4/12 Venezuela Intel Update

(4 hours ago)
Chevron CEO commits to developing oil wells in Venezuela.
(2 Hours Ago)
Venezuela’s intelligence police at dawn Friday detained two central bank employees who met with opposition leader Juan Guaido, according to a person with direct knowledge of the matter.
(36 Minutes ago)
MADRID - MADRID (AP) - Police spokeswoman: Hugo Carvajal, Venezuela's ex-spy chief who declared loyalty to opposition leader, arrested in Spain.

U.S. Aircraft Carrier Locations:
USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN 69) - Atlantic, unknown (Venezuela?)
USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN 71) - Pacific, unknown
USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72) - 150 miles north of the Libyan coast, to provide security amid unrest
USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74) - Persian Gulf, in support of freedom of commerce
USS Harry S. Truman (CVN 75) - Atlantic, unknown (Venezuela?)

Strategic notes:
- Norfolk, Virginia (home to 43% of U.S. Navy) is 57 hours away from Caracas, VZ by boat (32 knots, standard route)
- Kings Bay, Georgia (home to 48% of U.S. Navy submarine force) is 9.5 hours away from Caracas, VZ by boat (32 knots, standard route)
- Venezuela's regular army consists of only 128,000 soldiers.
- The crown jewel of Venezuela's air force are sixteen F-16A fighters of the same type that entered service in the United States Air Force 41 years ago. The United States Air Force alone currently operates 1,172 4th and 5th generation fighters each far more advanced than the vintage 1978 F-16As.
- Although Venezuela deployed the vaunted S-300 defense system a few weeks ago, American F-22 and F-35 fighters cannot be detected using this system or any other, and these platforms can be easily either detected and destroyed and/or detected and jammed by KH-11 superflatforms and E/A-18G Growler electronic warfare aircraft respectively.
- P-8 Poseidon aircraft have been intercepting all Venezuelan military chatter for several months.

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Note: That third story was visible in Google News results (special search parameters only) for about 40 minutes before being removed from results by Google censors.

Google is tightening up its censors to show only positive news about the opposition and only negative news about the Maduro regime in order to shape public perception in compliance with active NSL

President Trump has been quoted as bragging about the profitability of the coming war

Faceberg has removed the "verified" check mark from Nicolas Maduro's page O_O

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Good let the truth set Venezuela free. Let the liars whoever they may be burn in the eternal flames.

Alright, a correction has been issued to the Madrid story


Looks like Carvajal was not a Guaido ally, he was part of the Chavez team. He has been alleged to have been a drug trafficker and has been arrested by Spain on behalf of the U.S., not on behalf of Maduro.

Wow. That was a doosy.

Hopefully Vlad gave them some of the new anti-ship missiles. Sinking one of those carriers would put quite the damper in (((their))) plans.

Americans truly show their face again and their allies, in their tactics against Venezuela. Always the same patterns. Always. Satan truly got this world by its balls at the moment. Too many afraid to resist Satan too. Those forces allowed to roam freely now. Tough times.

90,000 tons?

Each one of those anchors is probably 90k lbs.

You have uncovered my secret plans. My sirens have cast their spell on the American regime and they crave the sweet, sweet oil. Soon, the world will know my true identity… Sarah Jessica Parker


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Or it could lead to a retaliation the likes of which the world has never seen.
Killing 4,500 American sailors and sinking a $13 Billion carrier carrying $6 billion in armaments and equipment will only further hurt the Venezuelan people.

This is my war song

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Nice. Hopefully we get emped before too long and the fun can begin




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To quote the great American poet Ja Rule…

You're print distrified, you're no longer desired
So take off them silly chains, put back on your wire
I'm on fire, holly dipped in octane
Let east coast bang, let west coast bang
And Rule gonna bring the ghetto gospel
To every 'hood possible, pushin through in the sky blue
Back with the gods you now, preferably the 4 pound
Slugs flyin at the speed of sound
Tryin to catch the ears of niggaz that's runnin their mouths
I might get my Brooklyn niggaz to run in your house
I don't really understand what the runnin's about
But we're hunters, we take pride in airin our prey out
Leavin 'em layed out, dead, in just a sport
'cause we ain't playin up here in New York

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I still hold a title, because I'm in the hood like them little motorcycles
Stick up kids, hoppin out with them old rifles
Just doin shit for nothin, it's so spiteful
Ha I'm just like you
Word that niggaz wanna murk you is in the air
A double shot of yak and the purple is in the air
And I'm not cocky, I'm confident
So when you tell me I'm the best it's a compliment

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I hope it is starting to click for any non-shill remaining holdouts still harboring delusions about Trump and the "opposition" to him.

