How’s Your Love Life?

Let’s discuss our personal romantic and sexual lives, trying to gain a little insight. Inspired by this 8ch.net/leftypol/res/2606187.html crazy thread, I decided it would be best.
Do you have a fwb, gf, or wife(prob not)? What are they like? Are they at odds with your leftism? Have you had luck with the opposite sex in your life? Air out your grievances, your praises, or just tell stories.

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Lmaoing @ people who believe in that shit.

Well, this is going to be about what people expect from members of this board.

I am a virgin and have never held hands or kissed a romantic partner. I instinctively shy away from intimacy like hugs from female friends. The last time I has romantic feelings for anyone was in the final years of school, where I had a crush on a nerdy girl I was friends with, which never turned into anything. Nowadays I mostly masturbate to hentai of all sorts, which includes traps. I own and use a prostate stimulator.

Okay, now that we've got that out of the way, feel free to tell the stories of how you are better than this baseline I've set.

I jack off on the shitter

Don't summon him: youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA

Been in a relationship for the last like 7? or well close to 7 years with the same girl, so it's pretty alright.
She is pretty apolitical but somehow manages to withstand my drunked rambling from time to time, we are both kinda piss poor and have never really talked about marriage, not that it matters anyhow.
She can be autistically stubborn about nonsense but I guess I don't let go easy so we used to fight quite a lot, then learned to calm down about things.
Now that I think about it really, we changed quite a lot since we got together, back when we both were horny teens we used to do retarded shit around parks and the riverside, now we just cringe when we look back to those years.
This does seem like a bit of a pointless thread so gonna drop a polite sage in it.

Me and my gf met in high school when we were 16 and we're still together (I turn 21 next month). I moved to a different city when I was 18 to go to university, so we've been in a "long distance relationship" (only approximately 2 hours by train but still) since then. We just got an apartment together so soon we'll actually live together for the first time which is nice.

Kinda nerdy, interested in biology (will go to university to study eventually but rn she's working a few different jobs), bisexual, very "experimental" in bed and into a lot of freaky shit.

No, she's pretty much a socdem but she's not that into politics. Also I got her to go to a basic course in Marxism-Leninism organized by the local communist party lmao.

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social anxiety is a bitch

I know, right?

The most I got laid was in uni as a leftist. Haven't had sex in like 3 years since moving back to bourgville. It's awful. Got social anxiety n shit too, still haven't learned how to deal with it.

no

Good thread OP, I hate it.

"Love live" is a petit bourgeois concept. Thrash this shit.

No I am pretty much exactly the same bruv, except that I actually asked out my highschool crush (and went to the movie and we had nothing in common and she wasnt interested in me).

I haven't had a full conversation with a single woman my age in about a year, but I collect girls on tinder and never talk to them.

Oh don't remind me. I asked out mine to prom, you can imagine how that went.

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Oof. At least the action movie was enjoyable even if the rest was awkward.

Can we stop with this edgy shit lmao, you know exactly what I mean, intimate relationships with other human beings

Fucking hate how my society is right now. There is no way to meet new people. People only talk to people within the group they are already a part of, and my social anxiety doesnt help either.

Fucking spend 6 months abroad in chinkistan with girls approaching me and my anxiety didnt let me persue any of them, and the one that I did pursue already had a boyfriend it turned out.

petite-bourgeois and probably fascist as well. gtfo first world "leftist" imperialist.

My last relationship fucked me up so bad after she dumped me that I haven't been able to get close with anyone physically or mentally in five years. Tried dating for a minute and even had some people who were interested but I just wound up sabotaging it or ghosting them. At this point I think I've resigned myself to just being alone.

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I was a potential giga-Tyrone in high school. I never even went on a date because I had terrible depression and was incredibly socially anxious around women. I thought they all hated me and thought I was hideous. I got laid in college but never dated, and now I collect white girls on tinder by being safe enough to visit but black enough to piss off their parents.

Dating is counter revolutionary. Casual sex is somewhere between porn and video games on the counter revolutionary scale.

Funny

Hm, explain?

