The asteroid is a lie made by the nasa
Have you prepared for the end of the world?
the asteroid will pass by no problem
just another spectacle, like that one turd-shaped thing recently (amuamua or something)
i remember seeing something about how Jupiter or one of the other planets' gravity field acts as a safety pocket for Earth, in that they attract objects that would otherwise collide with Earth
(It's one of our gas planets that does it)
worst case: it comes close
likely case: it flies by
And as a fun bonus you don't need to worry about plumbing either.
I'm not showing off my stockpile
You'll be able to do liposuction and create fuel as well if you're clever
Pretty legit plan actually. 1 landwhale could probably make enough diesel for one full tank
You are good unless the Yellowstone super volcano blows up. No one can survive through that hot happening but outside of the super volcano range then the survivors may face the Ice Age.
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Better question. Have you prepared for the ending of (((their))) world?