#1 PROTIP for faster job application responses:

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

Tell them you're of Jewish descent.

be me

is a Christian of Jewish descent from my dad's side (my dad grew up in a Jewish secularized family in the USSR; came over here became Christian married my mom and begat me)

didn't grow up in kike culture; actually loves to work hard

in college rn, needs more income

but every job application seems like a waste of time

fill in info 3 times over

no response for weeks

unemployed for years

gets redpilled about (((them))) along the way (btw Jews need to be open to criticism and Logos; and they need to accept Jesus Christ as the Messiah)

then

one day

*realizes most jobs prefer candidates who manipulate facts about themselves*

"hmm I *am* of Jewish descent yaknow"

*finds application for dishwasher at Cracker Barrel*

"yknow what fuck it" *fills out application*

Q: "and what other qualities would you like to mention that you think would make you the best fit for the job?"

A: "I am of Jewish descent, blessed with lots of profit-maximizing chutzpah; and I am a Christian, filled with relationship-building Christlike service."

*finishes and submits*

*rants to my Xoomer mom about how applications are pointless lotteries these days yadayada*

3 hours pass

recieves *this* text: files.catbox.moe/ib9s99.jpg

calls #

schedules interview

???

PROFIT

And thus was the first same-day job application response I ever recieved in my life.

Moral to the story: If you want them to notice you more and actually hire you, just tell them you're of Jewish descent while you dazzle them with your exaggerated accomplishments, even if you're not Jewish; in this postmodern clownworld, who are they to question what you claim to identify as?

racial discrimination FTW.

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Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

Oy vey.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

Cracker Barrel
Better be corporate, user.

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

That reddit spacing
You might be more jewish than you thought.

Kevin King
Kevin King

he's in nursing school, no it isn't corporate

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

Be me
Be a kike and a chrustcuck
Tell Zig Forumsin a blog post.

I don't think I need to state what you should do next.

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

Tight labor market finally reaches the basement dwelling neckbeards. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

*Voat spacing

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

Kill your kike mom ,rape her dead body ,FILM IT AND UPLOAD HERE SO I CAN BREAK 3 YEARS OF NOFAP ,then kill yourself too
Fuckin heebs are disgusting

Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

what the fuck is a Voat

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

you first

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

Nuh uhh you /the post
Disgusting semite end yourself

Adrian King
Adrian King

Reddit with ALOT less niggerfaggots, and
Absolutely ZERO SJW mods censoring shit

You might like it there

Zachary Phillips
Zachary Phillips

this is dumb

everybody knows if you want an easy six figure job all you have to do is make pretend to be a tranny

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

Sounds like that would especially work in dense gentrified urban settings.

Though as for most places in flyover country, I personally would just stick with Jewish; chances are, you're more likely to find Jews or white boomers who own local businesses who are of the Prager U, (((muh our greatest ally)))TM variety who don't really put up with LGBT bullshit and would be quick & eager to connect with more and more Jews to maximize their connections.

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

Great that u seem like a decent person and you got a job, but idc,
Y u telling us this.
Honestly i have 0 judiasm in my fam i pretend to be jewish sometimes to get ahead.

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

Nice spacing faggot.
/reddit/index.html

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

*>>>/Voat/
Nice digits nigger

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

13355555
Good one

Robert Williams
Robert Williams

This is literally a jew blogpost by someone barely 18

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

(((jews))) should accept Jesus Christ
JC came for his sheep whom are the children of Adam, not the race mixed offspring of Esau and the Cannanite abominations that God told Joshua to exterminate. He didn't come for jews, or pharisees, Edomites, Cannanites, the Rephaim, or any of the many pre-Adamic races mentioned in Scripture as enemies of God. Those faggots are destined for the Lake of Fire because they are not His creation, but race mixed faggotry resultant of the first rebellion muh dick. JC came for the House of Israel, whom are collectively the 12 tribes of Whites scattered across pre-Europe. This is why the epistles were sent to the Romans and other tribes, not to niggers, mongolians, indians, or other shitskin races. God requires blood when you fuck with Him, and JC was the only one who could satisfy that requirement to re-establish the relationship with Him. God hasn't changed and still wants his people to kill non-Whites because they are a mockery to Him.

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

making kikes wash your dishes
based cracker barrel confirmed for White supremacy

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Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

Things you can claim without any scrutiny and steal back jobs from our enemies
1. Imma jew
2. Imma latino (many latino are fully european so they cant question it)
3. Imma native american
4. Imma armenian/iranian
5. (Contextually useful) imma commie
6. (Use sparingly) imma faggot

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

Buddy, you applied to be a dishwasher at Cracker Barrel. This is the either lowest of tier bait or you’re actually retarded.

Also kill your self kike

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

i'm 17 and looking 4 work look how based I am hahahahaha