Pickup lines from the (former) richest man in the world

beat these, proles

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What a madlad

This is your mind on testosterone injections. Also pic (right) is the kind of woman you will want to bang on test.

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what did he mean by this?

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Anyone care to explain what the fuck is this shit?

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so accustomed to fucking little kids' dead corpses at the Epstein Fuck Island that alive chicks are novel to him

looks like a bogdanoff

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Most powerfull man in the world ladies and gentledudes

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I honestly thought these were made up like those fake Zuckerberg trying to relate to ordinary people facebook posts.


Is… Is Jeff Bezos unironically a vampire?

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He is currently living in a chemically altered state and is horny like a 16 year old boy at all times.

virgin vanilla normie vs chad necrophile

I like to putter, i want to putter. I want to putter with you, i want you to accompany me while i putter.

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based

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his wife is a skeleton

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No but really, why do all of these mega-rich people look literally inhuman? It creeps me out

experimental anti-aging technology

It would seem he likes a good sniff.

to follow up on that

cnbc.com/2016/11/22/tech-searches-for-fountain-of-youth.html

What’s the deal with this?

Legit, what’s the deal with powerful men risking it all to bang borderline homely women? I’ve yet to see a single case in the last 50 years where a rich guy has an affair with a genuinely hot girl.

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These billionaires are still ugos. Hawt women want someone who's hot and rich.

The top one is actually Arnold Schwarzenegger’s mistress.

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Cus if she dead he don't give a fuck 'bout her. Fuck DAT ho bro.

Have you seen Arnold lately?. He looks like warmed over shit now, all those roids fucked up his body.

Jeb's gotta be retarded.

Their kid looks great though. Way better than any of the weird inbred kennedy ones he had.

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I'd bang tf out of mckenzie.
Not only could she help fund the revolution, but she's got some nice mommy hips to boot.

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Ugly girls suck dick better and can't money branch to a better guy so they'll keep they're mouth shut. Smart move, look at Trump, fucked a porn star that was a literal whore, paid hundreds of thousands to keep quite and she still narced on him. You can't trust hot girls.

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Most men that age don’t have a physique of his quality. It’s not hard to score out of your league you just need to find some girl with daddy/other psych issues and your in. I read a study that said as many as 40% of girls under 35 had been with a man older than 40. It’s been publicized that possibly the majority of teen mothers have the children of men in their twenties or even older

I don’t think a lot of these rich guys have any game. It’s kind of surprising to me how many of them want to have real relationships when they have affairs rather than just banging some escort. Guess they gotta convince themselves that not everything in their lives is about the money or something other nonsense about authenticity…

Who would ever want to leave this weirdo?

I’m a sucker for fat/thicc girls myself but I don’t really like em ugly… can someone explain the appeal?

Lol that lady behind him

wanting intimacy is a normal human trait, not some weird quirk, retard

Think about what most working class guys say they’d do if they suddenly got rich and get back to me.

You mean, his wife is physically fit, exercises and of optimal weight for her height.
Those fat flaps and rolls you and your kin carry as badges of pride are not normal human physical attributes.

yes, hookers & blow, it's the same thing I'd do
it doesn't mean you don't need intimacy too, it's not a yes/no 1/0 situation, of course you want to fuck attractive women, but you also want someone to have a connection with
these guys are so rich they can't be sure their friends like them, let alone the women they fuck, they're isolated as fuck
and don't take this as me weeping over bezos' emotional life, fuck him, hope he slips and cracks his skull like an egg

Thanks that was actually insightful

most men having affairs are seeking emotional relationships as that is what their current wife is failing to give them.
women on the other hand are usually seeking either a status/cash upgrade or to do something they aren't supposed to as they are still in their minds rebelling against whichever 'daddy' figure they've latched onto.
It's quite commonly known about.

A bit red pill tier. And not the good kind

yes, it's talked about on all the mra boards and reddits

funny, because it was common knowledge in psychological studies pre-internet.
try reading outside of that glowing screen in front of you.

men would have fewer affairs if they weren't so deathly afraid of male emotional intimacy.

you mean back when a guy wanting to suck dick got cured with a lobotomy

Yeah, so was the idea that you want to fuck your own mother and that the only thing stopping you is the fear of your father will cutting your dick off

of your father cutting your dick off*

clearly you just don't understand the differences between the male and female skull shape

He is unironically really handsome
Fuck plastic whores, gay men is the patrician choice

forgot to take off shitpost flag

That wasn't a shitpost?

It wasn't a socdem shitpost, it was genuine lust

as to be expected from petty nonsense threads like that it devolved into whatever the last posts are
bad OP

He is probably a narc. They always apear charming. It would make sense she would divorce him. (But let's not ignore all the money too)

at the end of the day he'll still be worth $68.5B, and will continue to influence American politics.

they both look good
fatty should lose weight and they should start some bromance