Shills shitposting three posts instead of one in their thread now, Very Easy to Spot!
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Michael Sullivan
Parker Myers
Woman detected. Get the fucking jew out of your head, slave.
David Cruz
These are jew fantasies!!! Modern society poison! Its a fucking slobbering baby and toys will make it spoiled. Think about how you're going to watch it grow and teach it everything it knows and make memories together
Zachary Lee
totally a white thing
Hudson Ross
This is why you normalmutts are laughing stock of the internet.
Jaxon Morales
Fuck midwives. They are absolutely useless. The only job a midwife has is to interfere in birth, vampirically enjoy the Oxytocin explosion at the time of birth, feel great about herself for doing absofuckinglutely nothing, and tell you go to to the hospital in extremely rare instances.
Stay healthy, get educated, keep your child's mother healthy (low carb, high protein, multivitamins, exercize, hydration, sleep), and have the baby at home. Use affection and sex to keep the mother's oxytocin levels high, and to keep her relaxed.
Do not employ a midwife. Do not employ a doula (the trend of the "doula" was created by an acolyte of man-hater Margaret Mead to steal the father's role in childbirth and exclude men from their families). Do not involve doctors. Do not go to the hospital expecting a healthy birth. Maternity wards are torture chambers. Women are forced to endure unnecessary interventions from the very start (synthetic oxytocin disrupting biological cycles causing intense pain, and forced supine position causing intense pain and obstruction) which begins a cascade of interventions which 1/3 of the time end in major abdominal surgery. It is all a racket. It is all unnecessary. It is all malpractice.
You do not need a midwife. A midwife's only legitimate responsibility is to determine when there is a medical emergency requiring hospitalization. You are fully capable of knowing these things yourself. A midwife does nothing of value herself. She is a middleman, and a nuisance. She typically has an average IQ, and is likely to make bad calls in a haze of unnecessary panic, while expecting your obedience, in your own home.
Do not involve doctors in birth unless there is an explicitly diagnosed medical condition. Not a statistical likelihood, which just generalizes all the health problems of the fat, stupid, lazy and malnourished women of all races and applies that general data to your healthy, smart, fit white wife.
After extensive research, and having achieved an impeccable bill of health, I will be giving birth to my first child in August at home with only my husband by my side. It will be a peaceful, wonderful day. We live a few blocks from a hospital in case of emergency, but an emergency will not occur.
Camden Wood
This is the way to ensure that all the best, most loving, most honorable and most intelligent white women kill themselves, while all the submissive moronic women successfully breed. This is a method of breeding intelligence out of the white race. Who could be behind this plan?
Bentley Long
The true solution is to consistently, fearlessly, unapologetically, and sometimes publicly, hold women responsible for their actions. When men stop self-censoring, and start fighting, and start SUING these sex-communist cunts in power, we will turn around. You don't need to imprison and torture women to fix society. Just stop apologizing for being yourselves and for knowing what's right.
Robert Morris
This. When I was in college a poorfag couple I was friends with decided to have a kid in their sophmore year. They lived on loans, scholarship, and WIC. They used gifted blankets and a cardboard box as the kid's first crib. Friends would help babysit when they both had classes.
The child only cost them $300 a year and time. She grew up to be a good student, and a star track & field athlete, just like her parents.
This kind of shit is bad parenting, of only the kind whites can practice. But you're trolling and you know that.
Justin James
It's true the babies don't need much of anything so early, and that's good to remember so money isn't wasted, and so parents can be at peace with less. But nice things are nice. They make us happy. We don't need them, but we like them. It's okay to decorate a little and have a crib and a changing table. Aesthetic communicates stability, which maintains stability.