4/12 Venezuela Intel Update

You have uncovered my secret plans. My sirens have cast their spell on the American regime and they crave the sweet, sweet oil. Soon, the world will know my true identity… Sarah Jessica Parker

MUHUHAHAHA

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Or it could lead to a retaliation the likes of which the world has never seen.
Killing 4,500 American sailors and sinking a $13 Billion carrier carrying $6 billion in armaments and equipment will only further hurt the Venezuelan people.

This is my war song
youtube.com/watch?v=Pmoucwb9Zwc

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Nice. Hopefully we get emped before too long and the fun can begin

HE DID SAY HE WAS GOING TO BRING CARRIER BACK

AHAHAHAHAHA

MADURO IS A CRACKHEAD WHO RAPES CHICKENS

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To quote the great American poet Ja Rule…

You're print distrified, you're no longer desired
So take off them silly chains, put back on your wire
I'm on fire, holly dipped in octane
Let east coast bang, let west coast bang
And Rule gonna bring the ghetto gospel
To every 'hood possible, pushin through in the sky blue
Back with the gods you now, preferably the 4 pound
Slugs flyin at the speed of sound
Tryin to catch the ears of niggaz that's runnin their mouths
I might get my Brooklyn niggaz to run in your house
I don't really understand what the runnin's about
But we're hunters, we take pride in airin our prey out
Leavin 'em layed out, dead, in just a sport
'cause we ain't playin up here in New York

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I still hold a title, because I'm in the hood like them little motorcycles
Stick up kids, hoppin out with them old rifles
Just doin shit for nothin, it's so spiteful
Ha I'm just like you
Word that niggaz wanna murk you is in the air
A double shot of yak and the purple is in the air
And I'm not cocky, I'm confident
So when you tell me I'm the best it's a compliment

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I hope it is starting to click for any non-shill remaining holdouts still harboring delusions about Trump and the "opposition" to him.

You see these guys looking at your oil fields… wat do?

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Heil. Release the weaponized aersolized mousepox without hesitation. Fuck this gay earth
Less than a hundred million total survivors sounds great to me

Hahaha. That's what Netflix caught today when Mickey launched its own streaming service.

Mousepox, where do they get this stuff?

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