we thought, of history wasn't what it seemed.
The evidence we came across was going to tell.
They had destroyed eve-ryone before who treated them well.

Egypt, Sumeria and Persia and Rome
Turns out the thing that, destroyed them all also left us prone.
To terrorist attacks to which they gleefully cheer.
And so we knew that, we had to kick them out of here

The final fools. Their last few shekels.
Surrounded by White traitors and we happily kill them.
Our mission, to change our history.
They will reconsider coming here ever again.

____

< but cringe
To be honest, the original Disney shit used for /v/ the musical and GG sings makes me cringe, too, but I can still appreciate the parodies that came out of it. The only people this kind of stuff genuinely makes cringe are commies and other leftists who don't like stuff they do like being put in a perspective they don't like.
That goes for a lot of things beyond that actually. The only people who are anti-fun are either butthurt commies or newfags trying too hard to fit in.


Isn't that the entire point though? To keep lines that aren't context-bound and replace everything that is?