You see these guys looking at your oil fields… wat do?

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Heil. Release the weaponized aersolized mousepox without hesitation. Fuck this gay earth
Less than a hundred million total survivors sounds great to me

Hahaha. That's what Netflix caught today when Mickey launched its own streaming service.

Mousepox, where do they get this stuff?

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Based. America could be nuked to shit before they kill Assange.

Perhaps. Looks like we're going in as it is anyway. I'm fine with 4,500 less zogbots and the loss of a significant force projector. The time, money, and resources required to replace it would be significant as well as the psychological impact of loosening a carrier. ZOG going to ZOG anyway.

The strategic implications of this are actually very positive for the U.S… this was all motivated by the recent (in the last 10 years) discovery of 3x the amount of crude VZ was once thought to have… $18 Trillion worth at current market prices

Keep your gas tanks topped off

…not to mention, this means that Russia, China, and India will be stuck fighting each other over the last drops of oil in Russia, Ukraine, and Iran (assuming we don't invade Iran as well)

The U.S., on the other hand, will have a plentiful supply of oil for 50 years to come. China is incredibly butthurt right now, but that's what they get for murdering and oppressing their own people. Freedom is on the march.

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See heroin epidemic in America and immigration rates to hide death toll caused by Judeo-Capitalism.


Pompeo is on the ground in Chile… will be in Colombia near the VZ border Monday


The noose is tightening. We are prepared to move at MOGUL's command.

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Even Ally McBeal thinks that's a stupid argument

You're going to get what's coming to you fedniggers.

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It's the same guy who was shitting up a thread a few days ago.

Yes, that's right, everyone who disagrees with your worldview is part of a conspiracy

It's ok. Maybe after the mourning over the failed moon landing, you will reply with less pathetic answers.


Chavez the socialist kicked out the DEA so FARC could use their oil export facilities to ship massive amounts of cocaine. This was responsible for the coke chic resurgence during the Obama years.

Yup, just as I suspected, the jew shit has already started

Perhaps, I wouldn't know about that. But no one is claiming this war is about coke.

Colombia is now part of NATO and the cocaine is coming in through Sgt Bilko, like it's supposed to. Glowun

Glowing niggers are rectally ravaged.

Exactly. You can't frack an eight-ball.

Actual shill or just retarded newfag?

Then why are you spamming and talking to yourself to keep your shitty neocon thread alive?

He's an actual shill.

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Nice trips, colonel Adama

Until now, U.N. Secretary General Antonio Guterres had been shamelessly silent about Venezuela, refusing to even consider a full-scale U.N. response to the country’s humanitarian crisis.

But that may be changing.

On April 10, for the first time, Guterres stated in a tweet that, “7 million people in Venezuela need humanitarian assistance. We are working to expand our assistance, in line with the principles of humanity, neutrality, impartiality and independence.”

The statement was in stark contrast with Guterres’ previous comments, which ignored the depth of Venezuela’s tragedy. Guterres had met with the Venezuelan dictatorship’s foreign minister, Jorge Arreaza, at least three times in recent weeks and largely played along with Arreaza’s efforts to minimize the crisis.

But, as it became clear in a newly released 71-page joint report by the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health and the Human Rights Watch advocacy group, the situation in Venezuela not only is creating a regional refugee crisis, it also is putting a large number of lives at risk in Venezuela.

As happened in Yemen and Syria, almost 3.5 million Venezuelans have fled Venezuela in recent years. Luis Almagro, head of the Organization of American States, told me recently that the figure may reach 10 million over the next four years.

