Merry fucking Christmas, wagies. Don't forget to buy some presents! You wouldn't want the bour-I mean your friends to get disappointed, would you? Now go and buy some shit, fuckasses!
Merry fucking Christmas, wagies...
Jeremiah Sullivan
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William Howard
You're right, it's socially enforced consumerism, but what can you do?
Carter Phillips
Buy nothing
Cooper Barnes
Merry indeed
Adrian Brooks
Christmas isn't about buying shit, it's about getting meaningful gifts for those you care for. It's like you people have never read The Grinch.
The Grinch: It's completely understandable that a lonely, cynical, old curmudgeon like the Grinch would want to be left alone in peace and quiet and not have to put up with what, to him, was a loud, obnoxious, garish, and overly commercialized celebration every year. In the end he realizes he was wrong about what Christmas was really about and that realization allows him to open himself to love and be loved by others.
Hunter Clark
Wyatt Murphy
Okay here's an experiment: don't buy anyone anything and see how they react. Give them something cute and homemade. Watch them throw it in the garbage. Give them something used or salvaged (and make sure they know it), see how "happy" they are that you got them a gift. Or even better, just give them the gift of your presence - I'm sure they'll LOVE that.
John Brown
It sounds like you just hang out with garbage people
Robert Allen
Buying presents for family is cheaper than paying rent. And somehow 'oh I'm boycotting Christmas' isn't a very popular position for your social life.
Austin Williams
Imagine giving into peer-pressure. Fuck Christmas, fuck Valentine's and all other corporate holidays.