am i really finding myself hoping for PM hunt?
since finding out he speaks japanese, it's like he's finding one trait about him that i can abide necessary to back him in a contest where i hate both candidates.
i'm not even a weeb. i think it's worse than being a weeb, i think it's just that he's had a vaguely comprehensible life experience of being an ESL teacher before becoming the cunt we know and loathe.
frightening times.
What makes you prefer Hunt?
What if he wants to become PM to make his dream of weeb Blighty a reality?
His wiki page says that after he came back he tried to export marmalade to Japan but it folded.
Imagine the smell.
gotta prefer someone.
the irrational social reason is like i said: he's suddenly become relatable in the tiniest way possible. johnson has nothing. even if on a rational level i probably hate hunt more as health secretary than johnson in his previous roles.
the rationalised political reasons would be that he'll probably do less damage to the country and, as a less noteworthy figure, is less likely to win a general election. but until very recently, i couldn't bring myself to actually state that as a preference - instead preferring to just state the inevitability of a johnson win, or at best to equivocate and say i hoped johnson lost for laughs without saying or accepting the implication of the statement.
if nothing else i suppose it's an educational experience as to how irrational political choice making can be.
This man is ready to lead us
You're going to hate them both anyway. I want Johnson to win so he can continue to destroy the Tories and maybe even get us out of this eternal Brexit purgatory. Hunt will just be May 2.0.
Pretty sure Boris is going to win regardless as he's got the member support and he's pretty much engineered Hunt to be his opposition because he's "low energy". Ken Clarke plans to immediately collapse Johnson's premiership though which would be an entertaining spectacle.
Tbh imagine being a Monster-Raving-Loony-Party member. They must be utter lads.
Every time I see this image I think it's some sort of SNL or MadTV skit with someone in an intentionally bad wig and impression.
I just chose it because "Back Boris" is so positively thick of it. Feels like you should be ale to form a rude word if you cover up letters well enough.
can't stop thinking of #HuntPunt as being the ironic pro-Hunt campaign and i'm not sure if it's clever or not
is anyone doing polling amongst tory members to figure out what the odds are?