Indias first nuclear submarine has been rendered inoperable by a dumbfuck sailor who did not close the hatch, most likely due to its similarity in function to a toilet seat. Inside sources claim Burbjurdeey Nahimjudpudnud was seen defecating near the periscope prior to climbing in, though were unable to say wether or not shitting somewhere other than the sidewalk was intentional.
Not really important, or news, or surprising, I just thought we could use a laugh.
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Dumb Pajeet Sinks Pride of Fleet
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Nicholas Stewart
Can't wait until someone is wiping shit off of the launch console and accidentally nukes Pakistan.
Jaxson Jones
Indians may be scum,but most of them hate muslims as much as we do,they could be useful as temporary allies.
Ayden Garcia
Don't mock them, they'll have so many white servants
Jonathan Adams
wrong one
Thomas Ward
OMFG!
Ayden Brooks
LMAO…it will probably be more like a devastated wasteland in 2030
Jackson Clark
Is this the last refuge of a broken jungle bunny's madness?
Anthony Gonzalez
SUPER POWER 2020
Zachary James
SUPER POO-ER
Jacob Fisher
The absolute irony in this one… top kek!
Leo Gutierrez
The primary hatch? That isn't possible. Protocol for anything short of a crash dive is strictly computerized these days, someone in ops would've had to override the safety controls. I spent six years on an Ohio. Nobody is inept enough to design a sub without computerized safeties except the Russians.
Liam Rodriguez
Old news OP, sage.
Samuel Young
Oh. It's just a copy of an Akula with shittier electronics. Well that explains that.
Jose Thomas
i felt kind of bad for them until the part where they didn't close the hatch
Blake Rivera
It probably wasn't their fault. The Pajeets rented an Akula off the Russians back in the late 90s and tried to copy it. Russian subs have notoriously bad safeties because they drill their men to do it all manually instead of relying on electronic checklists, even though they still have them. My guess is some guy was drunk and didn't close the hatch, and because the thing was built on a budget it didn't show up in ops and they thought it was safe to dive. That, or, they were doing crash drive drills and had a mechanical failure on the conning tower hatch.
I can't stress enough how impossible it would be for a fuckup like this to happen in an American vessel short of battle damage or a crash, but the fact that they didn't all die instantly means that at least the bulkheads were secure. The real culprits here are whichever firm they had copy the Akula.
Gabriel Stewart
sounds like those poos got flushed
Oliver Allen
So it's just pumping radiatiopn into the water what? Fucking shitskins, you aren't welcome here for a fucking reason.
Ayden Lee
Indians are naturally immune to bioweapons.
Michael Morales
Should have fucking known. These fucking cunts are never white.
Justin Collins
SUPERPOWER by 2020. 1 year left, Pajeets.
Joseph Ramirez
Their immune systems are truly amazing. They've basically evolved to live in open sewers.
Andrew White
we should look at producing Human derived antibodies and anti venoms using pajeet and friends
Adam Morgan
Pajeet military is pathetic, most of it they procure it from USA, France, Russia and Israel and the faggots brag about India becoming military superpower.
Don't forget their pilots frequently keep crashing jet planes and getting their ass busted by pakis in their borders.
pajeets are a sneakier race they should be hunted down equally by people like Brenton or Bowers.
Pic related is what these below 85iq streetshitters share around the internet.
Blake Sanders
Ian Ward
Mason Rodriguez
Absolutely pointless. It's a zerg rush of a country with as many people as China. You would need like 26 million Brentons.
Nathan White
Give them new trains and toilets, even then they would not poo in designated loo.
Feb 23, 2018
Kayden Turner
It is meant for pajeets staying in white nations not for indians.
Easton Taylor
Didn't some Uber driver get killed in india long back for telling them to use loo. Kek
Blake Lee
Bye
Juan Kelly
I wouldn't put it past them.
Hudson James
it's not a floater
Brandon Hughes
Hilarious.
