I got to work with some.
Tanks are mostly dirty sluts that do it with three to four guys at the same time. Some even have "crew-compartements" in the rear that can fit an entire squad.
They like it rough and have no mind for holding hands, or confessing your love with anything but an AT grenade in your hand.
Dirty whores I tell ya!
Cute Tanks
Brody Murphy
Chase Smith
Pretty much this.
Tanks are manky slags that wouldn't mind you fingering her up the dove pond around Blighty at 2:30. They aren't picky about what goes inside them so they are dirty as hell, carrying who knows what.
Hunter Wright
Jaxson Morris
Traps are gay.
Justin Russell
This is the Marmon-Herrington CLTS, in Dutch colonial service.
It is adorable.
Nathan Stewart
Absolute pieces of utter trash. Even your M3 Lee was atrocious and was only ever liked for having an actual AT gun compared to the rest of the trashy tanks the allies had early in the war.
Joshua Cooper
The feminine weld line though
Juan Jackson
The Char B1 B was a frog tank. Wrecked everything it came up against in the early war.
"Whether this left the Char B1 less-formidable in actual combat than a review of its impressive statistics suggests, is difficult to ascertain. In 1940, the vast majority of Char B1 combat losses were inflicted by German artillery and anti-tank guns. In direct meetings with German tanks the Char B1 usually had the better of it, sometimes spectacularly so as when on 16 May a single tank, Eure (commanded by Captain Pierre Billotte), frontally attacked and destroyed thirteen German tanks lying in ambush in Stonne, all of them Panzer IIIs and Panzer IVs, in the course of a few minutes.[3] The tank safely returned despite being hit 140 times. Similarly, in his book Panzer Leader, Heinz Guderian related an incident, which took place during a tank battle south of Juniville: "While the tank battle was in progress I attempted, in vain, to destroy a Char B with a captured 47 mm. anti-tank gun; all the shells I fired at it simply bounced harmlessly off its thick armour. Our 37 mm. and 20 mm. guns were equally ineffective against this adversary. As a result, we inevitably suffered sadly heavy casualties.""
Aiden Williams
Does it also have a feminine penis Krautbro?
David Jenkins
No. Tank traps are not gay though.