Official prison thread

Any of you guys ever do time in the pen?
Surely some of us will end up in prison. Provide tips for noobs to help them survive.
It seems like joining a skinhead gang in certain prisons is mandatory. Is that recommended or is it better to just be alone in voluntary solitary confinement?

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go try /nigger/

Presuming they will give us anything better than solitary confinement in Minecraft.
Sage because op is a fag.

I'm 100% sure none of our guys are getting shit in prison, at least not from other inmates

I've gone to jail in canada. Here you get in 2 fights before people leave you alone. You can't refuse to fight. But, the fights are with out of shape abos so it's not that bad. My stepdad did federal time for Robbery and said that the Sikhs were out of control and he he thought he would have to kill one of them to survive.

I hear American prisons are way worse.

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I worked as a prison guard for 6 months once. Lord what scum.

I fucked a few boi pussies in prison. Look, it ain't gay to get your dick sucked when you doing a bid. Nigga when you in the clink you gotta get your rocks off. Especially if you doing a few years. Yes I'm an AltRighter. No I'm not a celebrity. I'd smash Richard Spencer too dog. No I'm not gay.

Skinheads are gay, literally. Most AB's (Aryan brotherhood) extort and rape white boys especially if they think their parents are wealthy. Gimme some dat boi pussy. You muh bitch now.

Criminals are slaves. They live under the most profound chain of all: they are “defying” slavery. The secret to true mastery is to be neither a servant nor a master, but an equal participant in an honest world.

get? nah…