Brit/pol/ #1990: Unbelievably Smug Edition

her god is MAMMON

honestly, this is better than the amerimutt memi

Both my grans were ginger, and I am. I'm actually from Essex too. Most of the family on my dads side are blonde and blue eyed, they're from Essex as far as the records go (late 1700s) and they've got a Germanic (pre 7th century) last name which happens to mean "little fish" probably because my ancestor was a manlet kek. I consider myself to be an anglo-saxon because my mums family are also from a germanic settlement near the Scottish border. But theres always been one user who freaks out and calls me a LARPer for we wuz saxoning, so I've been taking the piss out of him and taking his larping argument to the extreme ever since. Just so you know I'm being ironic, but this lad isn't. He thinks no one can claim Germanic heritage, even when the name, family history and features (the best markers of ethnicity) all indicate otherwise. He thinks all the romano-britons changed their names and the names of their towns to be germanic, and so we're all actually romano-britons.

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I can't believe this is real

Mine is bare apart from the bed, cupboard and few drawers so impossible to be untidy tbh.

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Why do they always have beards

FIFTY

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Isn't claiming to be a saxon because 30% of the genetic makeup of portions of the country are Germanic even more pathetic and larpy than Mexicans calling themselves Spanish (which they don't)?