I'll grant it isn't one-liner pasta, and could in theory be salvaged with enormous amounts of effortposting and self-restraint, but OP is unquestionably a masterbaiter.
The oppression of the child
Gabriel Cook
Carter Powell
Op has been spamming texts off the Anarchist Library for a month or so now, if he is a masterbaiter he took the time out to establish himself before tripping.
Jack James
You guys actually believe I did more then that Pedo threat?
Christopher Thomas
What?
Did you mean the thread from yesterday?
Jacob Butler
Are you a mod, or are you just guessing based on avatarfaggotry? Because OP's pic doesn't look quite the same as those threads, though it does look more similar to (a pretty decent thread) I guess.
Nathan Parker
I am not I'm just guessing, but why would anyone openly have a vendetta against text spammer and impersonate him?
Then again he does usually post around 12pm pst.
Jeremiah Miller
I think there's a much simpler explanation
Ryan Ortiz
Shit you're right it's not him that text didn't exist before this post.
Caleb Cooper
Oh yeah a good thread indeed you know I feel good my .thread being compared with that
It’s better then getting shit.
Jason Robinson
It's not me you imbecile