ITT: Use link below to create an ideology and post results
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You will not regret this, keks for days
ITT: Use link below to create an ideology and post results
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You will not regret this, keks for days
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I liked the first one I got but quickly refreshed before realizing I had an instant result: "Bolshevik Techno Stalinist" I think it was
after a few more rolls I finally found one that really speaks to me and will let me sleep soundly tonight "Esoteric Revolutionary Primitivist"
Tumblr: The ideology
I keep getting "Communal Putinist", guess it is my ideology now
COMPUT GANG
ZING!
Half the ideologies I'm getting are real.
Anyways, rate mine.
Sounds like my worst nightmare, I'm going to run by the store to stock up on materials to make homemade mustard gas now. This post brings back memories of left wing death squads entering my gated community in Argentina to attempt to kill my family.
I.
Am.
Triggered.
God I wish this were real.
HULK HOGAN OF ISRAEL SAYS AUTHORITY IS GAY BUT ALSO VOTE NAZBOL GANG
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UKIP
Druze ethno-nationalism
Greatest contradictory ideology since anarcho-capitalism
I could see it tbh
Maybe they use extremely dated technology as part of their primitivist beliefs. Macuahuitls or axes made of floppy disks or something.
Kaiserreich?
Sign me up
Lol what the motherfuck
Gershom Scholemism
The Surrealists, basically
Steve Bannon
Woah
Basically Ceauceşcu
Check out this new synthesis lads.
Basically succdem in Russia without the revolution. Just Right Mensheviks probably.
What is this?
More or less my ligitimate ideology. But more along the line of Materialist Anarcho-Hoxhaist with Posadas characteristics.
Correction, Materialist Cyber-Anarcho-Hoxhaist-Communist with Posadas Characteristics and American Labour Aesthetics.
Tbh I prefer national-posadist-hegelian post-post leftist luciferian primitivist juche thought with judeo-bolshevik characteristics post-zizekian.
Homophobia is anti-nationalist
What the actual fuck is ethno-capitalism
Jewish socialism in Nubia
Anti-Nazbol
That'd be an interesting society
kek
Holy shit I thought was bad
Beat you
Whatever the hell the government in 6969 is youtube.com
Galaxy brain synthesis right there.
Lock and load boys, time to go fight the ghosts of empire
Grenada once was a monarchist Marxist-Monarchist.Peak real ideology, I might add.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SOCIETY, ONLY THE AUTOMATED PARTY
Really? Weren't they just standard MLs?
So we build the Matrix and upload ourselves into Minecraft. This sounds alright.
stop these fucking pedos they put pedo shit in their game
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stop these fucking pedos they put pedo shit in their game
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stop these fucking pedos they put pedo shit in their game
8ch.net
Thanks for the tip fam ;) I'll have a good wank to this
This is a tolerant board, keep your pedophobia out of here you chud.
Oh, sweetie…
Islamic Ethno-Keynesian is probably the funniest one I came across
BOLCAP GANG
You would have to be pretty esoteric to be a "national globalist" I suppose
CBA to screencap, but I got this:
Conservative Revolutionary Traditionalist
lol
another one
last one
Aztlan from Shadowrun
Humanity is one nation with a common ancestry, the true Other are the ayys/reptilians/annunaki etc.
Using Mao's insurrectionary tactics to establish Ancapistan, because Marxism doesn't work anymore
/x/
This is just called 'Poland'
Vibranium man
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Basically just Israel then.
Unionist.
Randian Anarcho-Egoist
Randian Crypto-Stalinist
This one sounds fun
Catholic Orthodox Maoist
I can dig it.
Well this is something I didn't expect.
HIT THE GAS
BUZZ THE REDLINE
DROP THE CLUTCH
RAM THE SYSTEM
Seems alright to me.
Cringe, i will kill you all in the revolution you stupid cunts i can already see me raping your fucking cioosospsieimdnfjejejw yrur eyrhduerrurjn
Kek
Hmm..
Jewish Fascist…. wait a second, it actually exists.
Apparently I have more right wing views than I thought.
only good ideology itt
Good god, both Nicholas II and Lenin must be rolling in their graves right now,
theres some truth in that
they're on to me
Afro-Titoist. So, Gaddafi?
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Fucking kek
Bugger, forgot about that filter
Now we're cooking.
Since God made me a human, I'LL TRANSPLANT MY CONSCIOUSNESS INTO A FUCKING CYBERNETIC ANGEL BODY
I have evolved beyond dialectical materialism to oppose Trotsky on a metaphysical level.
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Standard M-L wouldn't keep Lizzie as their liege.
I've heard of queens, but this is ridiculous.
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I mean people in most Caribbean states only know the Queen as "that woman on our money" (quote from a mate of mine).
Unironically, "put state management in the hands of computers" is a thing growing in the tory party now as an "enlightened" way of reducing the size of the state, and considering how many gay Thatcherites there are now: I wouldn't be surprised if there is a gay follower of Truss.