Egypt Will Open Giant Black Sarcophagus In Spite Of Warnings

I second the idea it could be Caesarian
Caesars only biological son, who he sired with Cleopatra and who disappeared when Mark Antony and Cleopatra committed suicide at the age of 7

it's probably some other pussy who died in egypt

IT'S CURSED. DON'T OPEN IT. YOU'LL KILL US ALL.

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As interesting as this is, we’ll never find out what’s actually inside. If it’s benign we’ll get some fluffed up interesting story to justify the money spent. If it’s somethin insane, it’ll be clarinets as benign.

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They're no going to listen are they?

It was buried for a reason.

They were warned.
Don't say no one told you so when they look inside and the ancient Seraphic demons fly out and make faces melt and heads explode.

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heh heh yeah, open it.

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I've seen enough movies to know how this ends: badly.

NO DON'T DO IT
TOM CRUISE TRIED TO WARN US