Why aren't there more leftists who have criminal minds?

Smoke more, you have a low tolerance.

Why? Low reward for a high risk. I'll just get barred from the store. Growing your shit or foraging is better.

I once stole like $10,000 in overtime pay over the course of year by exploring a security flaw in the clock-in system used by the company I worked for. I felt absolutely no guilt while doing it too. Do I possess this "criminal mind"?

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Nah he did but it got deleted because uh we're not trying to get Zig Forums shut down by advocating for retards to set fires for no reason

Dude I've been pocketing stuff from the store every single time I've gone for over a year now and I've just smiled to the cashiers and told them to have a great day every single time and never once has anyone stopped me.

Having a light hoodie that has internal pockets helps a lot, look into one of those.

Stalin and his compadres dynamited a carriage full of imperial bank notes but it's questionable whether they were ever able to smuggle the booty out of the country (which was the goal) because all the notes had numbers on them, meaning they'd likely have been intercepted at the banks in Europe. Trotsky I believed said the booty "did no good."

It also caused a lot of problems for Lenin. I believe he was living in St. Petersburg at the time and had to flee to Finland because the secret police were rounding people up because of Stalin's adventurism.

Case in point: Dr. Bones.

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I should add that Stalin's shenanigans, dubious as they might have been politically, were in the context of early 20th century Georgia which was like the fucking Wild West – so that's one thing to keep in mind.

You probably don't live in the Wild West.

Anyways the performative poseur shit is why I'm wary of that sort of thing. Back in the 1970s there was a lot of performative criminality on the left like "Steal This Book" which is like a guide on how to hack payphones and so on. If anything I think it's the alt-right these days which are emulating that and a lot of them are winding up in jail and with criminal records. Not working out so great for them in my opinion.

Yeah but on the other hand a lot of the alt-right are legitimately retarded dipshits who actually think that because they're straight white kids with a decent bit of money they won't be arrested cause they're not black.

you just hate fun