Zig Forums, today I tried to join the SAA, but when I went to a recruiting station in Damascus, they turned me away because I'm female. after that I went and tried to join Haraket Filastin. they didn't even let me into their headquarters. Eventually I talked to some Palestinians outside the building, and one of them told me to go join the Kurdish whores in Qamishli. this nearly made my blood boil, but before I could respond another militiaman jumped between us and gave the thumbs up sign and tried handing me a small PKK pin. I tried explaining to him how the over a dozen US military bases in Syria were proxies for american imperialism and the PKK were useful idiots lead by ethnonationalism, but my Arabic wasn't good, and he just kept saying "Women very brave" and talking about being at Tabqah or something. Coming all this way just to be bombarded by more Zig Forums-tier talking points was infuriating, so I walked back to my hotel.
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? I don't have the money to fly back to the United Kingdom. This was supposed to be my final destination! how the fuck can I get home?
you fucking retard. I thought you were a guy. Did you actually not foresee this issue? Go talk to your fucking embassy and go home.
Jordan Jackson
This is what you get for being a tranny
Leo Nguyen
fuck off, I'm doing more for socialism than any ultra-left ever has
Fucking Idiot, the embassy in Damascus has been closed and I can't go there.
Jacob Hill
This is such a stupid ARG/LARP but I'm laughing like a retard. Next OP will be caught by ISIS or become a troskyite and join the rebels
Daniel Cooper
I'm pretty sure this is some troll playing the long con trying to make fun of ☭TANKIE☭s but it's still very funny so keep going.
Chase Evans
I know it is summer and you are bored, but this thread is even shittier than the one about "kill cops eksday"
Parker Perez
How did you get to Damascus? Through Lebanon right? why don't you go to the Embassy in Beirut
Hudson Stewart
He should go to Lebanon and join Hezbollah instead.
Brayden Cox
I told you, I can't go to the embassy. I'm out on Bail in the UK and wasn't supposed to leave the country. If I turn up at an embassy I'll be arrested. it was nerve wracking enough crossing the border and flying here.
Nicholas Morgan
This would make a interesting book though Can anyone sum up everything that happened to OP I wonder how this will continue Not sure if real or not, nor do I care, but do go on OP. Sadly I am not sure of any international groups that are fighting for the SAA, I know some exist but it's been a long time since I saw a post about them.
Brandon Sanchez
Here's what you should do
Ian Bell
I think the Syrian resistance accepts women, I remember a woman in the organization was assassinated recently. why haven't you joined them? (warning, their founder is buddies with the PKK)
Evan Carter
by the way, why don't you actually join the YPJ? they let white women with no arabic skills join all the time.
Jacob Phillips
;🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧))
Jordan Nguyen
Is it possible to join the Naxalites a foreign woman?
Anthony Sullivan
Oh shit is it still tardanon? And shes a girl? You can stay over at my place if you become my gf, we will create a new identity for you, just claim to be a syrian refugee.
Julian Harris
Post a picture out your hotel window or of your room or you are larping
Nolan Brooks
Wait is this the same op Haha Wach out for icepicks Exile Haha its like boomerang nice shitposting tbh
Blake Myers
Man I fucking love this story Next chapter you should become one of Assad’s personal concubines, and start influencing his policies to become increasingly socialist during pillow talk
Gabriel Rivera
This is gonna evolve into a cult, I'm calling it now. Not only does this story become more ridiculous but it is probably going to be something which those on this board who are still steeped in their childlike contrarianism and worship-potential are going to be drooling over.
You jest, but this is precisely what will happen. For all we know, it could be an ARG just like with Q, only with less boomer-tier 'insider' feels and whatnot. I believe that on this board we have an air of comfiness unlike on right-wing boards and this is tailored to that very well. What's more, the orbiters and theorists will come out to play. Do you feel the pull yet?
