What did he mean by this?
What did they mean by this?
Brody Perry
Alexander Anderson
I see it more as Materialism vs. Idealism
William Sanchez
I seriously don't understand what he is getting at here.
Juan King
a fascist coup maybe
Jace Sullivan
So do these fascists actually go outside? I mean isn't there guy president? What more could they want? They are all suburbanite freaks so they probably don't really have any desire to put themselves at risk by conducting a coup, especially over something stupid like alleged "censorship."
Luis Miller
Fascists are raised on burger television and self-insert fantasy novels written by suicidal drug addicts; their version of history is the saturday morning cartoon episode where the King sends the newly-knighted and grossly untrained and unqualified kid hero Sir Furur to rescue the Princess in distress, Pryde, from the EVIL clutches of the EVIL dragon, Marcksism, who's being funded by the evil wizard, Soreos, who plans to take over Jermanland and flood it with an army of (brown) orcs. And of course, at the end, Furur wins despite not any help or support from the peasants because this is a cartoon where power doesn't come from organizing, training, discipline, reading books, or exercising, but you just gotta "believe in yourself" and all that crap, and bam, miracles happen. Then he gets the girl at the end and he finally gets a kiss from someone who loves him for once in his life (his parents abandoned him as a child for not being white) and then Princess Bitch becomes his wife because apparently rescuing someone entitles you to their body and marriage, and then we all learn the moral lesson that the only reason to do anything at all is because you'll be rewarded at the end for all of your efforts…even though you didn't fight the actual fucking villain all along, the Lords who sent their knights to go enslave the dragons, and your country is still shit because of this, and the King only sent you to rescue his bitch daughter because he thought you were a unbearable faggot and wanted you to get eaten so you would finally shut the fuck up about the Druid Conspiracy already and by the way he sold his daughter to Soreos in the first place in exchange for magic powers that cause the peasants to fall into an enthralled conciousness where they blame all of their problems on the dragon migrants coming into the kingdom from Dragonland.
Nathan Hill
racist shmorky in a nutshell
Gabriel Sullivan
A badly made arguement by a right-winger that ends up justifying communists seizing the government.
John Edwards
ftfy
Wyatt Barnes
Make the libertarian a fascist and the fascist a mossad agent and we're good.