And contrary to the latest narrative of Venezuela’s dictator Nicolás Maduro that U.S. sanctions are to blame for Venezuela’s disaster, the Johns Hopkins-HRW report shows that the country collapsed long before the Trump administration imposed oil sanctions on Venezuela in January.

Venezuela’s catastrophe is entirely due to Maduro’s corruption-ridden and chaotic rule. Consider some of the figures in the report:


U.S. Senator (FL) Rick Scott calls for intervention for a second time in Venezuela

Plans to follow Pompeo's suit by touring South America next week

It truly is happening this time…

in accord with the prophecy
Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
Unite humanity with a living new language.
Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Balance personal rights with social duties.
Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.

34°13′55″N 82°53′40″W

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(2/3 of the posts in his own thread)
Eat shit, (((neocohen))). ZOG is getting fucked hard in the ass in this one. :)

Alright, granted, that is funny.

Why the hell would someone vandalize this? These hayseeds do realize that a reduced world population would lead to plenty for all, don't they?


A crippled man in a wheelchair set himself on fire in front of the entrance to the White House a short time ago

Trump is letting the woman who presumably breached security at Mar-a-lago go… no espionage charges…
No one believed me, but like I said, the real reason they fired the USSS chief was because he failed to let her in, not because she got past one checkpoint. He was trying to send intel to the Chinese with plausible deniability. He wanted to be bugged. Investigate this.

Donald Trump does not want to attack Venezuela, this is treason. However, his attempt to leak information was stopped by his own bodyguards, who he had already instructed to allow this woman access. They disagreed and deemed her a threat, and so he was fired.


Is this site sponsored by Brita? Why do people keep saying that?

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How much do you get paid to post here?


Get out, retard.

Hey what's the problem, can't I be for and against him at the same time?

It's a lose-lose situation but at least it's something new

Don't see how…

We get lots of oil and dirty fucking spicks get killed, what's not to like?

I got a hundred guns, a hundred clips, nigga I'm from New York

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And you can tell the way the homie spit, 'cause nigga I'm from New York!

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Reminder that America has never won a war without assistance from a stronger country.

I got a hundred guns, a hundred clips, nigga I'm from New York!

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Those trips are undeserved… fucking lies

I am going to take pleasure in the utter decimation of this piss-ant country that decided that it could fuck with us.

"The next time someone commits an affront against the United States of America, history is going to remember the response."

-Robert DeNiro

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So this is about oil.

It's a bankers' war. Again.


"I would be inclined to support whichever path leads to aid being delivered to the impoverished Venezuelan people. I would also be inclined to show my appreciation to anyone who brings about this outcome in the U.S. Armed Forces."

-Mary Elizabeth Winstead

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"Nicolas Maduro is a dildo and I don't give a fuck about South America. Yeah, Trump is an asshole, and yeah, Maduro is an asshole, but I don't give a fuck if Venezuela gets blows off the face of the fucking Earth."

-Matt Damon

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Look on the bright side. With more zogbots tied up in yet another theatre, then there are less to respond to any unfortunate incidents on the home front.

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"Venezuela's newly reported genocide of their LGBTQQ population is grounds enough for liberal people everywhere to give their support to the Venezuelan people."

-Ellen Page

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Kek, are there niggers shilling for Venezuela, really?
That commie shithole destroyed itself because socialist policies and corruption, niggers, them sold the country to the russians and chinese to keep the apearences as anti-american bolivarian socialist niggering, despite 90% of their oil market beeing USA.
USA was the best chavez bussiness partner and Venezuelam oil is shit quality, thei shited their economy for being retarded at economy, uncle sam was fine with the shitty regime until they started to deal military with Russia and China spreading influence in uncle sam's garden (wich is the reason Trump america is putting pressure in south america now to bar east influence).

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Exactly correct, my good man.

It is a shame that young people today don't seek out more International Studies degrees, they could learn something about what we're trying to do.

There is a free world, and there is a world of absolute oppression, and if we fail, in 100 years, even child born in the United States will speak Mandarin. That is a fact.

So many hollywood celebs are in support of this, and it still isn't enough for these kids…

Very self-absorbed… like I've never seen before

No, they are trips of truth.