Homeless user tip thread

Someone missed the memo.

Good thread.
Renting a campground for 6 months is cool, but what would you do in the winter? Where would you take the electricity (inb4 you don't need it - not vital, yes, but having it may cover for several issues that you might encounter).

All the info mentioned assumes that you are not a jobless penniless faggot, but rather a man caught with the jaws of fate, and just trying to fight his way back.
This is a mix of stuff I've been using myself when I had it hard, some stuff I do now, and some stuff I think that is a good idea overall

In general, you just have to follow several principles:
1. Food and water - water can be either cheap or even free in some places, mostly in places that have underground creeks and stuff like that.
Frequent malls often for promotions, don't be afraid to steal a minor item or two from big grocery stores, prefer (((multinational companies))) if you can, just be extremely careful about it, and if caught once, apologize, deflect, pay for the item, and never attempt again in the same place. You can visit it, just never steal anymore.
Buy yourself a pack of vitamins - go to the mid-to-expensive drugstore and ask for multivitamins and tran that are about to expire, and you can often buy them for very cheap - I got some vitamins for as low as 20% of the price, and they had a whopping month until expiration date still. Vitamins and tran are vital to not get damage from a shitty diet that you will be having almost guaranteed.
Some places sell mre main courses or other canned meals for not so big prices. I have bought some calorie-dense military grade foods for very cheap (a 400g portion of pasta a la bolognese for 1.2 dollarydoos for example, or a pack of mre crackers for 20 cents). Not a sustainable solution (although vitamins may help), but may work out for surprisingly longer than you think.
2. Shelter. Try to get something semi-permanent. If you live in a mild climate, buy yourself as good of a tent as you can afford, and try to rent camping grounds as was suggested. It is often cheap. Do not use it to store anything that may be attractive to be stolen, just have your basic stuff in there, and maybe a few inexpensive things hidden that you can't afford to carry around. Layers are important, use a foam underpad to not freeze from the cold soil. You can try to make yourself a thatch and mud hut, if you will be allowed to do that - excellent sleeping aid, and is usually fire-safe, so you can have a firepit in there.
3. Basic (and not so) needs: showers (possibly, a locker as well) can be covered by gym membership. Can't find a cheap gym, go for a cheap pool - good exercise all around an hour every other day will help you keep yourself in human shape. Showers every other day are also well advised.
Laundry - there are laundromats, possibly the cheapest option.
Toilets - try to find a place where you can go to the toilet without much of a fuss, and bonus points if it is kept relatively clean.
Clothing - relatively easy nowadays. Visit outlets, visit second-hand clothing shops. Take clothes someone left behind, inspect them for biological material (lik blood, etc) clean them and wear them.
Always have good shoes and socks!
Those are the most important part of your wardrobe (second are weather items like plastic poncho, coat, hat, etc). Try always to get the best protection that is the most convenient. If weather is appropriate, use military clothing, it is usually cheap / durable.
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4. Keeping yourself entertained: try to have a semi decent cellphone so you can shitpost. Chargers are usually available in malls, and you can spend 1-2 hours in the mall, shitposting, and using internet for whatever vital activities you may have.
Frequent the gym / pool that you have applied for, this allows you to 1. Have a reason to have another shower 2. Stay in shape and entertained 3. Possibly build up some human interactions / friendships. Never overwork yourself. Do not lose more calories that you can afford. Treat it like it's a gym snack, not a gym three-course meal.
Once a month do something funny and inexpensive - like spend an hour in the arcade, or buy a loaf of bread / pack of seeds to feed some birds. Things like this will allow you to be more human.
Never drink or smoke, no matter how hard you're having it, and no matter if you did before. Both activities only lead down (dependency on endorphine source, more fatigue, money spent all the time for useless shit, etc). Do not do drugs of course. If you feel a need to do it, go to the gym / pool instead, and work out until you stop craving.
5. Human interactions. Be clean, do not smell. Be polite. Always show with your behavior that you are only mildly in trouble, this will both get you some sorry points and some appreciation of how you're holding up. Try to befriend people that ate close to amenities you're using (gym admin, the cashier guy in the small shop that you go to pee, a lady from a cheap diner, etc), and be friendly and honest, you may get some shit for free. Try to not share a lot of information about yourself, until there is a real need in it. Always politely accept everything you're given, with a courteous refusal once or twice, if a thing is significant enough, but
Never accept any money from anyone that is not your direct relative or a friend for ages without financial struggle attached
If someone insists on giving you money, ask them to buy something for you instead. If it's not possible without significantly wasting their time (i.e. there's no appropriate shop nearby), just refuse it outright.
Never do anything more illegal than stealing a minor food item from a bit international grocery store. When encountered by cops, be friendly, comply with their demands (unless complying threatens your or someone else's life). They have all the means to make your life hell, try to avoid contacting them unless they are already your friends.

Overall, your goal during the phase of being poor / homeless is to save as much of a human in you as you can, and possibly gain more. Accept it and live through it. Things will get better if you will work for it.
If it doesn't work out, try again. If doesn't work out still, go effortpost IRL. Never lose your life over nothing, bargain for it as much as you can. I wish you would not need to do it though. Stay safe, user. Hope I helped.

Fuck off you reddit jew cunt.

Look at the shit these jew cunts try and slide past everyone. Don't fall for it.

You will never be white kike.

Awful funny, foreign cunts are pushing this pissraeli garbage.

shut the fuck up boomer

OYVEY
don't get any survival experience goy

homelessness should be seriously avoided though. if you hate your area move somewhere else/cheaper. once you are homeless it is extremely difficult to get yourself out and get a job. homeless generally congregate in large metro areas because that's where the service are (food/showers/etc), but this is also the worst area for finding a job to get you off the street.

have a significant savings built up before intentionally doing this so you can get the fuck out of it when you feel like it.

Think expansion. Think counterpressure. Think brittle. Think fast. To make a bomb you want to make something that expands rapidly inside of a brittle confining barrier that can hold it back for an instant before blowing shrapnel in all directions. That’s a bomb.

I don’t want to give over recipes, not because I fear feds, but because there are better ways than bombs to achieve your ends. You don’t have to shatter in weakness and die agonized like a violent animal.

Who do you hate? Consider the following:

1) Why do you hate them?
1a) Are you sure your information is valid? If your information is invalid, your invalid information will fail to motivate others; you will fight alone without good reason fight at all.
1b) Are you sure your cause for hatred is worthy of hatred as such? Think about the lifetime of future weakness you’ll have to live through as a criminal, and consider being stoic enough to walk away instead.

2) Is your case for hatred persuasive?
2a) Are you sure your opponent’s allies can’t be flipped? If your information is valid and your enemy’s sins are real, you might be able to make other people hate them also. Forcing someone out of the policy is usually just as good as killing them, and it doesn’t force you into the vastly weakened life of a criminal thereafter.
2b) Are you sure your opponent themselves cannot be flipped? If you have good cause to hate someone (valid info), you might be able to persuade them as one sapience to another that they should stop doing whatever it is you find loathsome. If your cause is good and your charisma excellent, you may be able to convert a liability into an asset. With less excellent charisma, you may still be able to persuade an enemy to peacefully refocus their efforts in ways that make them less troubling to you.

3) Are you capable of non-hatred?
Some people are totally chained failures with no mental strength left with which to use methods other than violence. If this describes you, I’m saddened for your lost mind. Hold tight; society is an improving beast, and will give you back your capacity for contentment eventually.

Sociopaths experience laughter, but not contentment. They don’t know what their self-boring natures take away from them.