Lord of the Rings analogy thread

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someone make a meme vid where the uruks march upon helms deep and cut to the guy who earlier screamed open the gate for the elves then cut back again to the uruks breaching the gate then cue the swedish anthem

Orcs were made by Morgoth as a perversion of elves.
Without Morgoth, or someone using Morgoth's taint of Arda (like Sauron), the Orcs become nothing but a pestering thing at the edge of civilization.
So ultimately, to answer the other guy's question, I'd say you CAN ignore muzzies. Without the kikes they're nothing and easy to remove. We aren't holding them at the gates. They're past the gates. Once Sauron's gone what need be done is turn the army around and cleanse then out of Minas Tirith.
At least, that is assuming we keep the LOTR analogy. I don't agree you can ignore them because even were the kikes removed, muzzies aint orcs in that they can operate without Sauron. And Jews aint Sauron. Both are Men. Evil Men under the shadow of the Shadow no doubt, but merely Men. Sauron is gone. So is Morgoth. Kikes and muzzies are both another manifestation of Morgoth's taint upon Arda. The evil is, unfortunately, formless, and there is no great Enemy anymore. All that there is is Men, and their willingness to refuse the evil. We are those that come from the Edain, so we more often know the right path. That is all we have. The good and the evil and our own sense to know which is which.

ts not much if a secret user.

The master ring is (((global banking))) (ie: the IMF, World Bank, etc).
The rings of power are all of the national and federal banks (Federal Reserve, Bank of England, EU Bank, etc)
The rings of power were distributed in an attempt to enslave the races of Middle earth.
The national and federal banks were designed to enslave the countries of the world.

I genuinely wonder if these kinds of allegories aren't by design. This shit fits so well.

Sorry kike, LOTR is the white man's epic. And it is all the more powerful now than its ever been due to the situation across the world.

I forget who, I want to say Treebeard or Gandalf, but in the discussion of what the uruks are, you could swear Tolkein was a Zig Forumsack ripping apart racemixing. I hated how the movies made Aragorn out to be a wuss. In the very first chapter they meet him, he swears he'll be king and the sword that was broken remade. They deliberately changed that, so he would appear weak-willed and conflicted, when the only conflict he had was whether he lead the fellowship in the right direction.

The Ring is meant to be Power. Read Tolkien's letter included in most editions of the Silmarillion for more details, but Power is basically subcreation perverted to be about domination of others and self gain and greed.
Reckless industry, governmental power, and yes, unrestrained banks. It is all of those things.

At the end of ROTK the hobbits go back to the shire and find it has been destroyed and their people enslaved by saruman and his bandits, another problem we could encounter. Letting lesser evils slip through the cracks - cannot happen.

Yeah, let's just ignore orcs.

The Battle of the Pelonnor Field, the siege of Minas Tirith, all pointless, just open the gates and let orcs in.

Once Frodo throws the Ring at Mount Doom, the orcs will peacefully disperse and we can retake Gondor.

This is how stupid you sound, even using LOTR analogy.