Is there anything as cute as the Luchs?
Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to tanks?
Cute Tanks
Nolan Lopez
Ethan Ross
I'd say an m22 locust is close
Landon Hill
38(t)
Levi Taylor
Michael Thomas
Caleb Garcia
Henry Morgan
Amphibious recon cuties=best cuties.
Asher Richardson
Tyler Smith
I want to hug a tank
Aaron Adams
hungarian tanks are qt
Brody Murphy
I got to work with some.
Tanks are mostly dirty sluts that do it with three to four guys at the same time. Some even have "crew-compartements" in the rear that can fit an entire squad.
They like it rough and have no mind for holding hands, or confessing your love with anything but an AT grenade in your hand.
Dirty whores I tell ya!
Chase Smith
Pretty much this.
Tanks are manky slags that wouldn't mind you fingering her up the dove pond around Blighty at 2:30. They aren't picky about what goes inside them so they are dirty as hell, carrying who knows what.
Hunter Wright
Jaxson Morris
Traps are gay.
Justin Russell
This is the Marmon-Herrington CLTS, in Dutch colonial service.
It is adorable.
Nathan Stewart
Absolute pieces of utter trash. Even your M3 Lee was atrocious and was only ever liked for having an actual AT gun compared to the rest of the trashy tanks the allies had early in the war.
Joshua Cooper
The feminine weld line though
Juan Jackson
The Char B1 B was a frog tank. Wrecked everything it came up against in the early war.
"Whether this left the Char B1 less-formidable in actual combat than a review of its impressive statistics suggests, is difficult to ascertain. In 1940, the vast majority of Char B1 combat losses were inflicted by German artillery and anti-tank guns. In direct meetings with German tanks the Char B1 usually had the better of it, sometimes spectacularly so as when on 16 May a single tank, Eure (commanded by Captain Pierre Billotte), frontally attacked and destroyed thirteen German tanks lying in ambush in Stonne, all of them Panzer IIIs and Panzer IVs, in the course of a few minutes.[3] The tank safely returned despite being hit 140 times. Similarly, in his book Panzer Leader, Heinz Guderian related an incident, which took place during a tank battle south of Juniville: "While the tank battle was in progress I attempted, in vain, to destroy a Char B with a captured 47 mm. anti-tank gun; all the shells I fired at it simply bounced harmlessly off its thick armour. Our 37 mm. and 20 mm. guns were equally ineffective against this adversary. As a result, we inevitably suffered sadly heavy casualties.""
Aiden Williams
Does it also have a feminine penis Krautbro?
David Jenkins
No. Tank traps are not gay though.
Jacob Russell
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Eli Bennett
Isaac Ortiz
Exactly the opposite of what I was doing m8.
Bentley Richardson
Learn how to read nigger.
Target acquisition was abhorrent, it had a shitty one-man turret that led to absolutely zero situational awareness whenever the commander was loading the shitty gun. The crew layout was even worse and the fucking tank lacked seats.
Except for when the crews had to abandon that huge pile of shit because of engine problems and for sticking out like sore thumbs for the German Luftwaffe to practice their aim on.
You forgot to mention that his entire unit got wiped out and his tank was the only survivor.
Ethan White
tank traps are
Whereas mines are
Jeremiah Baker
Tank traps are still gay, Germany. Your rationalisation only proves that you're insecure on the subject.
Adam Garcia
Tank traps are aesthetic as fuck you faggot and not only do they look fucking cool, they are cool because they fucking work and will always work.
Lincoln Gutierrez
Tanktraps will work long after Humans forget about them, while mines will rust away and eventually either self-destruct or become useless.
A good and proper concrete tanktrap can last for centuries, and will stop tanks even after their original creator is long gone. They are loyal protectors of your home. No matter how high the tides may rise, or how stormy the weather: tanktraps remain, while your gay little AT mine is flushed away by some light rain.
Jeremiah Thompson
Different tactics work for different nations, Germany-kun. For example, tank traps are efficient, mass-produceable and logical, which is why they make perfect sense for you. Meanwhile, the British survive and thrive by constantly injecting a flow of misery and civilian casualties into the world so they prefer the mines instead.
Dominic Cox
So bombing Pakis with drones is the US way of aiding Britain? :^)
Ian Hernandez
But user, her tracks haven’t even come in yet.
Kevin Barnes
That is one retarded looking frog. What's it name?
Josiah Phillips
Why am I not surprised?