I'm a smut ebook for 40 years old housewife tier romantic guy but I don't have anything to prove it a.k.a I'm considered a disgusting person by most people, I don't have friends, I don't have a job and I'm currently under house arrest and my only and best buddy is in prison.
People just don't want to have anything thing to do with me and think I'm a bad person, women used to like this (I don't talk to people outside of the internet except cops who come here checking my shit every week, two years like this).
I think it's bullshit: I want to be good man, I want love and be lovable, but if I'm show a bit of good or try to be funny people don't think I'm genuine.
I'm a great toy for a one night stand and an interesting story to tell, women for the rest don't want me.

Seriously don't buy the whole "Women want bad boys" meme. They don't actually want that shit. Yeah, the motherly instinct may kick in, but they are not that stupid.
Also if you think that casual sex is cool you are a looser at life.

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Things that give you pleasure are basically uniformly counter-revolutionary, at least they are now. The easier the pleasure is to obtain, the more counter-revolutionary the source is. Bonus counter-revolutionary points for things that simulate elements of humanity that have been destroyed by capitalism. Video games simulate the process of developing a skill, porn simulates sex, etc.
To anyone who disagrees: turn off the part of your brain that has swallowed the liberal lie that whatever feels good is good, and you'll see that I'm right.

relieve yourself of your life's essence

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I feel ya my dude.
I only made my first real friends around 5 years ago. Before that, I was stuck in a pretty toxic friendship with a very all consuming guy. I didn't grow as a person for much of my time in school, just walking after him ,even as things became ever more humiliating. He delighted in sending bullies after me, even going so far at to befriend the worst one. For a time, it was us 4. Him, the manipulative blonde short one as the leader, the buff bully with the dominant personality, his toy #2, even more damaged and submissive than me, and well, my old self. Except that the bully pushed me out of the group ever more. I recall a day where a teacher jokingly referred to the group as the 3 musketeers, meaning I did not belong there anymore, meaning I didn't belong anywhere.
People wonder why teens don't get out of relationships like this, but it's the only kind of friendship we know. Small moments of warmth and genuine kindheartedness, mixed with days or weeks on end of being competitive, getting humiliated and feeling terrible. I've heard the term Frenemy proposed for such relationships and I think it fits.

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Link related about sums it up. I'd do an embed but I'm retarded and forgot how.

what does this have to do with leftism? all this thread will have is guys talking about random broads they had one-night stands with

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Enjoy your imageboard addiction lol

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You are stupid pretentious nigger

I like your optimism

I pity the normalfag

What?

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First world problems. Don't distract from the class issue.

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Hello, liberal

I'm not anti-pleasure; I'm just critical of things I enjoy.

Come here and say that to my face lmao

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*the level of
Fuck off google, stop eating my words.

Hello liberal

Oh, so that's what it means. I don't drink, nor have I ever consumed alcohol, but isn't the label for that anti-alcoholic? Anyway, who cares, if I'm not killing myself with alcohol, I'm killing myself with processed food and broken sleep schedule.

lmao

One has to wonder what it is about extreme ideologies that attracts all of the nutters and almost exclusively just the nutters.

Where did I say that?
Yes
Happens when you are under house arrest, I'm not american so I'm not wired
Happens
People are moral fags

Also since when is this board making apologism for the police? lol.
Fucking liberal. Love is not ok, Police is cool.
Fucking uncle tom

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Do we really have to argue about that now? Is it so terrible for someone to not follow a custom that we have to do this EVERY FUCKING TIME I mention abstaining? That shit broke the mind of my grandfather and turns everyone I like into worse versions of themselves, that's why I want no part in it.

shit, how do you think it's gonna fly with any stacy?
reality is that most of us are in this predicament, and the odd one who is not, may only get out of wizardry thanks to their parents money.

i got nothing and the last time i had something it was with the idea of myself not being lonely, not the person i used for this escapist fantasy
i wouldn't call any of it luck, yes, also with the same and there is no enjoyment in any of it
but there is one exception and i want to kill myself thinking that i fucked it up
is this a Zig Forums attempt at getting people suicidal by making them miserable just reflecting on this part of their life?
fuck you

No wonder you think that a simple critique of pleasure under capitalism is pretentious. You're a moron.

This, we should have sympathy for comrades caught up in the judicial system.

Dating is the same as casual sex? And why does the black guy continue having casual sex if he says and knows that is conterevolutionary?
Sounds like he's a piece of shit to me.

Everyone does this. Cut out your liberal purity test bullshit.