Charles Diaz
WTF why does no one archive this shit?
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Xavier Sanders
SIEG FUCKING HEIL KREIGSMARINE Zig Forums
Blake Allen
Indians (the north-indians & higher casts) are literally Aryans. Savitri Devi and all survivors of the war against Germany who carried on the cause said so.
Dont try arguing against real old-nazis nigger, you only out yourself as a d&c kike.
Jace Howard
GODDAMNIT CARLOS
Wyatt Ward
lmao
Nolan Perez
It's not an American sub.
David Barnes
So their sub team consists of one fucking person on the hatch with nobody to ensure it is closed? Either they are truly stupid or this is a bullshit story and it was sunk some other way.
Colton Baker
Get out.
Joseph Moore
like that is something to be proud of.
enjoy the road you're on to boomer cuckdom.
faggot
Jack Jackson
Pajeet detected.
The tannest Arabs are still lighter skinned than your trophy north indian gold paved street shitters.
Michael Jackson
Heh. Heheh. HehehehehehahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Easton Howard
Did Indians produce that?
OHHH wow they have shoooping malls so cultivated aaand rich!
Thomas Peterson
It is from 2010, southern Indian movie “Super”
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So while that film is alleged critical of current Indian affairs, its projection of a “better India” were white people are servants and beggars is deeply disturbing for how India's “intellectuals” (in contrast to the street shiter) and elites imagine progress. The same as today, but Indians are rich and use white people as slaves.
This is so low brow, beyond “beat whitey”, were Indians imagination of progress is a shopping mall and (western styled and designed) glas skyscraper skyline.
Not even the kangs are so base, with their flying pyramides.
The icing of the cake is of course the low production quality, like a home video and the use of footage of Dubai as stand-in for “future India”. Can it be more pathetic?
Here Indians unironical celebrating that film:
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Here an international audience poking fun:
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Jaxson Thompson
Fuck you, Zig Forums. pic related. Indians are amazing.
"Indian Navy’s Chetak chopper & ground crews working hard in relief operations in Mozambique after Cyclone Idai. Much Praise."
Colton Nguyen
Is this the best shilling pooney can buy?
David Williams
That's not what happened. They had to take evasive action to avoid hitting a sacred sea cow and crashed into a reef.
Asher Reyes
Hahahhahhahahah world power by 2030!
Christopher Murphy
Poo flushed?
Chase Bell
Congrats Pajeets are shit tier. Everyone already knew.
We have enough butthut Pajeets spamming their "China shill" threads. You dont need to invite the entire POOIDF back again.
Jayden Powell
Superpower by 2030.
Zachary Anderson
Why did not they drift like this movie?
Dominic Hill
Why do indians shit everywhere there. It seems like it's a tradition now and becomes more normal over there. Maybe due to the overpopulation crisis they have. Weird people.
Cameron Lopez
It is healthier for anus to shit on the street.
Ryan Evans
It is not.
Colton Thomas
Anyone following their confrontation with the pakis awhile back should know how literally full of shit they are. Blatant lies in the face of evidence, renegading on their word to de-escalate literally an hour after they gave it, pretending their complete and utter failures are victories..
How the fuck do you perform so badly you make the goddamn pakis look good?
And now this? Goddammit I wish the chinks were this much of a joke, it would make me sleep better at night.
Christopher Walker
Ironically he was inside a boomer.
SSBNfag here.
Also being in subs is literally one of the few military jobs that are worth being proud of since a large part of it is being defensive.
Jeremiah Watson
The old cope was to just say that they don't have enough sewage systems but that doesn't explain why they don't at the very least use or build an outhouse. Even when public toilets are installed they refuse to use them. The real reason is the same reason why many Chinese poop in public and that's because they don't want to waste time finding a place to shit, completely alien to the European mentality of stopping what you're doing to find a place to shit and get back to what you're doing. Though the Indians and Chinese do just pay people to not shit like that.
