THE 'TABLE TALKS IS FAKE' MEME NEEDS TO DIE

Pretty much.

Anyway, nows a great time to talk about a new initiative.

Are you tired of seeing threads like these? Are you sick of coming to a compromised Zig Forums?

Well then, its time to get with the program and put the pedal to the metal! ACCELERATIONISM IS THE FUTURE, ONLINE AND OFF!

We of the Better Dead Than Red cooperative have come up with a great plan to destroy this festering shithole by triggering the Third Exodus.

All you need to do is go to places like 4chan and reddit and spam threads calling for the assistance of such noble "people" to come and help out on cripplechan (pil)/pul/.
Present yourself as a pitiful refugee seeking, rather than to colonize these "clearly more-healthy" forums, do what America does - request to be colonized!

The influx of terrible retarded shitposting will drive off actual Zig Forumsacks and trigger an exodus which will revitalize the true Zig Forumsack community.
Where will we go? Who can say!?
Just like we didn't know where to go when 4chan was trashed until Zig Forums emerged, we will find our way. Have faith in your kindred.

For the time being though, make sure you post a least once a day on 4chan or reddit - or tumblr for that matter! Heck, even Faceberg! - requesting assistance to oppose the globalists, crush the deep state (for Q) and BTFO the libs like Ben Shapiro.

In no time flat, this board will be even deader than it already is!

Join the BDTR Cooperative!
Uncle Adolf wants you to bring normies and antifags to smash the fash and generate REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs for the sake of Europa!

Lets make some grass grow!

How exactly? The book sure doesn't constitute as that.

Look at this idiot shill above me! He thinks I'm going to engage his shitposting thread!? HAH! Like I would be so foolish!

We at the BDTR Cooperate have long since realized that arguing with shills is a wasted effort! Like they Jew, they will forget what was said yesterday and remake the same thread with different words the next!
Always doth the Jew seek to feed the goyim the same shit out of a different asshole.

But we will not be fooled!
Remember: Don't engage shilling threads - CREATE THEM!
Go to 4chan Zig Forums and /int/ and anywhere else - heck, even go to Zig Forums! - and request, nay, BEG that they come to (pil)/pul/ on cripplechan - the true cuckoldchan! - for at least 20 minutes a day, preferably making a new thread but posting at least 5 replies (1/4 minutes).

Be sure to remind them that the replies don't even really have to be very good, just so long as they say something to help bolster the board against anti-semites and other noxious racists!

no shit captain obvious

wtf I hate hitler now

Targets:

Reddit
4chan
TRS
The Daily Stormer
Tumblr
Facebook
Youtube
Twitter

And of course, its not about quality, we don't need or want quality - in fact, we want the opposite! Find places that are REALLY BAD, places you would never even consider visiting if it weren't for how bad they are!
We want NUMBERS! Lots and lots of posts, preferably from people who know nothing about Zig Forums culture! The worse you can find and successfully draw, the better you're doing!

If our home must be destroyed, then we ought be the ones to destroy it! Burn the dilapidated house down that we may build something better in its ashes!

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Look at this gullible simpleton above me. He never learns.

But we at the BDTR Cooperative see that people like this cannot and will not effectively combat an enemy whose only purpose is to disrupt!
So we must disrupt their disruption!

If Zig Forums is not a National Socialist board, then Zig Forums is nothing - how could it be anything, but yet another forum of worthless gatekeeping?
Obviously no Zig Forumsack would disagree!

So, the burden falls upon our shoulders.
OUT-SHITPOST THE SHITPOSTERS
DISRUPT THE DISRUPTIONS
DESTROY THAT WHICH IS SICKLY THAT SOMETHING WHICH IS HEALTHY MAY RISE!

Are you the "White Nationalism is the opposite of White Nationalism" retard?