Tell them you're of Jewish descent.
is a Christian of Jewish descent from my dad's side (my dad grew up in a Jewish secularized family in the USSR; came over here became Christian married my mom and begat me)
didn't grow up in kike culture; actually loves to work hard
in college rn, needs more income
but every job application seems like a waste of time
fill in info 3 times over
no response for weeks
unemployed for years
gets redpilled about (((them))) along the way (btw Jews need to be open to criticism and Logos; and they need to accept Jesus Christ as the Messiah)
*realizes most jobs prefer candidates who manipulate facts about themselves*
"hmm I *am* of Jewish descent yaknow"
*finds application for dishwasher at Cracker Barrel*
"yknow what fuck it" *fills out application*
Q: "and what other qualities would you like to mention that you think would make you the best fit for the job?"
A: "I am of Jewish descent, blessed with lots of profit-maximizing chutzpah; and I am a Christian, filled with relationship-building Christlike service."
*finishes and submits*
*rants to my Xoomer mom about how applications are pointless lotteries these days yadayada*
3 hours pass
recieves *this* text: files.catbox.moe
And thus was the first same-day job application response I ever recieved in my life.
Moral to the story: If you want them to notice you more and actually hire you, just tell them you're of Jewish descent while you dazzle them with your exaggerated accomplishments, even if you're not Jewish; in this postmodern clownworld, who are they to question what you claim to identify as?
racial discrimination FTW.