R/neoliberal users collectively orgasm at the prospect of an illegal invasion of Venezuela...

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r/neoliberal users collectively orgasm at the prospect of an illegal invasion of Venezuela. Among other gems in this thread are claims that Chavez 'had to be stopped' despite being a democratically elected (and overwhelmingly popular) leader, that the UN will declare any war illegal because of China and Russia so that means there's really no such thing as an illegal war, that an invasion would hurt the US's reputation so instead they should attempt a coup, and open joking about access to Venezuela's oil production for fuck's sake.

Scratch a neoliberal and a neocon bleeds. I also have no idea who 'Meganalisis' is, but I can't help but feel we should probably take their poll numbers with a grain of salt.

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Of all the rightwing subreddits idk why this one seems the most cancerous to me.

It's the most self-aware/in line with the establishment consensus.

All the fascist, racist, and Trump-supporting subs are basically just people who are high on ideology. Neoliberals, on the other hand, understand the conflict between labor and capital and they vigorously side with capital.

because it's fedoratastic pseudointellectualism the ideology. le rational and logical policy is the best and capitalism is the most rational and logical but it needs le rational and logical keynesian limitations etc etc. at least Zig Forumsacks are proud anti-intellectual brainlets who pretend they live inside a videogame.

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whoda thunk?? obviously this means they want an armed invasion???

I guess you are both right. These guys think they are smart, while the conservatives and fascists are being blinded, these people blind themselves.

A lot of right wingers say they're against foreign wars, emphasis on say - yet these cunts are openly imperialistic and proud of it. I'm not quite sure how to argue with a wealthy imperialist, like it's objectively in their best interest to do this heinous shit.

And now you know why the purges and gulags were necessary. Class enemies can't be argued into submission. Only liquidated.

Meganalisis more like Mengelealisis

Because unlike actual White Nationalists and Nazi LARPers, neoliberals hold actual power.

Yeah but with the prospect of climate refugees on the horizon, the distinction between Nazis and neoliberals will fade. Nazis will mow down people trying to cross the border with machine guns while neoliberals sipping tea and saying "how unpleasant" like the American middle class did during the Filipino genocide.

From the same poll:

Open question: Which politicians do you oppose/disapprove the most? (You can name 3 people)
Respondents say: "We oppose those who are in power, but we also oppose those who have let them stay there"

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The image got screwed up. Percentages:

Nicolás Maduro (president): 75.2%
Diosdado Cabello (PSUV): 54.4%
Henry Ramos Allup (opposition): 54.2%
Henri Falcón (opposition): 47.8%
Jorge Rodríguez (PSUV): 35.8%
Delcy Rodríguez (PSUV): 30.8%
Julio Borges (opposition): 29.3%
Manuel Rosales (opposition): 26.8%
Henrique Capriles (opposition): 15.2%
Leopoldo López (opposition): 5.9%

fascists have always been the attack dogs for bourgeoisie, when the going gets rough and things look bad they whip them out and set them on potential threats

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You guys realise r/NeoLib is parody right?

I wish

No online community is a parody.

...

All online communities are parodies. Especially those on Reddit I think.

() = notes at the bottom of the image (popular opinion)

Would you support an intervention in Venezuela from multiple countries, which would bring a lot of food and medicine with them for the Venezuelan people? (People in poorer neighborhoods are very hungry, and call for humanitarian help)
Yes: 84.3% / No: 13.4% / No answer: 2.2%

Would you support a transition government, that would replace Nicolás Maduro's government and keep order in the country for a maximum of 2 years? (People want a government that can bring order, deliver justice and ensure that Venezuela be a dignified country, with social well-being, a future, and no hunger or shortages)
Yes: 79.8% / No: 12.5% / No answer: 7.6%

What do you live on?
26.5% - Economic help from family in other countries (remittances)
35.7% - Help from family members still in Venezuela
12.4% - Current job
5.2% - A mix of the three answers above
2.2% - Other
17.9% - No answer

How many times a day do you and your family usually eat?
30.3% - One
28.5% - There are days where we eat nothing, or almost nothing
19.8% - Twice
3.1% - Three times or more
18.2% - No answer

What would you do if Maduro stays in power and the country's crisis continues? (People think mostly of two options: wait or leave)
34.7% - Stay and wait for something to happen
20.5% - Leave the country*
13.5% - Nothing, Maduro won't leave.
7.4% - Be in resistance until they leave
6.5% - Go to the streets to make Maduro leave
17.3% - No answer

