Phil, you remember that scene in Forrest Gump, where his mother is trying to keep Forrest in school, and the principal comes walking out of Forrest Gump's mother's house sweating and wiping perspiration off his head with a handkerchief, and he tells Forest "your mother sure does care about your education" ?…
You remember that scene?…..
Well I'm not a principle, and I don't give a fuck about your education, but when I look at pictures of your sister Sarah, I can't help but imagine me walking out of her bedroom wiping perspiration off my head like that…
Thanks. I reposted it in the other decimated thread for you.
Angel Cox
…. I'm not joking either…….
Consider it an experiment…. I'm going to show you how everybody has heard my name before…. Or at least they think they have…..
When I made up the name Johnny Neptune at the age of 12, one of the concepts behind it was that it seemed like a name you already knew…. It sounded like something that everybody already knew, like it just seemed natural that Johnny Neptune was some kind of character or personality from the past that seem like it was already ingrained in our collective subconscious somehow…..
I'm serious dude…
I want you to test out the phenomenon, and tell me what happens….
Don't give any context or any setup, or anything….
Just call your sister out of the blue, and tell her, "oh by the way Johnny Neptune says hello"
You'll see…………
You'll see how she reacts……
She's going to think she knows who I am for some reason….
Everybody does. I've been dealing with that for 42 years now….
Just tell your sister "Johnny Neptune says hey, and he says that you're gorgeous"
ALSO, be sure to tell Sarah I would appreciate it if she would get her haircut shorter like this again, start and start styling the front of it up into an Elvis pompadour
You tell her that "Johnny Neptune says he likes his women with an Elvis pompadour up front"…..
Tell her I said to lose a little bit of weight while she's at it….
I like my women skinny with small tits and their hair slicked back with an Elvis pompadour…….
