Volkswagen joins male bashing

Let's turn this shit thread into something, pol.
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like niggers, your word doesn't work, user.

fancy new words should roll off the tongue not dislocate the fucking mandible.

…and because I can't think of where to put the following I'm just going to dump it here as if I was a pajeet with a sore tummy:

This afternoon, while walking the dog, I ran interference for a bumble bee so my silly mutt wouldn't stand on it and cost me $70. He has done this twice before.

I begin pondering the humble bumble bee…Honey bees do the job perfectly fine, unless they have that nigger veroa mite hitching a ride, so what gives with the bumble bee?
The existence of bumble bee began to annoy me, not only does it appear to serve no obvious purpose (aside from pollination but the honey bee could do that) it really shouldn't exist anyway. Shouldn't exist?

Das rite. If the Earth is periodically wiped out by some calamity and the most recent global shitstorm appears to be around 4000 years ago, where are all the insects and animals coming from in the first place? If everything burns globally, or is wiped out by giga tsunamis, followed up by weeks/months/years of darkness and bitch conditions nothing should survive to repopulate the Earth when conditions improve.

So is the planet restocked from without or within?

Because there must surely be no way life can bounce back quickly enough from cataclysm to sustain a human population on its own.

If I'm overlooking something obvious, kindly divulge.

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I don't really get the problem with this commercial.
Who cares about 3DPD bitches when you can have 2D waifus in VR?

9 chances out of 10 that's a dude.

Reminds me of retards putting stickers on laptops and shit. Annoys me.

More like they will get a job at some shitty blog and get paid to bitch about the patriarchy and toxic masculinity.

GC8 was an amazing machine, still highly sought after.

They don't show the bit where she rear ends someone while playing with her phone.
Also BMW 100% Bavarian phenotype none of that smelly VAG group stuff.

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That's so goddamn nigger. MGTOW never said that, dum fuk. If you're not CIA you should be shoahed.

None of this changes the fact that VW doesn't make a decent male targetted vehicle. The Golf these days is literally a hipster mobile. The Audi's still have decent vehicles, but nothing to fiend over.

For a decent performance car you can get way more value with a Mustang or Camaro.

For a good economy car, Honda and Toyota win.

For a good luxury car, Lexus and Mercedes.

For wealthier people there's no reason to not go with a Porsche, or higher end Mustang or Camaro.

Also. I learn plenty, I just know you're not as powerful as you think you are.