Daniel Wood
Mate, there are forests that still have active mines from the allied invasion that still aren't clear because of what was used in their construction.
Jayden Price
Type 89 a cute; it couldn't fight another tank but it was good enough to kill chink civilians Guerrillas.
Kevin Gomez
Owen Morales
He looks like the happiest nip in the world. Like he's away to commit some war crimes
Oliver Cooper
Its the cutest little thing on tracks.
Liam Wilson
John Davis
Why did Germany never make a half-Tank-half-Stug like France, Japan and US did?
Nathan Rogers
Because we did, faggot.
William Howard
Don't pretend those delicious, trackless, wheels don't get you hard; and even if they don't, just look at that turret!
But you couldn't get the 8.8cm Flak onto a STUG, could you Germany.
Benjamin Kelly
Hey, like father like son. Aside from spelling aluminum with -ium or -por as -pour. That's just senile old man talk which we've ditched in favor of our hip and modern American spelling.
Zachary Rivera
To be entirely fair to you guys we should probably have adapted Middle English rather than trying to move 'beyond it', but people look at you funny if you try to use it today.
Alle beon he blithe
That to my song lythe!
A sang ich schal you singe
Of Murry the Kinge.
King he was biweste
So longe so hit laste.
Godhild het his quen;
Faire ne mighte non ben.
He hadde a sone that het Horn;
Fairer ne mighte non beo born,
Ne no rein upon birine,
Ne sunne upon bischine.
Fairer nis non thane he was:
He was bright so the glas;
He was whit so the flur;
Rose red was his colur.
(First verse of 'King Horn' the oldest extant Romance in English poetry - author currently unknown)
I think that's rather beautiful, and abandoning the idea of standardised spelling would also allow people to write more naturally in the accent they talk with.
Nathan King
Mason King
Ian Bennett
That to my song lythe!
A sang ich schal you singe
Of Murry the Kinge.
King he was biweste
So longe so hit laste.
Godhild het his quen;
Faire ne mighte non ben.
He hadde a sone that het Horn;
Fairer ne mighte non beo born,
Ne no rein upon birine,
Ne sunne upon bischine.
Fairer nis non thane he was:
He was bright so the glas;
He was whit so the flur;
Rose red was his colur.
(First verse of 'King Horn' the oldest extant Romance in English poetry - author currently unknown)
Is this what the Anglish “movement” is trying to recreate or are they just taking the literal translation of German words to replace Latin originated words in English?
That to my song lythe!
A sang ich schal you singe
Of Murry the Kinge.
Would that be “All be-on he blith
That to my song he lyth!
A sang ick (itch?) schall you sing
Of Murry the king?
Or would it be pronounced more German-like, with the Es not being silent but more like an A sound, and Ich being the Hochdeutsch pronouncation like Eecch?
Justin Taylor
I haven't worked with the primary sources personally, but the full poem was compiled from three manuscripts held in the British & Bodleian Libraries. The Anglish Moot is a fun idea, but I don't think they've gotten as far as 'recreating' 1545 lines of Medieval Romantic poetry.
That would have depended on whereabouts in England you were from at the time. This was written at a point where we hadn't even begun to standardise weights and measures, English wasn't even the official language of England at that point fucking Norman shitmunchers. Standardised pronunciation was a little beyond them.
Brandon Martinez
What would Australian rate under?
Ryan Ortiz
I don’t think they’ve even figured much out besides translating a few words. I believe the grammar is the exact same.
Well that’s because the Anglo-SAXONs weren’t native to the island. The modern Germanic-Celtic mixed Englishman was still several raped generations away.
English (Prison Slang)
Brody Fisher
English (Cunt)
Lucas Sanchez
Aussies: English (Shitposting)
Welsh: English (Technically)
Chase Adams
Blake Moore
Irish: English (Drunk)
Juan Watson
unironically no
Leo Cruz
You maples can only dream of reaching the levels of shitposting that comes naturally to the convict monkeys.
Austin Adams
To be fair Canada only got internet in the last 5 years or so.
Ian Turner
If your shitposting earns you adimiration, you’re not shitposting right.
See above
The only reason anti-Canada have developed their shitposting skills is because their internet is so slow they plan for hours to make their shitposts because it will take hours to post.
Chase Young
Im not surprised in the least.
Grayson Harris
Hey, if you want to swap for being mocked, ridiculed, and insulted for decisions made by politicians before you gained the vote then by all means come home and enjoy your new life as 'lol, nofuns britcuck GB2prepping Ahmed!'. I'll swap you.