So why are you under house arrest? Protective custody?
Yes, I'm afraid we cannot all have the advantage of having been born a contemptible sociopath, a complete and utter moral vacuum
Oh, so you stalked and/or sexually assaulted a minor? Is that why you disgust everyone so much they had to lock you in your own house? I'll tell you what, if that's the case you got off lucky. You should've been shot.


Sucks to be him
Patently false.
Yes.It's also why you don't have a social life.

Married. We're both communists, it's alright.

I met my bf on here. He's made me the happiest i've ever been and makes every day of my life worth living.
Love is really the greatest shit. The important thing is to never give up, anons, because its all worth it.

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Well, given that your average person lives to 80-ish regardless of whether or not they drink(and most drink) you're clearly wrong on the latter. On the former, I have to marvel at your sheer physical weakness. If you can't have a glass of scotch without passing out you weren't meant to be alive.

I have good relationships with my friends and family, no gf, but happy

I'm no snitch you stupid fuck
Nice cop apologism you got there, I didn't say what I've done and yet I'm a sociopath
What are you trying to say? Are you projecting? You can't get any if they are not underage and angry at their parents?

holy shit, I remember that thread. Congratulations to the both of you

spare me that bs
no it's not
fuck you too

My first and only real meaningful relationship was with this one girl I met about two years ago when I first started at my uni. She wanted to date but was very worried and stressed about the fact that I wasn't religious and she was, but nevertheless we dated for about a year without actually calling it that, but it eventually became too much for her to worry about so we decided it was for the best to stop. She was my first kiss, no sex or anything like that.
Pretty bubbly and extroverted which really did me wonders considering I was pretty introverted and depressed back then. She did have some anxiety issues which most likely played a part in why we broke up, but she would have some pretty intense episodes. I really do hope she's okay and I do lowkey miss her a lot.
She was pretty apolitical for the most part, grew up in a black, democrat supporting household, and had a disdain for Trump and conservatives in general. She was always interested in hearing me talk about leftist topics like socialism and capitalism's effect on our world and what not.

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Oh,so you are a criminal! Thank you for clearing that up. You don't have to explicitly say what you've done for us to know that you're a kiddie-fiddling moral vacuum. You've implied it by your statements thus far.

If you're shocked women don't want to be with you after you've fiddled some kids then you really are mentally ill.

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Calm the fuck down. I drink. I just understand why you wouldn't want to. Alcohol is absolutely counter revolutionary in the 21st century. There's absolutely no reason to talk about "alcohol" like its something that exists outside of the economy instead of being a commodity that keeps people lazy, fat, and stupid ;^)

Looks like I'm not the only nigger in the thread after all.

I'm from Serbia, do i count as a nigger too?
And this thread took a wild turn it seems

Ah, yes, the innocence of inexperience.
No it doesn't, faggot. Don't project your personal shortcomings onto inanimate matter.
Leave.

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I am dismayed that we share a racial distinction.

I know, it’s great.


Pretty much this but I still respect your will power and self control, and that is defintely a necessary for any modern day leftist, especially one with any kind of revolutionary aspiration.

Also I don’t abstain from alcohol, but it makes sense that a reactionary would defend it to the death

just stop, this is Zig Forums levels of retarded

Fantastic…almost two years a go i met the woman of my dreams. She's german and i'm portuguese. We met on the internet and we started exchanging letters. The letter kept growing in size until we confessed our affection for each other.
In the following october we're going to meet for the first time in San Marino for 8 days. It will be fantastic to go walking in the nature with her…she makes me feel very safe and loved. I feel she's my soul mate.

That you could even reach these conclusions makes evens this post somewhat pointless. You clearly lack the basic cognitive capacity to comprehend simple meaning. I wonder how you can even work a keyboard.

How did you even find this place?

You are just fucking terrible.

Die. You are on a communist board you fuck.
Were did I? I feel bad for hurting flies for fuck sake

If you think ratting out your people is ok you are worse than me. I'm no traitor, a real man should never betray anyone.

You are seriously a retard, I don't know what you are even doing here

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Please tell me you at least shared credible pictures!

The Serb is the Eternal Nigger if we're being honest without ourselves.

