Guaranteed employment, guaranteed housing, guaranteed food, guaranteed medical care.
Boom. The wage labor system collapses instantly because workers have nothing to lose from demanding ownership.
How would you win the presidency?
Connor Perry
Cooper Lopez
The American political system is completely fucked beyond repair. Both major parties would need to be destroyed and a new constitutional convention called in order to address the mounting decay. The next president could be the last.
Michael Taylor
Run for state senate or mayor of a city somewhere on Democrat Cops of America ticket. Encourage others to run for local offices. Convince people that socialism is the future and watch the Democrats inevitably die as they refuse to move left. Steal Democrat and Republican seats in Congress until Democrat Cops of America is a third party of any size. Campaign on promises of healthcare, labor, education and ecology. Adovcate strongly for rewriting the constitution to allow for things like redistribution of wealth/nationalizing of industries as well as find alt solutions to fix gerrymandering and campaign donations
Hudson Lewis
Hail Satan
Ryder Green
Couple this with mass social media shilling, and I could have the presidency in a fucking land slide.
Tyler Wood
Just Trump.
Sell out as much as possible. Suck as much corporate dicks as possible.
Style myself as an outsider in political field, shit on all norms and conventions.
As I become the president, start as much wars as I can with the backing of the Military-Industrial complex.
Basically, it shows you that the track of history cannot be altered, but Capitalism is digging its' own grave. And - graves of many other people. From violent means or neglect of needs.
Anthony Gomez
All right time to get to the idealism
Samuel Bell
Abolish the minimum wage.
Calculate income tax on a negative logarithmic curve, such that the poor pay in excess of 100% whereas large corporations actually pay negative taxes.
Abolish higher education. People have to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.
Pursue a pro-pollution environmental policy because global warming increases the efficiency of solar power, and mutagenic chemicals accelerate human evolution.
Pursue a "Made in America" policy, wherein manufacturers pay a small fee to register their sweatshop in India as an American exclave.
Promise to build a wall bisecting the Atlantic Ocean to stop Muslims arriving by sea. Euromutts can fuck right off too.
To encourage innovation, rename each day of the week to commemorate one of the 7 highest grossing corporations in the country.
Make health insurance illegal.
Privatize the military.
Cooper Jenkins
Hope a sympathetic supreme court is willing to interpret the interstate commerce clause as allowing central planning and the complete socialization of all enterprises using wage labor.
Xavier Jenkins
Abolish postmodern neo-Marxism, eh.