Hunter Lee
I am surprised.
Pic related
Levi Green
Meh, he can't be that bad.
Gavin Cruz
Please change, Zig Forums.
Anthony Moore
Fine then, the Tortoise is cute and anyone who disagrees has no taste.
Adam Mitchell
So you like big slags?
Alexander Wilson
What you were witnessing was an accurate recreation of the English Civil War.
Charles Robinson
Hey. There's no call for that. She's … Okay she's not so much curvy … but that armour, that gun. and that thing she does with those 3 MGs, dude it will blow your mind
Who was the Roundhead and who was the Royalist?
William Rodriguez
I mean, at least it's not burgers falling for goblingoon b8 again.
Bentley Taylor
Hey there bud, how about you go and fuck off while I figure out why the Queen keeps forgetting we exist.
But it’s all going to be okay, I’m going from Multicultural liberal restrictive shithole Canada to Germany. :’(
Daniel Jackson
Are you just really, worryingly, into self-harm?
Owen Adams
So then, which are cuter, leaf tanks or bong tanks?
Justin Smith
Julian Fisher
Considering that the leaves use Leopard 2s there are no (modern) Canadian Tanks. If we're going with older models then we've got a choice of the two pics. Neither of which does much for me.
Hopefully you can learn from this Canada, because this is why nobody likes your shitposting.
Oliver Jackson
Qt 3.14 2t
Andrew Williams
Nice.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Post more tonks and memes.
Tyler Wright
Luis Stewart
It’s not shitposting, fag, the list looks like shit becuse the buttons are all over the place and not in a line. All you had to do was make the flags the same size.
Asher Perry
My bad, you didn’t make it, a burger did, but I still think it looks retarded since the circles are all fucked. Here’s cute butterfaced tank destroyers
Connor Walker
Juan Robinson
Post more tanks with armoured skirts.
Oliver Miller
Ryan Martin
You seem to be the only one who's OCD enough to give a damn.
Any particular reason that the Krauts decided to go with open turrets there? Was it meant to do something important enough to be worth exposing the crew to enemy fire? Resource shortages? Or just some Teutonic hyper-autists who got a retarded idea and sperged out until it was approved?
Connor Foster
It’s so when a shell hit the ammo racks from the open back, the crew could escape through the open back to escape the fire.
:’)
Anthony Butler
Better sights and hearing.
Bentley Cook
Would the Universal carrier fitted with a 6lb gun pass as a (very light) tank destroyer? I suppose that maybe the gun's too small or the design's too nig-rigged to count there?
Did they just hate their drivers then? Also the problem solved by the open turret sounds like it could have been made 'not a problem' by a closed turret.
I suppose that if you were using them for an ambush that would make sense, in theory it shouldn't take enough fire to need much armour - then again theory rarely holds out for long in practice.
Lincoln Hernandez
The drivers were all filthy Süddeutsch and thus not as important to protect as the glorious Norddeutsch in the back.
Hence the :’)
Owen Murphy
Don't worry, they fixed that with the VT.
Gabriel Flores
I really like this turret.
Most of these vehicles are the result of bolting an AT gun to a semi-random chassis. "Proper" German tank hunters were fully enclosed. Although their SPGs were open.
Ian Turner
What a munter.
Levi Butler
Perfect for anti-infantry duty man.
Juan Reyes
Fuck off, cuck.
Easton Miller
Is that Bavarian-brand butthurt I detect? Please, cry more Bergcuck.
bumping with tankettes
Liam Clark
Learn 2 German. "süd deutsch" as an adjective to "they", or "süd Deutsche" as a descriptive title with the adjective "süd" for "southern".
Your improper use of German disgusts me, and dissappoints StuG-chan.
Post more pics of objectively cutest tank.
Nathan Reed
I-I’m trying. My whole family is German but decided that I didn’t need to be able to speak to the rest of the family that didn’t come to leafland (read: all of them).
Ian Turner
Wow you got the worst from both worlds.
Joshua Martin
You are a disgrace. Go and stay go until you can at least read Faust.
For fucks sake, do I need to spell it out for you?
1:Goliath
2:Wiesel
3:StuG
4:StuH
5:Panzer III
Why are German tanks so cute?
Elijah Hernandez
They were tank-fucking degenerates.
Leo Wood
Such cute. Much adorable. How do the Krauts manage to build such beautiful vehicles :^)
Grayson Hill
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