*When will you leave? (out of the 20.5%)
1.1% - In what's left of September
14.0% - Before December
14.7% - Before April next year
17.8% - Between April and June next year
52.3% - Don't know

*Where will you go? (out of the 20.5%)
30.3% - Colombia
18.8% - Don't know
12.4% - Peru
9.8% - Ecuador
6.7% - Chile
4.5% - Argentina
4.4% - Europe (European Union)
3.3% - United States of America
2.5% - Brazil
5.0% - Other 10 countries in the American continent(s)
Not included: 2.3%

It’s unironically shilled for by a 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧British🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 think-tank.

They're a parody in the same way r/FULLCOMMUNISM is a parody, i.e., not at all.

Sounds like an antifa fantasy.

This. Nazis are far too busy in America's police departments and ICE to bother patrolling the border in that way. Anyways if the US gets really desperate they can just get the Mexican government to get rid of the pesky migrants before they get close to the border.

What did they mean by this?

Venezuela jails 34 store managers on charges of price gouging

This website is fucking dying, here's the link reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-politics/venezuela-jails-34-store-managers-on-charges-of-price-gouging-idUSKCN1M103V

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They sanctioned government officials and PDVSA/govenrment debt. Foreigners can still buy PDVSA oil without issues.

Zizek would argue they themselves are the highest on ideology in that they think they recognize “dae hard trufs”

This. The purest form of ideology as Zizek describes it is taking value-laden, highly politicized concepts or positions, and presenting themselves as non-political or post-ideological. Shit like "capitalism is just common sense" is the most sublime form of ideology.

Nope, it's astroturf.

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It started off as a parody, but no longer is

have an updoot, fellow redditor!

the rulers of america have been white nationalists since its foundation

The USA was made to be a MUH HUWHITE ETHOSTATE…but you know. Capitalism has a nice way of making it so you need to wage Imperialism in order to keep it alive which causes people to move in because you make their nations be shit and mess with demographics.

here's the origin of that quote.. Just some guy called DarkShikari on some BBS a long time ago. Not Voltaire, sadly. Be sure to post this whenever appropriate to remind others that irony is very fleeting

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Dude tell me about it. Knowing a person IRL who gets his opinions from that cancerous place makes me hate it even more. it’s genuinley the worst place on Reddit and even the leftist subreddits fucking annoy me.

Right now it's rainbow capitalism terrorizing the world.

This quote is from Hackernews, which is essentially the opposite of what the quote describes, i.e. pretentious morons pretending to be smart until the actual smart people all left.

Rolling for everyone in Venezuela to die.

Rolling again.

But how shall it be the case that the next time communism is tried it won't be yet another fucking disaster? That is the question. By what mechanism. Not promises, not "don't worry, it will have the features". No more vaporware communism.

Venezuela should be used as an example of what happens when you fall for the social democracy/reformism meme.

It may very well be a disaster. Anything could be, that is simply a fact of life. That doesn't mean we shouldn't try. It is not like getting rid of feudalism was easy.

First comment is:

Second comment is:

Not a fan of reddit or neoliberalism, but I'm not sure that this constitutes a collective orgasm.

It really should, it's the only example of social democracy actually leading to any kind of meaningful progress towards socialism.

not a thing fam

*blocks your path*

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Bolivia.

Most fascists are prols who are brainwashed by Porky’s Propaganda Machine. While Most Neoliberals are literal Porkies.

Nah most fascists are petit-booj.

I agree with you, they are either petit bourg or lumpen.

It wasn't a disaster anywhere, dipshit.

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"A pack of lies, from cover to cover" - former KGB agent.

This, the question, the agenda, is just pure, unfiltered evil.

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source

"The USSR was a jewish plot." – Anonymous 13 years old poster

any nazi group worth a shit should discharge him for believing a former jewish nkvd stasi bolshevik zio-agent

He was a lead x264 developer. You know, that program that everyone who knows what "encoding" is has used.


I'm pretty sure that the articles are intentionally misinterpreting the word "intervention". The "support a transition government replacing Maduro" figure isn't too far from that, but there's still no clarification of how they want him to be replaced (as they're obviously not thinking about voting again in fucking 2024)

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If it was meant to be satire, it failed.

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