The CIA Made Remote-Controlled Dogs With Brain Surgery

Remote controlled insects were being talked about in national newspapers as far back as the early 90's. I'm sure they've advanced well beyond that a long long time ago.

No they aren't you sperg, you just made a shitty slide thread.
What are we supposed to even discuss?
You can't just post a fucking article with nothing added yourself. I'll read it next time I visit Zerohedge in that case.
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Good find op, glowniggers are sliding this thread out of embarrassment.
It sounds cool when you say it, but everything glownigger science has ever accomplished is junkyard wars tier. You can train a dog to run stop & turn in response to verbal commands, so they trained em to respond to different frequencies of buzzing. You could get the same effect with a vibrating collar, or an ear peace. But they spent millions of dollars larping and doing invasive surgery.
Let us know if it says how they prevented infection at the point the leads broke the skin. They probably just didn't and set the operational life of their remote control dogs to under a month.

It's an article from yesterday on a reletively large news-site. It is interesting but don't encourage low-effort threads.

The CIA is proof that genius is not a bar against incompetence. They hire many smart people but still have no idea how to achieve their ends. Perhaps the true goal of the CIA is to check the influence of organizations like their own at home and abroad - perhaps, I suggest, there is a profound competency behind their inefficacy. For have they not yet kept pace with all other organizations of their kind? They exist. They operate. That is a testament of its own.

How soon until we get cyberneticaly augmented remote controlled human children with super strength, super speed, and super armor to catch "pedophiles"? Serious question.

hi moshi

Like kikework.

Still I'm interested in the technology being used to hack into children's brains from birth and control them for life. Because fuck drafting an army when you can raise one. And since these are literally remote controlled soldiers they follow orders without question.

Are you a total faggot? It doesn't concern you that the government is so fucked up they want to reprogram brains?

Relevant files attached. Sage for low effort OP.