Ideologies

ITT: Use link below to create an ideology and post results

political-generator.herokuapp.com/

You will not regret this, keks for days

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I liked the first one I got but quickly refreshed before realizing I had an instant result: "Bolshevik Techno Stalinist" I think it was
after a few more rolls I finally found one that really speaks to me and will let me sleep soundly tonight "Esoteric Revolutionary Primitivist"

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I keep getting "Communal Putinist", guess it is my ideology now

COMPUT GANG

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ZING!

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Half the ideologies I'm getting are real.

Anyways, rate mine.

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Sounds like my worst nightmare, I'm going to run by the store to stock up on materials to make homemade mustard gas now. This post brings back memories of left wing death squads entering my gated community in Argentina to attempt to kill my family.

I.
Am.
Triggered.

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God I wish this were real.

HULK HOGAN OF ISRAEL SAYS AUTHORITY IS GAY BUT ALSO VOTE NAZBOL GANG

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political-generator.herokuapp.com/ is NAZBOL GANG

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UKIP
Druze ethno-nationalism

Greatest contradictory ideology since anarcho-capitalism

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I could see it tbh

Maybe they use extremely dated technology as part of their primitivist beliefs. Macuahuitls or axes made of floppy disks or something.

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Kaiserreich?

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Sign me up

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Lol what the motherfuck

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Gershom Scholemism
The Surrealists, basically
Steve Bannon
Woah

Basically Ceauceşcu

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Check out this new synthesis lads.

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Basically succdem in Russia without the revolution. Just Right Mensheviks probably.

What is this?
More or less my ligitimate ideology. But more along the line of Materialist Anarcho-Hoxhaist with Posadas characteristics.

Correction, Materialist Cyber-Anarcho-Hoxhaist-Communist with Posadas Characteristics and American Labour Aesthetics.

Tbh I prefer national-posadist-hegelian post-post leftist luciferian primitivist juche thought with judeo-bolshevik characteristics post-zizekian.

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Homophobia is anti-nationalist

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What the actual fuck is ethno-capitalism

Jewish socialism in Nubia

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Anti-Nazbol

That'd be an interesting society

kek

Holy shit I thought was bad

Beat you

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Whatever the hell the government in 6969 is youtube.com/watch?v=PvLz5kCVIss

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Galaxy brain synthesis right there.

Lock and load boys, time to go fight the ghosts of empire

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Grenada once was a monarchist Marxist-Monarchist.Peak real ideology, I might add.

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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SOCIETY, ONLY THE AUTOMATED PARTY

Really? Weren't they just standard MLs?

So we build the Matrix and upload ourselves into Minecraft. This sounds alright.

stop these fucking pedos they put pedo shit in their game
8ch.net/hgg/res/263233.html
stop these fucking pedos they put pedo shit in their game
8ch.net/hgg/res/263233.html
stop these fucking pedos they put pedo shit in their game
8ch.net/hgg/res/263233.html

Thanks for the tip fam ;) I'll have a good wank to this

This is a tolerant board, keep your pedophobia out of here you chud.

Oh, sweetie…

Islamic Ethno-Keynesian is probably the funniest one I came across

BOLCAP GANG

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You would have to be pretty esoteric to be a "national globalist" I suppose

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CBA to screencap, but I got this:
Conservative Revolutionary Traditionalist

lol

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another one

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last one

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Aztlan from Shadowrun


Humanity is one nation with a common ancestry, the true Other are the ayys/reptilians/annunaki etc.


Using Mao's insurrectionary tactics to establish Ancapistan, because Marxism doesn't work anymore


/x/

This is just called 'Poland'

Vibranium man

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Basically just Israel then.

Unionist.
Randian Anarcho-Egoist
Randian Crypto-Stalinist

This one sounds fun

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Catholic Orthodox Maoist

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I can dig it.

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Well this is something I didn't expect.

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HIT THE GAS

BUZZ THE REDLINE

DROP THE CLUTCH

RAM THE SYSTEM

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Seems alright to me.

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Cringe, i will kill you all in the revolution you stupid cunts i can already see me raping your fucking cioosospsieimdnfjejejw yrur eyrhduerrurjn

Kek

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Hmm..

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Jewish Fascist…. wait a second, it actually exists.

Apparently I have more right wing views than I thought.

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only good ideology itt

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Good god, both Nicholas II and Lenin must be rolling in their graves right now,

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theres some truth in that

they're on to me

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Afro-Titoist. So, Gaddafi?

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Fucking kek

Bugger, forgot about that filter

Now we're cooking.

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Since God made me a human, I'LL TRANSPLANT MY CONSCIOUSNESS INTO A FUCKING CYBERNETIC ANGEL BODY

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I have evolved beyond dialectical materialism to oppose Trotsky on a metaphysical level.

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Standard M-L wouldn't keep Lizzie as their liege.

I've heard of queens, but this is ridiculous.

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I mean people in most Caribbean states only know the Queen as "that woman on our money" (quote from a mate of mine).

Unironically, "put state management in the hands of computers" is a thing growing in the tory party now as an "enlightened" way of reducing the size of the state, and considering how many gay Thatcherites there are now: I wouldn't be surprised if there is a gay follower of Truss.