Hilariously the women also shit on the street but they have to do it before sunrise or risk getting raped by men who are able to do it at all times of the day.
Dylan Morris
Further proof non-whites are animals.
Brayden Ward
I think somebody is projecting a little bit
Isaiah Flores
Pajeet coders LMAO
Kayden Mitchell
And what are they defending?
Xavier Ortiz
my god poos are stupid
Oliver Miller
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here a burn for you fuckers, low scum whitey, all your inventions are things of past, you will wash my poo after the jew has taken over you.
Austin Wood
Holy crap. (6th pic) A small squad of Indians shat the whole place with diarrhoea tsunami. That is something to behold
Dylan Baker
Kek
Blake Scott
Keep poking, subhuman.
Please.
Just keep on poking.
Liam Ortiz
Thank you, user. Truly, pajeets are the buttcrack of humanity.
Wyatt Barnes
Kek. You still have to go back.
Hudson Johnson
actually this sub has 'sunk' like 5 times. it isn't because of hatches being left open. it's shell was too thin to begin with so it was collapsing during dives. they reinforced the hull and now it's out of balance causing it to lose plane and rudder control.
dravidians are just above nigger tier intelligence and might as well be wiped out.
Jacob Watson
Hahah holy fug they're useless.
Cooper Brown
Poos also shit up space when they blew up that satellite. It put the ISS at risk turns out.
Evan Baker
As much as I dislike street shitters this happened last year
Austin Campbell
That "shitty" chopper is actually useful. How useful are you? Have you built a chopper lately?
Bhen ke laude. We will do as we please. The jews have incapacitated you. You cannot do anything.
Kill yourself.
Stop lying.
Mason Edwards
This Indians are Aryans and will carry the torch of civilization when whites will eventually die out due to immigration.
Nathaniel Brown
JUST POO IN IT
Brandon Baker
Jan 2017. Why the fuck are you posting it now?
Isaac Ward
How fucking mad were these pajeet filmmakers?
Alexander Rivera
And therein lies the problem. You are hating the symptom rather than the cause.
Parker Mitchell
literal below human tier
Oliver Anderson
lol, of course the white guy is a hook nosed jew.
Aiden Sanchez
Kike.
Wyatt Lee
lol, who gives a fuck why your killing sand niggers, i'm proud of all of our nigger killers regardless of the role. you sound like a pussy.
Connor Price
...
Logan Cruz
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Jaxson Diaz
Indiafag here. This entire thread is pure gold. I’m not really from there and my family was in Fiji for multiple generations thanks to Britfags before I was was born in Los Angeles (which is coincidentally the birthplace of American faggotry), but visited Asia once including India and I can honestly say it’s one giant shithole. Literally a shithole. The stench is overheard. Thank god my tribe got the fuck away from there and diligently assimilated with the britfags.
Gavin Garcia
Like this?
Jayden Kelly
Fucking kek
Alexander Young
Aus here. I know this is a bit of a stretch, but with the advances in gene-editing technology, what if the pajeets became half-plant people? Kinda like real-life Bulbasaurs. It would solve the faeces problem.
Nicholas Nelson
Holy Christ.
Grayson Parker
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"Nerpa class nuclear submarine leased from Russia"
who the fuck "leases" subs, much less NUCLEAR subs?
how can something you are LEASING be your "pride of fleet"?
Doesn't the fact you are LEASING mean you got nothing to be proud of, and are like a Nigger with a Cadillac?
Cooper Diaz
Left hatch open on submarine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
WTF next? pilot killed after stepping out of airplane at 20,000ft?
Carson Barnes
Feces Festival?
Aaron Anderson
This is why the Mods all need to be slaughtered halal style inshallah SAGE
Liam Evans
Remember, yids tried to bomb pajeets protesting muh Palestinians with some "super smelly" kike magic formula. But Parjeet and Jas laughed that off and shit in front of them.