First socialists came for the pedophiles, and I did not speak up because the media told me they all got off to snuff of children.
Then socialists came for the gamers, and I did not speak up because the media told me they were misogynistic incels.
Then socialists came for the gun owners, and I did not speak up because the media told me they were delusional pizzagaters.
Then I went to throw an ok hand up at my little sister when I helped her beat a boss while chilling at the mall, and socialist law enforcement tackled me, busted my laptop, and charged me with statuatory stare rape and corruption of a minor.
I now get raped by a devout muslim guard every Sunday and a gang of white hispanic prisoners every Monday, and am happy that there's one less gun owning pedophile gamer in the community.
My little sister was on lithium, ritalin, zyprexa, and depakote after being committed bimonthly for two years for saying "kms" jokingly to friends, but recently disappeared when going to buy weed in an alley near Comet Pizza to be edgy. I hope she's still on her meds like she should be down in Mexico.
I assume she ran off with one of these hispanics to Mexico through a hole in the border wall because one of them is wearing a ring that looks just like hers with a little blood on it which I assume came from my sphincter just now. Maybe I'm making loose connections and she just cut off contact with her rapist brother. Maybe I'm misremembering things like the muslim guard told me I do a lot and I talked to her more recently than I think.
I'm just glad that I'm not a delusional conspiracy theorist or the wanton deviant they accused me of being. It feels good to be logical, empathetic, progressive, and positive. I've helped make the world a better place. Sargon and Sarkeesian would both be proud of me.
Just saw someone stab themselves to death with a spork he got smuggled in from another country. Dude must've been off his meds and having delusions. I hope they start putting lithium in the drinking water soon like they talked about doing in "Vice". All life is precious, including the maggots I'm keeping as pets inside my prison cell near the toilet. Thought I think I may have murdered a few by accident last time I went. Shame on me. I think I'm going to ask my muslim guard friend to rape me an extra time this week for that like a good citizen.