Well I do kinda feel bad for saying cold-hardheartedly You are on to something, but be it true or not here's hope OP actually pulls through with whatever is on her mind really.
lol, you are fucked remember when failures like OP would cross the DMZ instead?
James Perez
Oh come on Imagine if she was arrested StaliNEETism whould had never recovered
Brandon Powell
Mods, confirm it was plagiarism user?
Anthony Sanchez
...
Juan Diaz
so she posted fake pictures from trip advisor to keep the Damascus police from arresting her? why would they care, aside from nebulous accusations of spying or being a communist.
Camden Baker
The balcony photo is from 2015. It's a larp, retard
man, japs and chinks are everywhere. you can stop at a gas station in northern Ghana and find a japanese tourist.
and was OP the one to post it?
Leo White
Only the mods can know that
Connor Hill
I was right about this turning into a cult. Just please stop giving a shit.
Grayson Foster
OP posted the images and also made these two posts in the /leftytrash/ thread:
but other than that there's nothing related to plagiarism user in OP's post history. Obviously that doesn't necessarily mean OP is an impostor.
Jordan Thomas
LARP confirmed
Alexander Stewart
can people stop saying LARP when there is no live action component?
in your experience, has this been the best troll in Zig Forums history?
Christopher Rodriguez
I think that was pretty obvious after she said she was gonna join the SAA.
Anthony Butler
don't mess with the big brains, they're solving the case.
Ryder Lewis
Hey OP despite your lying I just wanna stay the offer still stands eh. Hit me up.
Gabriel Roberts
YPG.
Daniel Ward
Larp has become practically its own word at this point, the live action part doesn't even really matter anymore
Colton Scott
Don't know about that but I enjoyed it at least. Good job.
Jordan Cruz
To join the Syrian Resistence, I would need to travel to Latakia. I'd like to know for sure they'd accept me before getting on the bus.
Anthony Rivera
You absolute madwoman
Hudson Cruz
Why don't you join the NDF? They have woman battalions and protect their country from terrorists, foreign invasion,they volunteered to fight against Turkey (wich finally did not happen as the Turks stopped after the SAA and NDF entered Afrin) And the Syrian Communist psrties supports them
If you want a more openly left-leaning option I suggest you to join the Syrian resistance wich are a ML group fighting against imperialist agression, and from what have heard ideological training as inmportant part of their work
So it was a distraction, then? Thanks for wasting everyone's time. Unless you're here to learn and find resources, fuck off and find some orbiters who are much better at orbiting than the people here.
Dylan Nelson
There is a difference between being in the PKK (YP*J) and over a dozen US military bases in Syria. the pkk (YP*J) isn't all that bad, just plase voice your concerns and advocate for reconcilation between Assad and Rojav*a because you are having trouble joining a Syrian military organization. You can also join the Syrian Resistance otherwise known as the Popular Front for the Liberation of the Sanjak of Iskandarun.
Lincoln Flores
This too
Isaiah Davis
I might be late to the party, but as far as I know the only ones that recruit females are Kurds.
Ryder Parker
Wrong the NDF and Syrian resistance, wich don't work for the US do too
Friendly reminder that Syrian Resistance supports the Y.P.G. Also if there are women's brigades in the NDF I'd love proof, I've never heard of a single functioning one.
WRONG the NDF has woman batallions, same for the Syrian resistance. Stop lying and inform yourself before saying false shit
Even so yeah, supporting a legitimate goverment or a US asset, is IMO a much important part in deciding who to support,than if such armies has women on it or not.
Wait so youre basicly saying that you went from the UK to syria im prety much in what can be considered a one way trip and now youre without money to go back to your home. My fucking god Zig Forums autism never seizes to amaze me honestly.
Im not even from Zig Forums my dude. But with the amount of brit larpers that went to the over a dozen US military bases in Syria i woudent be surprised if some person would be stupid enough to try and do the same with the SAA.
Leo Price
how can they be larpers if they really went there though
