Pickup lines from the (former) richest man in the world

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

beat these, proles
'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.'

'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'

'I miss you. I want to kiss you right now and tuck you in slowly and gently. And maybe in the morning wake you up and not be quite so gentle with you.'

'Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on. You make me better. You're meant for me.'

'I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It's bigger than it's ever been and still swelling.'

'I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'

'You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.

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Connor Watson
Connor Watson

What a madlad

Andrew Thomas
Andrew Thomas

'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon
This is your mind on testosterone injections. Also pic (right) is the kind of woman you will want to bang on test.

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Ayden Sanders
Ayden Sanders

what did he mean by this?

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Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

I love you, alive girl
Anyone care to explain what the fuck is this shit?

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

tfw you will never literally CUCK the overlord of capitalism by pulling off Mckenzie's mommy jeans and sticking your hard commie cock in between her buttcheeks

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

so accustomed to fucking little kids' dead corpses at the Epstein Fuck Island that alive chicks are novel to him

Tyler King
Tyler King

looks like a bogdanoff

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

Baby… I'd bust any union… except the one you and I share tonight.

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Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

Most powerfull man in the world ladies and gentledudes

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Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

I honestly thought these were made up like those fake Zuckerberg trying to relate to ordinary people facebook posts.

Is… Is Jeff Bezos unironically a vampire?

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Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

He is currently living in a chemically altered state and is horny like a 16 year old boy at all times.

Jason White
Jason White

virgin vanilla normie vs chad necrophile

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

I like to putter, i want to putter. I want to putter with you, i want you to accompany me while i putter.

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Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

based

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.

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Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

his wife is a skeleton

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William Robinson
William Robinson

No but really, why do all of these mega-rich people look literally inhuman? It creeps me out

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

experimental anti-aging technology

John Jones
John Jones

It would seem he likes a good sniff.

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

to follow up on that
Oracle's Larry Ellison, Alphabet's Larry Page, billionaire investor Peter Thiel and Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos are among the entrepreneurs pouring money and resources into drugs and therapies designed to slow the effects of aging and its related illnesses.

cnbc.com/2016/11/22/tech-searches-for-fountain-of-youth.html

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

be the richest man on earth
literally richer than entire nations
could have practically any woman you want
go for a woman with the world’s shittiest plastic surgery
What’s the deal with this?

Legit, what’s the deal with powerful men risking it all to bang borderline homely women? I’ve yet to see a single case in the last 50 years where a rich guy has an affair with a genuinely hot girl.

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Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

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Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

These billionaires are still ugos. Hawt women want someone who's hot and rich.

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

The top one is actually Arnold Schwarzenegger’s mistress.

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Owen Davis
Owen Davis

Cus if she dead he don't give a fuck 'bout her. Fuck DAT ho bro.

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

Have you seen Arnold lately?. He looks like warmed over shit now, all those roids fucked up his body.

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

marries a literal goblina.
Jeb's gotta be retarded.

Ryan Rodriguez
Ryan Rodriguez

Their kid looks great though. Way better than any of the weird inbred kennedy ones he had.

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Charles Myers
Charles Myers

I'd bang tf out of mckenzie.
Not only could she help fund the revolution, but she's got some nice mommy hips to boot.

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Jacob Carter
Jacob Carter

Ugly girls suck dick better and can't money branch to a better guy so they'll keep they're mouth shut. Smart move, look at Trump, fucked a porn star that was a literal whore, paid hundreds of thousands to keep quite and she still narced on him. You can't trust hot girls.

Gavin Roberts
Gavin Roberts

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Mason Thompson
Mason Thompson

Most men that age don’t have a physique of his quality. It’s not hard to score out of your league you just need to find some girl with daddy/other psych issues and your in. I read a study that said as many as 40% of girls under 35 had been with a man older than 40. It’s been publicized that possibly the majority of teen mothers have the children of men in their twenties or even older

I don’t think a lot of these rich guys have any game. It’s kind of surprising to me how many of them want to have real relationships when they have affairs rather than just banging some escort. Guess they gotta convince themselves that not everything in their lives is about the money or something other nonsense about authenticity…

Blake Moore
Blake Moore

Who would ever want to leave this weirdo?

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

I’m a sucker for fat/thicc girls myself but I don’t really like em ugly… can someone explain the appeal?

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

Lol that lady behind him

Connor Murphy
Connor Murphy

It’s kind of surprising to me how many of them want to have real relationships when they have affairs rather than just banging some escort. Guess they gotta convince themselves that not everything in their lives is about the money or something other nonsense about authenticity…
wanting intimacy is a normal human trait, not some weird quirk, retard

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

wanting intimacy is a normal human trait, not some weird quirk, retard
Think about what most working class guys say they’d do if they suddenly got rich and get back to me.

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

morbidly obese jealous woman detected
You mean, his wife is physically fit, exercises and of optimal weight for her height.
Those fat flaps and rolls you and your kin carry as badges of pride are not normal human physical attributes.

Daniel Wright
Daniel Wright

Think about what most working class guys say they’d do if they suddenly got rich and get back to me.
yes, hookers & blow, it's the same thing I'd do
it doesn't mean you don't need intimacy too, it's not a yes/no 1/0 situation, of course you want to fuck attractive women, but you also want someone to have a connection with
these guys are so rich they can't be sure their friends like them, let alone the women they fuck, they're isolated as fuck
and don't take this as me weeping over bezos' emotional life, fuck him, hope he slips and cracks his skull like an egg

Jace Long
Jace Long

Thanks that was actually insightful

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

most men having affairs are seeking emotional relationships as that is what their current wife is failing to give them.
women on the other hand are usually seeking either a status/cash upgrade or to do something they aren't supposed to as they are still in their minds rebelling against whichever 'daddy' figure they've latched onto.
It's quite commonly known about.

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

A bit red pill tier. And not the good kind

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

It's quite commonly known about.
yes, it's talked about on all the mra boards and reddits

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

funny, because it was common knowledge in psychological studies pre-internet.
try reading outside of that glowing screen in front of you.

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

men would have fewer affairs if they weren't so deathly afraid of male emotional intimacy.

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

you mean back when a guy wanting to suck dick got cured with a lobotomy

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

Yeah, so was the idea that you want to fuck your own mother and that the only thing stopping you is the fear of your father will cutting your dick off

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

of your father cutting your dick off*

Ryder Sanders
Ryder Sanders

clearly you just don't understand the differences between the male and female skull shape

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

He is unironically really handsome
Fuck plastic whores, gay men is the patrician choice

Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

forgot to take off shitpost flag

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

That wasn't a shitpost?

Easton Martinez
Easton Martinez

It wasn't a socdem shitpost, it was genuine lust

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

as to be expected from petty nonsense threads like that it devolved into whatever the last posts are
bad OP

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

He is probably a narc. They always apear charming. It would make sense she would divorce him. (But let's not ignore all the money too)

Jacob Price
Jacob Price

at the end of the day he'll still be worth $68.5B, and will continue to influence American politics.

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

they both look good
fatty should lose weight and they should start some bromance

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