I'm not talking about revolutionary fighters in a civil war. I'm talking about the use of alcohol in "first world" countries. I have this strange habit of analyzing things in their context instead of mindlessly applying what I know about one thing in one context to the same thing in an entirely different context. I read about that at some point, but I just can't remember when or where.
Is it really so unbelievable to you that I can have an opinion on something that isn't just based on my own experience? Are you really that dumb? I drink a few times a year. I don't drink excessively because I'm not a child or fighting a revolutionary war.
Absolutely lol

>>>Zig Forums
In your posts.
So why are you under police supervision and cause instinctive disgust in everyone that's remotely heard of you?

so your reply to being called out for being retarded is… what exactly was this supposed to even say?
"no you stupid"?
just kill yourself, retard
it'll make life a lot easier for you

Remind me again why Albanians are allowed on this site, Hotwheels.

Life must be fun when you're incapable of linear reasoning.
Not given your stated opinions, no.

Have you heard of the Dunning-Kruger effect? It's where, because you're such a massive retard, you think sensible people are retarded.

Can we go back to the topic, this is getting stupid.

Just give up lol
So being somewhat skeptical of sources of pleasure given the current state of things suggests you're probably a failure. Sure I guess that probably makes sense if you're too dumb to describe a crime without identifying accomplices. Or alternatively too dumb to know what snitching is.

anything else important you have to share with us, mister obvious big brain?
any other mental conditions you got that you want to tell us about?

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We get it pol. You don't like niggers. Fuck off now.

I would but you wouldn't get it.

ah, of course
you're all out of brain juice
gotta take your red pill you swallow with best filtered water you can get
super male vitality isn't what it used to be

>>>Zig Forums
How new are you? Also Enoch is a Ulster Unionist piece of shit. That's the equivalent of being a jew on Zig Forums
You are making this up or projecting. If mentions of love make you think of pedophilia you should seek help
I'm under police supervision because I'm underhouse arrest. We don't have leg braces shit like they do in america where I live. Police have to come here every morning and make me sign shit
Because I'm criminal? That's what I meant with "Girls don't like bad boys". I wasn't a party man or some shit, I've done some ugly stuff and lied for years and on about it.

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Did he really upset you with the
part?
Do we live in the same country you retard?

I hate to be the informal fallacy guy, but that's a hell of a strawman.

Reax pal in the meantime we have exchanged phone numbers, pictures, and we even had web cam conversations.

Happy for you user

Oh fuck lads, do I have a long history. I'll try not to make it too much of a sob story and keep it short.

My first romantic relationship was when I was 14 with an older girl,17 or 18. It was a pretty abusive relationship and it kinda fucked me up for life; she ended up raping me and I eventually broke up with her like 3 months later, but the damage was done.

From there I became very despondent about actual romantic relationships because I always feared being taken advantage of, but being the horny little shit I was I still wanted sex so I had a bunch of one night stands with people. Over time some of them actually started to care about me in a more romantic way, which I would always handle in the exact wrong way and kill the relationship before it really happened in most cases, but some of them managed to actually hold a relationship with me for a while. I was always very finicky and bipolar in these relationships, usually being afraid and/or crying because of flashbacks to past experiences, but it was the beginning of the healing process.

Eventually after some time I turned into as close to normal as I thought I would get and actually began to hold steady romantic relationships decently enough after moving on with most of the baggage of the past, but my experiences undermined the entire idea of the macho male society expected me to be, so I ended up moving away from that label and associating myself to be more feminine. So I played around with crossdressing and the like to try and settle in to that identity, and while it was good fun it wasn't really helping me. One of my gfs eventually told me that I should stop trying to hold myself to all kinds of different societal standards and just be what I wanted to be, because she always loved the man and not the identities he held. So over a long time I just kinda assembled myself into what I am now.

Flash forward to now and I am engaged with that woman and we are both kinky ancoms.

Are you the kinky AnCom from the first thread?? Wow thank you for sharing your story and experiences, they’re interesting

Aye that's me. It's interesting how I managed to unspook myself before I even heard about Stirner by my own analysis of my life, or at least I think. Only really lends to the credence of the idea of all these dumb societal constructs only really getting in the way of a happy and productive life.

wowee thank you, i don't know if the thread you remember is the one since i wouldn't expect anyone to remember since it didn't seem anything too special at the time.

yes it is actually
i hope you find love user

Yeah I kinda anticipated it. I made the thread cause in a thread about rehabilitating feminism, a bunch of essentially in cel and other people really kept injecting their sexual insecurities and lack of romantic success into the topic. So I thought I’d try to channel it here or something.

I'm volcel until I find someone I can marry.