I was saddened to see that we generally had no active thread of making fun of stereotypical reactionaries, capitalists, and conservitards. Twitter is full of them, and god help you if you take a look at the YouTube comments.
They're comedy goldmines, but I also propose a drinking game:
Go to one of these Twitter posts, click on the likes, and keep scrolling down. Take a shot every time you see an American flag, #MAGA, #2A, a fat white person in the profile pic, a confederate flag, etc.
The images are related. Laura Loomer was banned for being edgy and all her edgy fans, who love identity politics, are throwing a hissy fit about muh left.
Here's a secret for you: The Jews actually want Nazis to win in Europe because they know middle eastern genes make people naturally resistant to Jewish tricks. This is why Israel is hated so much by middle easterners. By keeping white blood pure they ensure they have nice and well-behaved goyim to serve them.
Jeremiah Butler
why does molyneux still pretend he's a libertarian anymore
Oliver Hughes
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Noah Barnes
A lot of them are alt-right or civnat cucks these days, but if you run into the rare objectivist of the Ayn Rand variety, force them to defend that absolute jabroni Mark Zuckerberg since according to their ideology he deserves to be worth $56 billion or something. I've had good trolling successes and it gets very Steamed Hams with them sweating and trying to change the subject.
Speaking of Ayn Rand. Me, a burger high school student was studying for the SATs (big test here) and one of the reading passages I had to answer questions from was from one of her books.
Aaron Perez
I still can't believe that first pic was posted unironically, cracks me up every time
Levi Edwards
She should be sentenced to a lifetime hard labour
Brandon Perry
Laura Loomer is jewish and should be killed. not for being "right wing" (obviously she's not a traditionalist, but only for HER kind) but trying to ask for special treatment. - t. Marx.
Aaron Phillips
super edgy and mean lol XD im so far right
Jordan Campbell
That's some next level fedorah tipping if I've ever seen it.
Reactionaries, particularly autistic e-activists (though that is common amongst all political wings), embarrass themselves all the time. Once you've seen one sperg out, you've pretty much seen them all.
Asher Williams
"Good. Here's to 6 million more."
Jeremiah Ortiz
Wait Right Wing Idpoler is a thing?
Jacob Murphy
wat. user, identity politics has been a right wing thing for decades, perhaps centuries, longer than any """leftist""" tried to co-opt it.
Tyler King
lol all I can do when hearing about coal monsters and mudbabies drowning is laugh. Stop being such a pussy, the inevitable workers revolution that leads to paradise on earth and the end of history will at least kill millions, little babies burned alive, hordes of POC starved to death, mass rape, millions with no homes, parentless children, mass PTSD, slave labor and mass graves of soldiers. Granted this will be entirely the fault of the savage reactionary forces who will try their very best to cause as much human suffering as possible during the workers revolution. "obviously to fulfill their sadism, and to justify their repressed homosexuality" As we all know that the glorious international proletarian revolutionary army "that will totally align with your special snowflake neo-Marxist ideology" would never do such heinous thing as kill innocent civilians, destroy homes, or enslave people. But the start of the global revolution will kill millions, as the Great Lenin said "If for the sake of Communism it is necessary for us to destroy 9/10ths of the people, we must not hesitate."
And of course to stop things like the holocaust from ever happening again. And to ensure that no man, woman, child, genderfluid, or transgender is ever oppressed or exploited under capitalism, fascism, and hard work ever again. Every single nazi, fascist, reactionary, capitalist, bourgeois, petit bourgeois, kulak, landowner, and annoying neighbor must be killed if they refuse to acknowledge the holy word of Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky, Freud, Reich, Mao, Stirner, Lysenko, and other holy prophets of true science and rationality. You can't tolerate counter revolutionaries undermining the workers revolution, now can you? Some of them don't even want hordes of sludge monsters breathing down their necks! The psychotic bastards!
Joshua Hall
What happened to her anyways? Does she makes Dinesh D'Souza tier films nowadays?
